Your hopes of a second quasi-Lindsay Lohan sex tape are finally coming true, guys. In The Canyons trailer, at least. It's I Know Who Killed Me redux!
Just kidding. We have no idea if any film could ever be that bad. But the just-released trailer for the erotic, noir film does feature LiLo stripping, so ...
The preview starts with Lohan's character, Tara, waxing philosophical about films as pictures of rundown movie theaters pan across the screen, obviously.
She decides, "Maybe it's just not my thing anymore." Deep.
If The Canyons director Paul Schrader intentionally meant this to mirror Lindsay Lohan's actual career, then bravo. If not, well, at least there's sex?