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Lindsay Lohan has been working on a comeback now for longer than she ever had a career, so it's safe to assume the actress was desperately hoping her self-titled reality series would win the public back to her side.

Problem is, the public isn't watching.

Initial curiosity may have helped Lindsay's ratings for its debut episode, but the show has seen a sharp, steady decline in viewership ever since.

The show lost over 150,000 viewers (nearly a quarter of its audience) in its second week and not even the drama of Lindsay's sex list could help her show 's third and fourth episodes, as even lower ratings are expected to be announced.

To make matters worse, Lindsay is broke again, having reportedly blown through the $2 million paycheck she received from OWN.

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Lindsay Lohan's OWN network series (the creatively-titled "Lindsay") has been mostly a carefully orchestrated BS-fest, but on occasion, the actress/professional trainwreck lets her guard down.

On last night's episode, for example, Lindsay admitted she's basically teetering on the brink of a relapse at all times.

"I do love the nightlife and hearing loud music and laughing and having fun," Lohan told the cameras. "I'm sober, but it's been very close. It came very close and it's scary."

Yes, Linds still goes out partying at the same Hollywood hot spots where she got into trouble in the first place. But don't worry, this time she has a sober coach in tow.

Or at least she did...

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Lindsay Lohan is used to avoiding crude shanks in big house ... but can she handle being stabbed in the back in a different sense in the Big Brother house?

Reports have surfaced saying the one-time actress is in negotiations to come aboard the reality show in a bid to relaunch her career after years of legal woes.

It'd be a huge coup for the show, but is there any truth to said rumor?

Linds in Court

"Lindsay is not doing Big Brother," her rep tells E! News, matter of factly.

It's unclear if Lindsay Lohan could have joined the show even if she wanted to, given her community service and psychotherapy requirements. If LiLo went into that house and survived all the way to the finale, it'd be like three months of isolation!

We'd miss her so much ... and yet not.

"We hope that the courts will make a special allowance in this case. There aren't any more controlled ­ environments than the Big Brother house," a hopeful source said.

That's true, no way could she do drugs or steal jewelry without cameras seeing it. A moot point in any case. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan in Playboy is still a go, and soon!

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Talk about a new Lo ... han. We just hope cameras catch Lindsay trying to escape.

We're unsure about the accuracy of this exclusive scoop, but we also don't put it past her in the least. Reports say Dina Lohan is currently shopping a reality show based around visiting her daughter, Lindsay, while she is in rehab. Sickening.

Eh, we'd watch it because we're THG, but still. Abhorrent.

Dumb Dina, Poor Ali

Watch out, Ali. You're next. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"Not only is she shopping around her upcoming trip to visit Lindsay in rehab at Betty Ford with her other three abandoned children to media outlets to sell the photos, but she's doing it to develop a new reality show," says a source.

Dina Lohan did this years ago when Lindsay first went to rehab, "selling the footage for an E! Network special and then worked with E! to land her show, Living Lohan."

"It's really sad Dina is doing this again. She's been advised it's in poor taste but that's Dina for you." Indeed. You don't become the worst parent ever for no reason.

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Might Lindsay Lohan be the next Celebrity Apprentice?

Celebrity Rehab might be a better fit, but Donald Trump is supposedly angling for the train wreck to star on the former, which is somehow still on the air.

"Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes,” Lohan’s mom Dina said. “I think it’s a great idea for her."

"But Lindsay has two movies coming up [Machete and Inferno], so I actually don’t know if Lindsay has the time. It may conflict with her schedule.”

Know what else could conflict with it? Legal problems.

Because of her court-ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet on her ankle, “She can’t leave L.A., the judge won’t even let Lindsay go to Texas," Dina laments.

Out on Bail

YOU'RE HIGHER: Hopefully The Donald doesn't conduct random drug tests.

Lindsay Lohan would be biggest mess in the history of the reality show, although she'd also be a ratings draw - since people hate her so much, supposedly.

As such, Dina insists that Lindsay is slated to discuss the possibility of appearing on Celebrity Apprentice with Trump this week if schedules and legalities permit.

Dina adds that the business mogul approached Lindsay because of his relationship with the Lohans (something most businesspeople would never openly admit to).

“He’s a very good friend of the family and he’s had our back for years,” the troubled actress' mom says. “He’s a great dad, and he would do anything to help us.”

If not Celebrity Apprentice, Lindsay Lohan belongs in ...

 

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Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan were spotted together Thursday night.

Our imaginations ran wild with that run-in, but it turns out their meeting was strictly business - Ryan wants to create a Lindsay Lohan reality show.

"Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her ... it helps people and gives others a second shot!" Ryan wrote on his Twitter page.

"Still putting it all together."

The American Idol host is no stranger to producing. In addition to his radio hosting gig, the star has lent his TV production talents to E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Denise Richards' It's Complicated and Brody Jenner's Bromance.

Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot

Ryan Seacrest's eyes are on this future reality TV firecrotch prize.

Lindsay Lohan - who in the past week alone was investigated in a $400K jewel heist, was dumped for good by Samantha Ronson, posted topless pictures of herself online and had her Twitter account "hacked," also mentioned details of the project.

"Working on a really great project for television - I am excited!" she Twatted. "Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC ... :)"

The premise of the series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen.

Lohan would serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants' stories.

Because that's the kind of "panelist" who needs to oversee people and their problems: A coked-up, slutty, Twitter-obsessed, wannabe lesbian attention whore who can't hold down a job to save her life. Sounds like a winner, Ryan!