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Shaun Sperling's Bar Mitzvah dance to Madonna's "Vogue" way back in 1992 was posted online this week, presumably by Shaun or someone close to him and with the hope or expectation that the epic performance would go viral, which it obviously has.

Poetry in motion, Shaun. Poetry in motion.

It's unclear why young Sperling chose to signify the religious celebration of becoming a man with "Vogue," but nothing we can add would do him justice.

All we want to know now is who's coming out with the Lady Gaga equivalent this year. Consider the challenge issued, Jewish 13-year-olds of America!

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Elton John's husband David Furnish is PISSED that "Masterpiece" singer Madonna was among 2012's Golden Globe Award winners with the Best Original Song.

Furnish called Madonna's acceptance speech "embarrassing in its narcissism."

Just moments after she won the statue, Furnish went to his Facebook page and WENT OFF on the Material Girl, writing, "Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!"

Elton John, who was nominated for a song from Gnomeo & Juliet, did not look happy when Madonna's name was announced, but he has not commented.

Furnish, however, did not hold back in letting Madonna, who won for a song from W.E., have it, referencing her recent quasi-feud with another singer.

"Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows these awards have nothing to do with merit," he said. "Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism. And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."

In related news, Madonna's cleavage was off the hook last night.

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Madonna's apology to the hydrangeas of the world was poignant and touching.

Until it wasn't. Then it got hilarious. Well played, Madge. Well. Played.

Titled "A love letter to hydrangeas," Madonna posted a video on YouTube in response to the viral clip circulating online in which the Material Girl, unaware she's being taped, hates on hydrangeas gifted her by a fan in Venice.

Watch her "apology" below ... and don't get on her bad side. Talkin' to you, Gaga.

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Madonna really likes Brahim Zaibat. Hydrangeas? Not so much.

Right before a press event for her new film W.E. at the Venice Film Festival, a fan presented the Queen of Pop with a branch of blossoming purple hydrangea.

Madonna thanked the fan, but didn't realize she was being taped when she quickly put the thing under the table, leaned over to some unknown person and said:

"I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know that."

For real. Consider this a cautionary tale brought to you by THG and whoever filmed this incident. Don't make this same mistake, fans. You've been warned.

Madonna Biography

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Leave her alone. She’s gonna be 16 soon and then 17 and then 18, and then she might show her knees and then what's gonna happen?

Madonna [on Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photos]

My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.

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