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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave fans "A Shot Through the Heart" Monday night when a party celebrating love ends up filled with haters.

We break down al the friends and foes in THG's +/- review.

Yolanda Schools the Housewives

It's yet another party as Adrienne launches her Zing Red Velvet Vodka complete with half naked, spray painted women hawking the beverage.

Plus 12. Go big and tacky or go home.

She and Paul are their normally snarky selves which makes the following morning's announcement all the more surprising…but we'll get back to that.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed there's "No Business Like Clothes Business" while bad taste can still be very expensive, indeed.

We break down the drunken breakups and unexpected makeups in THG's +/- review:

Brandi's New Shoes

Can you feel the love? It's the ladies last night in Paris and the city of love was definitely rubbing off on our housewives. Plus 10. That doesn't happen often.

Brandi Glanville is actually making friends. She and Kim are half way to being BFFs as they bond over sobriety and Yolanda graces Brandi with a new pair of shoes.

Plus 15. Who would have seen that coming at the beginning of the season?

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"The Real Housewives of Paris Part Deux" managed to kill the romance in the city of love, unless you include a budding bromance.

We break down the surprising turns and best Segway tours in THG's +/- review.

Many Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The City of Love couldn't have looked more beautiful… or more cheesy than with the staged romantic moment between Mauricio and Kyle. Minus 12.

Their lock of love on the bridge felt so scripted it was hard to watch. It also proved what a short memory Kyle has when she said her husband's only romantic gestures were bringing her coffee or running a bath.

Did she forget the day he gave her a Maserati?!? Minus 10. I'll take that over a silly lock any day.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls end up as "The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Un" as they head over seas to decide who should have a threesome.

We break down the bad decorating choices and and strange interventions in THG's +/- recap!

Lisa and Ken

Turtle shells. Lots of turtle shells. So that's Faye's idea of decorating? Minus 16. How much do you think Kyle Richards paid her for that?

And I had to laugh when Kim decided they must mean good luck… or something. It certainly wasn't good luck for the turtles.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their "White Party Pooper" or was that just Adrienne Maloof leaving her mark on all the furniture?

We break down the bad tans and good nose jobs in THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

I've got to call bs when I see it. Did anyone else notice that during Kyle and Kim's conversation with Taylor they switched phones?

First they're talking on a white phone, then an all silver one and then back to the white with no explanation. Yet it was all edited together to look like one long phone call. 

Minus 12. I know it's TV but that kind of editing leaves me wondering how real Taylor's drunken phone call really was.

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Only The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could turn a civilized tea party into the "Game of Scones" but then again, it's not like they were drinking tea.

We break down the lies, cries, and alcohol infused innuendo on THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

Before we get to the tea party, let's talk closets. It's the battle of the walk in closets and Kyle was the big loser. Minus 12.

Her clothes were overflowing and she had a cheap clothes rack she wheeled into the hallway. I expected more from a Beverly HIlls Housewife.

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On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls, Kyle didn't think "Kim Nose Best" but then again she never does.

We recap the shushing, screaming, and surgeries in our THG +/- review.

It's back to the stripper pole as the ladies of Beverly Hills are still in Vegas and at least Kyle and Lisa were having fun. Plus 10.

Kyle On the Pole

Brandi Glanville and Camille looked as though they have a pole in their bedrooms. Is this a new found talent or are they old pros?

Plus 18 for the pictures of Camile Grammer as a Club MTV Dancer. It's hard to find the right words to describe that huge 1988 hair.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like to pretend that "Home Is Where the Art Is" but it's really where the spirits find their portals. 

We recap who bought sexy mannequins and who channeled their inner 1980s dancer in our THG +/- review.

Kyle's 1980s Look


We pick up at that abysmal group dinner with Mauricio still making an ass out of himself.  Minus 20. Does Kyle invite Brandi to events just to watch other people yell at her?  I'm sensing a pattern here.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delve into some "Moroccan Madness" this week, but why do the husbands seem even crazier than the wives? 

We recap all the lawsuits and lemon cleanses in THG's +/- recap!

Taylor Brings the Drama

We finish off Brandi's sit-down with Scheana Marie, who she tells not to be the other woman again. She even seems to sincerely wish her well and move on. Plus 40.

For the Housewife who throws the F-word around more than anyone, Brandi Glanville showed more class than any other woman on the show.

Kyle meets with Yolanda where they pick lemons for a 10 day cleanse. 10 DAYS of nothing but some strange lemon concoction? Minus 15.

I'm with Kyle. Why doesn't anybody ever do a cookie cleanse?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills rolled out "Vanderpump Rules" with lots of self pity in high heels.  We recap the whining and dining in our THG +/- review.

So back to Kyle's dinner party that won't end… at least not until Brandi Glanville has officially been driven away in tears. Minus 15.

Kyle Loves the Drama

Of course Kyle doesn't feel bad until Brandi is running from her home crying and still she justifies Faye's tirade saying she's just being protective of Adrienne.  Minus 10.

Kyle runs to a sobbing Brandi in the street but if she really cared she would have told Faye to drop the subject long before it got to this point.

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