Kate Upton and Justin Verlander started dating in late 2012. Most would congratulate the Detroit Tigers ace for landing the ultimate WAG - the trophy girlfriend to end all trophy girlfriends.
If you care more about baseball than boobs, however, you might be screaming for Verlander to drop Kate like a hot rock.
The Cy Young winner has been struggling this season and many believe Upton is proving to be a distraction that Verlander simply can't handle.
If that's the case, at least Justin can take comfort in the fact that he's not the first athlete to fall victim to the curse of Kate:
Yes, despite the fact that Upton just turned 22 earlier this month, she's already, um...rounded the bases with a number of athletes, kinda-athletes, and...mascots?