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Only The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could turn a civilized tea party into the "Game of Scones" but then again, it's not like they were drinking tea.

We break down the lies, cries, and alcohol infused innuendo on THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

Before we get to the tea party, let's talk closets. It's the battle of the walk in closets and Kyle was the big loser. Minus 12.

Her clothes were overflowing and she had a cheap clothes rack she wheeled into the hallway. I expected more from a Beverly HIlls Housewife.

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On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls, Kyle didn't think "Kim Nose Best" but then again she never does.

We recap the shushing, screaming, and surgeries in our THG +/- review.

It's back to the stripper pole as the ladies of Beverly Hills are still in Vegas and at least Kyle and Lisa were having fun. Plus 10.

Kyle On the Pole

Brandi Glanville and Camille looked as though they have a pole in their bedrooms. Is this a new found talent or are they old pros?

Plus 18 for the pictures of Camile Grammer as a Club MTV Dancer. It's hard to find the right words to describe that huge 1988 hair.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like to pretend that "Home Is Where the Art Is" but it's really where the spirits find their portals. 

We recap who bought sexy mannequins and who channeled their inner 1980s dancer in our THG +/- review.

Kyle's 1980s Look


We pick up at that abysmal group dinner with Mauricio still making an ass out of himself.  Minus 20. Does Kyle invite Brandi to events just to watch other people yell at her?  I'm sensing a pattern here.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delve into some "Moroccan Madness" this week, but why do the husbands seem even crazier than the wives? 

We recap all the lawsuits and lemon cleanses in THG's +/- recap!

Taylor Brings the Drama

We finish off Brandi's sit-down with Scheana Marie, who she tells not to be the other woman again. She even seems to sincerely wish her well and move on. Plus 40.

For the Housewife who throws the F-word around more than anyone, Brandi Glanville showed more class than any other woman on the show.

Kyle meets with Yolanda where they pick lemons for a 10 day cleanse. 10 DAYS of nothing but some strange lemon concoction? Minus 15.

I'm with Kyle. Why doesn't anybody ever do a cookie cleanse?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills rolled out "Vanderpump Rules" with lots of self pity in high heels.  We recap the whining and dining in our THG +/- review.

So back to Kyle's dinner party that won't end… at least not until Brandi Glanville has officially been driven away in tears. Minus 15.

Kyle Loves the Drama

Of course Kyle doesn't feel bad until Brandi is running from her home crying and still she justifies Faye's tirade saying she's just being protective of Adrienne.  Minus 10.

Kyle runs to a sobbing Brandi in the street but if she really cared she would have told Faye to drop the subject long before it got to this point.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls brought back "Oy, Faye" to do Kyle's dirty work. We recap all the bullying and back stabbing in our THG +/- review...

The Kyle Richards Look

We revisit Paul and Adrienne's tirade at Mauricio's event and Kyle's very upset about Brandi throwing out the F-word.

Hmm… apparently Paul screaming and calling Brandi a b*tch multiple times is OK though because in Kyle's opinion he's just defending his wife. Minus 12 for the double standard.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills swear "She's Gone Too Far" but in truth, only they know for sure how far she's really gone this time.

We break down what we can of the secret that shall not be named and find out who is the biggest tattle tale in THG's patented +/- review!

Mauricio's Birthday Gift

Kyle's house is getting egged? Disgruntled fan? Perhaps they need to invest in a better security system. Money's obviously not a problem since Mauricio gave Kyle a brand new Maserati one week and now his 16 year old gets her own Mercedes.

Almost more shocking than the car were the girl's shorts. Minus 14. The only way for that tiny scrap of denim to get any shorter would be if she took them off altogether.  

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills brought us "Girls Gone Ojai'd" Monday night as the women do drunken gymnastics and slather mud over one another.

We break down who got wild and who was sober in THG's +/- recap!

Brandi in the House

We dive right back in where we left off with Brandi telling Adrienne to "shut the f**k up" and everyone else freaking out.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and "Uh Oh, Somebody's Crying!"

Isn't that just what you want to hear someone yell out when you're sobbing in public? We break down all the tears and fears in THG's weekly +/- review.

Adrienne's Nerves

It started off with the summit meeting between Lisa and Adrienne.

Plus 12 to Adrienne for calling it although it was about damn time.

As usual Lisa looked on the event with her own very British brand of humor.

"I don't mean to make her nervous…that much." Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are invited to dinner but please, "Don't Sing For Your Supper." But one Housewife can't get over the music.

We break down all the tears and jeers in THG's +/- recap!

Kyle's New Driver

Before we get to dinner, let's start off with prom night.  Kim's 16 year old daughter Kimberly is heading off to her first prom and I think Kim is more excited than she is.

Kim wants to make sure this is the most amazing experience her daughter's ever had.  Minus 10.  No pressure or anything.

But this is Kim's youngest so I'll forgive her the tears and high expectations.  It's been a rough year.

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