Lindsay Lohan is not actually in rehab.
On Thursday, the troubled actress checked into rehab at Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, Calif., and then summarily checked back out.
The million-dollar question: WHY?!
"She felt Morningside was not suitable for her," a source said. "There were too many paparazzi and she didn't feel safe. Nobody close to her is happy about this."
"They think she's really not being smart."
Understatement of all time?
