Last night's 2014 American Music Awards featured plenty of surprises, many of them involving beauty and/or booty.
Bleona Qereti was nearly nude on the red carpet, but most of the night's memorable moments were delivered by stars we'd actually heard of before:
Taylor Swift opened the show with a high-energy performance that should earn her either an Oscar or a restraining order. We're not sure which, but either way we were sufficiently frightened.
Amazingly, however, Taylor was not the most emotional performer of the night. That title goes to Selena Gomez.
Selena cried on stage while singing "The Heart Wants What It Wants" - a heart-wrenching ballad inspired by her stormy relationship with Justin Bieber.