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Our three favorite stars - and Mariah Carey - took center stage celebrating the return of Season Three of The Hills Monday at New York City's Gotham Hall.

The pop star, with 17 #1 singles to her credit throughout her career, performed hits such as "Touch My Body" and "We Belong Together" on a live after show.

Hugs For LC and Audrina

Mariah Carey then met with the beautiful trio of stars that make The Hills great - Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port - backstage. See below...

Miss any of the action? Just want to kill time reading about Lauren, Whitney and Heidi? Check out our official recap of Monday's episode of The Hills.

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Remember when Mariah Carey was talented?

When she relied on her incredible vocal range to garner attention and didn't just use nudity to remain in the spotlight?

Carey and Cannon

Yeah. Neither do.

Here is Mariah Carey half-nude on the beach. We even see Mariah Carey nude on her new album cover. Can't she afford a shirt?

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Mariah Carey says reports that she would prefer to sing a duet with a pig instead of Jennifer Lopez are "a complete untruth."

To the chagrin of those hoping for a Carey/J. Lo showdown - with Babe or Porky as the referee - the singing diva claims she never made this statement and has no beef with Mrs. Marc Anthony.

The Cannons

"This is just some [celebrity gossip] and it's pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real," Carey said. "This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other."

Cheers to big breasts and spoiled attitudes!

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Uber diva Mariah Carey was recently asked if she'd ever do a duet with Jennifer Lopez. Her response:

I'd rather be on stage with a pig. A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen."

Jennifer Lopez: Most Beautiful

While insulting to J. Lo, Mariah's stance does give hopes to pigs everywhere. We're pretty sure Spencer Pratt just picked up a microphone.

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If you're a young celebrity struggling under the spotlight of stardom, it's hard to think of a mentor you want offering you advice more than Mariah Carey.

Here's what the totally well-grounded singer had to say about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears in the latest issue of Glamour:

"I wouldn't want to speak to those people specifically, but I would say you need to be very centered, and spiritually know where you're at, all the time. Don't read the tabloids. Don't be obsessed with what people are writing or saying. Live your life for you.

Glamour Girl

My lifestyle has changed since making it. It's not a financial struggle, but I'm still struggling in a lot of ways."

We wonder how she feels about the Kim Kardashian nude photo scandal. Or universal health care.

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What do Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey and Britney Spears have in common?

If you said they possess giant boobs, a diva-like attitude and the delusion that people still care about their music, you'd be correct for the latter two singers.

But throw in the beautiful, pregnant Aguilera and here's what trait all these celebrities share: a new fragrance on the market.

The Hollywood Gossip marketing staff is here to analyze the promotional posters for all three perfumes, starting with Xtina:

Channeling her inner Justin Timberlake, Mrs. Jordan Bratman brings her sexy back to this advertising campaign. The perfume's tagline? Sometimes it's all you need to wear.

We hope Megan Fox follows that advice.

Similar to Christina, a naked Mariah Carey pimps herself out in the above ad. Said the singer about this product: "The inspirations for M by Mariah Carey were multiple places I've been, moments in my life and childhood memories. It combines my favorite scents and means so much to me. I wanted my fragrance to be like a gift to my fans."

And, hey, it only costs $175 for a half-ounce bottle!

Do you believe in a fragrance from Britney Spears? The mess of a mother hopes so, touting in her poster that "The greatest freedom is to believe in yourself."

We agree. Still, though, we're not sure why anyone would wanna smell like a train wreck. Carnage and smoke aren't an alluring combination.

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Mariah Carey has basically no singing career left.

Can you even name her last hit? Emotion? Honey? That song about a hero coming along, with the strength to carry on?

Couple on Carpet

But it's nice to know that Carey can always pull a Lucy Pinder when in need of attention: Pose naked now. Ask questions later.

Here is the diva, and her bare body, gracing the cover Interview magazine. We know how excited guys are now for the (legal) possibility of Hayden Panettiere nude, but take a moment and answer this question:

Is Mariah Carey naked hot... or not?

We haven't heard anything recently about those rumored Lindsay Lohan nude photos - but we did come across this one of Mariah Carey.

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Now it all makes sense.

For awhile, we didn't understand why Mariah Carey cared that a porn star shared a similar-sounding name. Aren't music and pornography very different worlds?

Mariah Carey Weight Loss Pic

Will fans truly mix up Mimi for Mary Carey?

But now that we've learned Mariah will pose in Playboy, it's apparently the soon-to-be washed up singer will soon be starting a career in skin flicks herself.

Granted, Mariah won't be nude in the pictorial. She'll continue to leave all sex pictures to Paris Hilton. But she'll still be featured in the publication. Don't ask Carey about the layout, however.

She'll just say it never happened, just like her lies regarding Eminem getting her in the sack.

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Phew.

That was a close one. Fortunately, singer Mariah Carey has proudly defended the honor of her unique name.

Well Red

The narrow-minded star has successfully sued porn star Mary Carey in order to halt the use of her similar sounding name. A judge has decided the naked wonder - born as Mary Ellen Cook - may no longer go by the moniker that jump started her sex-crazed career in 2002.

And not a second too soon, either!

Fans across the globe were constantly confusing the washed up singer who can't possibly compete with Britney Spears for attention with the pornographic actress that ran against Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor.

The lawsuit was almost as logical as the recent age discrimination case brought against Donald Trump and The Apprentice.

There are no reports, however, of Mariah taking Eminem to court over allegations that her boned her rotten. We think we know why.

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