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Is Lindsay Lohan destined to be the next Amy Winehouse?

Now that she's finished her latest stint in rehab, LiLo is looking to resurrect her music career.

And when we say career we mean "those two songs she had that one time before she got all strung out and became a frequent flier at rehab facilities all over the country."

LiLo's first attempt at a music career had her singing such songs as "Rumors" and "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)." This time, she's taking a page from Lady Gaga's handbook and wants to be an EDM artist.

She is not currently signed with a record label.

Lindsay Lohan in the Studio

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Kendrick Lamar didn't just threaten to murder rappers on Big Sean's new track "Control." He full-on OWNED Drake, A$AP Rocky, Mac Miller ... even Lindsay Lohan.

This isn't your standard rap battle diss track. It's a pointed, blunt, biting, NSFW lyrical indictment of the superficiality of hip hop and celebrity culture.

Drake, A$AP, Mac Miller and others? You got took. HARD.

Perhaps the most notable lyrical gem is this one, though, challenging his friends and fellow rappers and likening them to Lindsay Lohan of all people:

"Mollies'll prolly turn n****s to f***in' Lindsay Lohan / Bunch of rich ass white girls lookin' for parties / Playin with Barbies, wreck the Porsche before you give 'em the car key."

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Lindsay Lohan‘s plans to attend the 2013 Coachella music festival has her alleged best friend very upset. Claus Hjelmbak says, in no uncertain terms:

“I fear for Lindsay's life if she goes to the festival.”

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Hjelmbak, a Danish celebrity promoter, has been friends with Lohan for years, and has decided to go public with his fears "in order to get her attention."

We're sure that's all that prompted it, Claus.

“Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be," says this Lohan insider.

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Lindsay Lohan's ridiculous lawsuit against Pitbull has appropriately been dismissed by a federal judge. Legal fees very well spent by broke ass Lindsay.

She actually sued, citing distress and defamation, over Pitbull's humorous 2011 lyric, "So I'm tip-toein' to keep blowin'/ I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan."

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U.S. District Court Judge Denis Hurley ruled on Thursday that Pitbull's song, "Give Me Everything," is a protected piece of art, dismissing the case.

LiLo claimed the song "includes an unwarranted, unauthorized, and unfavorable" quote that infringed upon her publicity rights and caused duress.

The judge's response? What's legalese for LMFAO?

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Pitbull is invoking a new line of attack in his legal battle with Lindsay Lohan, noting that he name-checked Ryan Seacrest in the same song and was NOT sued!

Lohan is suing Pitbull (along with Ne-Yo and Afrojack) for dissing her in his hit song "Give Me Everything." She claims the lyrics caused her "irreparable harm."

Pitbull says in court papers that he not only rapped about Seacrest, but was invited to perform the song on a New Year's Eve show ... hosted by Seacrest!

Translation: Seacrest has a sense of humor, Lindsay does not, and the entire basis for a lawsuit based on a song lyric is completely frivolous nonsense.

Pitbull's "harmful" lyrics in question: "Money keep flowin' / Hustlers move aside / So, I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' / I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan."

Pretty funny stuff. Later in the song, he raps, "I'm an American Idol, gettin' money like Seacrest" ... so Ryan's shout-out is a bit more positive. Minor details.

In addition to the Ryan Seacrest Defense, Mr. Worldwide also cites the lesser known First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in his bid to get the case dismissed.

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Proving that she does actually work on occasion, alleged actress Lindsay Lohan filmed a music video for the Florida-based band Miggs recently.

Fittingly, she's engaged in petty criminal activity in the video.

In "Let the Games Begin," LiLo plays a sultry model by day and a covert graffiti artist by night, taggin’ some rock while the rock music plays.

According to Miggs, the band sought someone with duality in their life, a girl who had done good and bad things. Lindsay Lohan fits the bill.

Check out the music video below and see what you think:

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Lindsay Lohan is suing rapper Pitbull over disparaging lyrics in one of his songs. He does zing her pretty good, but a lawsuit? Get outta town.

The hit song, "Give Me Everything," contains this line: Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin', I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.

Oooh, that one hurt!

LiLo claims in her lawsuit that "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants regarding the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."

Yes, a PITBULL SONG is likely to to her irreparable harm.

Lindsay, who LOL-tastically claims she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild," is suing under New York civil rights laws safeguarding one's name from being exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay Lohan alleges the song causes her "to be associated in connection with defendants" and seeks to halt broadcasting of the song. Good luck.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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