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Lindsay Lohan Tweeted that she's pregnant ... late night on April 1. If nothing else, this made her the center of the Twitter comedy universe for a few hours.

"Its official. Pregnant..." said LiLo's three simple words, one of them presumably missing an intended apostrophe, around 10:30 p.m. PDT Monday.

Some of our favorite reactions to her pregnancy Tweet?

Coke Does a Body Not So Good
  • Actually took a lot longer than I expected.
  • At least now she'll have somebody to drink with!
  • Lindsay Lohan tweeting she's pregnant isn't funny. Ruining a child's life is no joke.
  • Lindsay Lohan just tweeted she's pregnant. Sad when even your April fools jokes need to go to rehab.
  • Lolz but seriously that would be like the low budget sequel to Kimye's baby.
  • If Lindsay Lohan really is pregnant, who wants to start making bets that it’s Charlie Sheen’s baby?
  • Wow some poor guy was really that desperate?
  • Thank goodness for Planned Parenthood.
  • Lindsay Lohan is pregnant?! so was it from one of her fellow inmates or one of her dealers... or does she even know at this point?
  • I didn't know you can get preggo from scissoring.
  • LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT PREGNANT IS SHE REALLY NO STOP HAHAHAHHA SHUT UP OMG WHAT LOL HAHAHAH GOD HELP US ALL
  • Congratulations! It can be a beautiful chapter in your life if you're ready for it! (some people apparently fall for April Fools jokes still)

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Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about total and complete disasters. At least in her personal life.

So with Hurricane Sandy and its 85 mile-per-hour winds approaching the East Coast today, this trainwreck has a message for all those being evacuated and told to remain insider:

Calm down!

  • Sandy
  • Lindsay Lohan with a Smile

WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace, Lohan Tweeted in regard to the mammoth storm.

Seriously, people. Think positive and pray and you'll be fine just walking right through those record-breaking gusts and floods.

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The rumor of a Lady Gaga-Lindsay Lohan sleepover seemed too hilarious to be true, but it actually took place. Gaga confirmed as much on Twitter!

The "Born This Way" singer posted a bunch of photos from that much buzzed-about July 11 night at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.

Lana Del Rey was also on hand along with photographer Ellen von Unwerth, who appears in between LiLo and Gaga in the classic image below:

Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga

Lindsay's lame, overused finger-biting pose aside, it's a great, candid shot of the stars, who reportedly watched movies and played board games.

Seriously. Possibly while drinking hard, if their eyes are any indication.

The red-headed LiLo is also the subject of other pics posted by Gaga.

"I love to stay up late and take pictures of beautiful celebrities," she wrote. She also enjoys taking Lindsay Lohan photos apparently. Ziiiiing!

This is not the night where that Lady Gaga naked photo was taken ... probably. It's hard to know, but she posted that online too in any case.

In other Gaga news, she will make her acting debut in Machete Kills, the sequel to the 2010 thriller which featured a cameo by ... Lohan.

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Not unlike the men it is marketed toward, Lindsay Lohan's Playboy spread will come early this month. Hugh Hefner confirmed the news on Twitter Friday.

"Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we're releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early," Hugh said after the leak of the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures.

"The Lindsay Lohan pictorial has been leaked on the Internet & is causing a sensation," he said, stating the obvious regarding "a true Collector's Edition."

Lindsay Lohan Naked Photo

This is NOT one of the Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures. It's from New York Magazine in 2008, when she also posed nude in a Marilyn Monroe-themed pictorial.

A rep for the magazine said someone had taken the cover and photos from an advance copy of the magazine and posted them online "without permission."

The rep said nothing official would be released until December, but that was before Hef's announcement. There's no word yet on just how early "early" is.

Lohan, who squeezed in the Playboy shoot between court dates, community service obligations and whatever the hell else she does, has not commented.

She banked close to $1 million for the nude shoot, and while it remains to be seen if the leak will hurt sales, she and Playboy are certainly buzzworthy now.

"Lindsay Lohan was the top search name on the Internet yesterday. Her issue goes on sale next week. Hot. Hot. Hot!" Hefner Tweeted enthusiastically.

Is it, though? How does Lindsay Lohan in Playboy sound to you?

 

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Lindsay Lohan is sick of the lies dammit.

Not long after various sources reported that the professional trainwreck had been given the boot from her community service program and gotten in trouble for a failure to attend court-mandated therapy sessions, Lindsay took to Twitter and defended her record, writing:

"I am not to be made an example of anymore."

Busted Lindsay Lohan

She continued: "I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state.

"I'd appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back. Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you."

Lohan will plead her case to a judge next week during a status hearing. Still no word, though, on what the heck is going on with her teeth these days.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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If you thought Lindsay Lohan would be bouncing off the walls and itching to get out while under house arrest, you thought wrong. She is loving it!

Well, maybe not loving. But she's making the best of it.

The actress is using the time confined at her (beachfront) home to relax and reflect, reading screenplays and painting and entertaining friends.

Sounds pretty brutal, we know, but at least time away from the rat race will help Lindsay, and that ankle monitor incident was a false alarm.

What a Dumbass

Lohan swears her court days have come to an end.

Lindsay took to Twitter on Friday to share the benefits of house arrest, posting pics of visitors and writing, "Loving good music on a sunny day!"

Due to jail overcrowding, the star will serve about a month in her Venice, Calif., condo after pleading no contest to misdemeanor grand theft.

Not bad for a 180-day jail sentence. Go legal system!

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Lindsay Lohan slept with Samantha Ronson the other night.

She hasn't commented on the nature of that sleepover, but she is firing back at reports that she fell off the wagon when she met Sam out on Thursday night.

Lohan at Coachella

“The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate. I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend,” she said of the late rendezvous.

Her hard-partying days are over, Lindsay swears.

And furthermore, Lohan Tweeted, “i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L”

Totally. People are just out to get her, remember. She would NEVER be stupid enough to risk violating probation, and knows enough to stay out of trouble.

Well, except for the ankle monitor violation that got her probation revoked last time, that fight in rehab, or the whole felony grand theft issue. Details.

Oh wait, we forgot, she would never steal. Sorry for ever doubting you, LL, and we hope they allow conjugal visits in at Lynwood Correctional Facility.

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Relax. What happened between former lovers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night isn't necessarily what our headline leads you to believe.

Or maybe it is. Sam's Twitter really makes you wonder!

Mystery still surrounds Lohan’s early morning impromptu visit to the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood after the troubled star departed in Ronson’s car ...

Sam Twitt

There you have it. Sam watches Grey's Anatomy still? LOL. That's beyond bad!

The part about Lohan lying next to her is equally baffling. Back track to six hours ago, Lindsay was seen driving her Porsche to Teddy’s nightclub at the hotel.

She then left as passenger in Ronson’s black BMW around 45 minutes later. Lohan says the two are just friends ... you buying that after the above Tweet?

Either way, at least her walk of shame was probably the shortest in history.

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One day after pleading not guilty to felony theft, Lindsay Lohan, who wore a white dress to court to symbolize her innocence, wants to make this clear:

"I would never steal, in case people are wondering," she wrote in a Facebook message, also posted on Twitter. "I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal."

Holy Lindsay

Well, that settles that. We're convinced. You? Okay, case closed!

A LOL-tastic statement for several reasons, most notably the fact that she is, through no fault of her own, one of the more poorly-raised humans ever.

Michael Lohan was even investigated for insider trading and did time in prison for contempt of court. Lying, cheating and stealing? Not a big stretch.

Shady parents aside, note how she didn't just say "I did not steal that necklace" rather than "I would never steal ... " or "I was not raised ..." Telling.

Lindsay's white dress was also the subject of a Tweet from the star: "what I wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it's absurd," she said.

Excuse us for complementing how fine you looked girlfriend. Yowza!

Anyway, what do you think of Lindsay's current legal mess?

 

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If you were lacking for inspiration as you begin this year of new beginnings, look no further than the reformed, 2011 version of Lindsay Lohan.

Quoting Gandhi, the troubled star posted this stirring Tweet last night, just 48 hours before she's expected to leave the Betty Ford Center at last.

One step at a time, indeed ...

Lohan TweetWhat do you think? Can Lindsay stay clean?

 

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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