Your move, Alex Rodriguez.
Reports say Madonna's rumored paramour Jesus Luz has reportedly converted to Kabbalah, the mystical Jewish offshoot embraced by her Madgesty.
The Brazilian model - who is said to be a strict Catholic - joined an online community for Kabbalah believers, and has updated his website, informing "friends" about his switch to the faith, of which the Material Girl is a devout follower.
"Jesus' family are very traditional and quite religious so this news is sure to come as something of a shock," a source tells Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper.
"But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her. Quite simply he can't get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching."
"The two of them have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna's chatted quite freely about her beliefs – especially Kabbalah."
Madonna and Jesus Luz met during a steamy W Magazine photo shoot.