by Free Britney at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan's rumored one-night stands are harder to keep track of than Tiger Woods' mistresses. It seems there's one or more new ones every day.

At least Lohan isn't married with two little kids at home, and unlike Woods, we sort of expect it from the alleged actress. Lindsay just has to be Lindsay.

Last week, Cash Warren reportedly learned that lesson.

Now, How I Met Your Mother star Jason Segel is LiLo's latest rumored fling after he was seen leaving his Hollywood Hills home yesterday. Minutes later ...

Lindsay Lohan proceeded to do the walk of shame.

  • Predator
  • J. Segel

Run, Jason. Run. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

According to celebrity gossip photographers, she was there all night, but got on Twitter ASAP to say she was at Jason's house for "business" not pleasure.

It was ridiculous of us to assume otherwise from this chaste young starlet who always puts her career first and who never, ever gets around. Bad us.

Lohan Twittered:

"haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It's absurd! @least I'm laughing @the rediculous manifestations"

Also REdiculous? That Lindsay Lohan knows the word manifestations. Guess all those benders haven't killed all of her brain cells. Not yet, anyway.

by Free Britney at . Comments

It's nice to see that anorexic waif and sometime actress Lindsay Lohan is already displaying the natural maternal instincts passed down to her from mom Dina.

Lindsay brought her sister Ali Lohan, 16, into L.A. clubs this weekend, for the second time in a week. This time, the skank and skank-in-training hit up Teddy's.

How a 16-year-old gets into a club is beyond comprehension, but then again, this one dresses like a 40-year-old divorcee, so the bouncers were likely fooled.

Both Lindsay and her sis were dressed for attention, with Lindsay wearing a tight jumper and lots of makeup. Jailbait wore a vest as a shirt and booty shorts.

When the wild child and her sis came off the dance floor, Linds was chain smoking in the club, setting a bad example and breaking the law at the same time.

Way to go, LiLo.

  • Waif Photo
  • Poor Ali Lohan

MASTER AND APPRENTICE: Lindsay Lohan is the epitome of a Hollywood train wreck, but she's seeing to it that little sister Ali, 16, follows in her troubled footsteps.

The highlight of the night for Lindsay and Ali? Bumping into actor Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You, Man and How I Met Your Mother fame.

Jason seemed a little embarrassed by the encounter but was gracious as the Lohans fawned all over him. So gracious that they left the club together after.

Reportedly, Linds and Ali partied at Adam Levine's until nearly 6 a.m. when they were spotted at the Chateau Marmont, with Jason getting out of the car.

No word on whether Lindsay's pad got robbed again while she was out all night, but since it's pretty much guaranteed she will be most nights, who knowd!

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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