by Free Britney at

Those looking to see Lindsay Lohan gettin' freaky-eaky-eaky in a three-way sex tape may be disappointed to learn that new reports of such a tape are bogus.

Well, we're sure a Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists somewhere, but not on the Facebook page teasing a "Lindsey [sic] Lohan Leaked THREEWAY on Camera."

A message on the social networking site's page boasting Firecrotch's romp continues, "Don't ask how i got this ... NO ONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS VIDEO."

Lindsay's Home

Believable as it would be, there's no Lindsay Lohan sex tape in play.

Sorry, but you won't be seeing Lindsay Lohan nude, save for the few dozen people who can conjure up memories. Instead, all you'll likely see is a virus.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ the actress is adamant no three-way sex tape exists. So, sorry guys/girls. Click on said Facebook post at your own risk.

NOTE: Follow THG on Facebook and you won't get a virus. Or a sex tape, but definitely no virus. Just 24/7/365 celebrity gossip news and updates.

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by Hilton Hater at

Facebook.

It's like a window into one's soul, especially when that individual is a quasi-celebrity that continues to make news for ending her relationship with one of Hollywood's most attention-starved train wrecks.

Shoppin' with Sam

Following a well-publicized fight with Lindsay Lohan on April 4, Samantha Ronson signed online and removed her "In a Relationship" status on the social networking website. This week, however, she changed her relationship message to "It's Complicated."

This big step took place comes hours after Lohan, on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, said that the two "are talking."

Of course, even if Ronson does wanna give Lindsay another chance, there's no guarantee the out-of-work actress will take it.

"I'm not looking to be with anyone right now," Lohan told Ellen on Thursday. "I don't need to deal with that. It gets too distracting from everything that I need to focus on. Leaving town, you miss someone too much and you don't want to go sometimes, but I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens."

Remember, Sam: if you really want Lindsay back, the way to her heart is through her nostrils and her liver.

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