by Free Britney at . Comments

Your hopes of a second quasi-Lindsay Lohan sex tape are finally coming true, guys. In The Canyons trailer, at least. It's I Know Who Killed Me redux!

Just kidding. We have no idea if any film could ever be that bad. But the just-released trailer for the erotic, noir film does feature LiLo stripping, so ...

The preview starts with Lohan's character, Tara, waxing philosophical about films as pictures of rundown movie theaters pan across the screen, obviously.

She decides, "Maybe it's just not my thing anymore." Deep.

If The Canyons director Paul Schrader intentionally meant this to mirror Lindsay Lohan's actual career, then bravo. If not, well, at least there's sex?

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You know you've made it as an actor or actress when the only roles you can get are either playing yourself, or some facsimile of yourself, where you look straight into the camera and crack wise about what a mess your life has been.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, you've made it!

Check them out in the new trailer for Scary Movie 5, which looks less like a horror spoof and more like the inside of a 10-year-old boy's brain after he binges on reality TV and Monster Energy Drinks.

We also saw LiLo's InAPPropriate Comedy trailer this week, and this one has an eerily similar tone and lack of comedic dexterity. Lindsay Lohan movie: not a comedic masterpiece? I know, shocking.

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Lindsay Lohan's new indie movie The Canyons has a new trailer out, and we have absolutely no freaking idea what to make of the 1950s-styled taser.

See what we mean and leave a comment below (so you can tell us what's going on):

From slightly unhinged screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis, The Canyons is about "the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally."

Lohan and porn star James Deen are among the film's core group of young adults.

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Lindsay Lohan's new Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick, comes out November 3. The network has released its first trailer for the movie staring LiLo as Elizabeth Taylor. Peep it:

Putting aside the fact that Taylor was an acclaimed movie star and this is a Lifetime film, the powers that be made a good call casting Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor.

The parallels between the young actress, who stars alongside Grant Bowler, and the icon she's embodying are obvious. It'll also get huge ratings based on LiLo's train wreck status.

Official synopsis after the jump:

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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