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Lindsay Lohan's European bender is entering its fifth month with no sign of slowing down. Sadly, we don't have any new Lohan bikini photos to share with you today, but don't worry - Lindsay is still showing us an embarrassing side of herself that she should probably keep hidden.

Lindsay Lohan in Ibiza

As you may have heard, Lindsay isn't exactly setting the world on fire with her acting career these days, and she needs to fund her jet-setting, coke-hoovering lifestyle somehow, so she recently did a mall appearance in Austria.

Naturally, Lindsay's reps have remained tight-lipped about how much she was paid for this low-point in her career, but it was just a freakin' mall appearance. Lindsay sat around and signed Mean Girls posters for some nostalgic fans and probably made in the low-to-mid five-figure range for an afternoon's work.

Not bad, but not exactly "fly all your friends to Ibiza for a weekend of top shelf partying" money. Sadly, this is Lindsay we're talking about, so that's exactly what she did.

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Over the weekend, Liam Payne posted a photo of himself standing on a boat, nearly naked.

The image was handsome and unexpected, but let's face it: not exactly groundbreaking.

Celebrities from across all industries and genders have been publishing shirtless photos on Instagram for nearly as long as this social media site has been in existence.

The following picture gallery includes singers and actors; models and athletes; and two women who have had sex with Chris Brown!

There's no accounting for taste. But there is accounting for hotness! Click and drool away now, men and women:

Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie
This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these.

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the "actress" looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby.

Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form.

  • Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image
  • Lindsay Lohan Vacation Photo

On the left, we've got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night's coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera.

We kid. She's probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else's vomit. 

In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we're pretty sure Courtney's been legally dead for months. 

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

It's been a banner week for Lindsay Lohan.

On Tuesday, Lindsay drunkenly fell down at an Italian film festival. Yesterday, bikini photos of Lindsay hit the Web and revealed that LiLo has been spending far more time hitting the bottle than hitting the gym.

But while most of us can laugh at Lindsay's prominent beer belly and lack of coordination, some of those who know the troubled actress best don't find it so funny.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Since moving to London back in early May, Lindsay has reportedly cut off all contact with her "sober circle" - a network of friends in the US who had helped Linds resist the temptation to go back to drinking and drugging.

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she's not falling down drunk at film festivals, she's treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image
Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She's certainly looked better!

That's Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life.

But while Lohan's lack of work doesn't seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent.

Sure, we've seen Lindsay's gym selfies, but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year!

Anybody who's seen Lindsay's Playboy photos knows it wasn't all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin' curves. So what happened?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Ever since Lindsay Lohan moved to London, she's been giving interviews about how she's cleaned up her act by day, and going out and getting hammered by night.

For example, earlier this week, Lindsay swore she'll never get fired again because she's a sober, serious actress these days.

Then this happened:

  • Lindsay Lohan: Drunk in Italy
  • Lindsay Lohan Falls

That's Lindsay at the Ischia Film Festival in Italy, where she reportedly stumbled around drunk before taking a tumble in front of dozens of onlookers, then created a scene by arguing with the paparazzi and blaming them for her fall.

She's almost too classy, right?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan was somehow cast in a play in London play recently, and naturally there's already talk that Lindsay will be fired from the production for the usual reasons:

She's been showing up to rehearsals late or not at all; she's frequently unprepared; and she's still out clubbing until last call every night.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Her bosses and co-workers are fed up, and understandably so. In a recent interview with the BBC, however, Linds says all is well and vows that this won't be the latest in her long string of career failures.

Asked if she would be penalized or simply given the boot as a result of her missed rehearsals, Lindsay adamantly replied, "That's not going to happen. That's not in the cards. It's not."

Defensive much? She goes on to describe her plan for a career renaissance:

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Justin Bieber's alleged attack on a member of the paparazzi - who accuses him of roughing him up and leaving him in need of medical attention - is clearly BS.

Can you see Justin Bieber roughing someone up? Seriously?

That's beside the point, though. Whatever happened, Biebs' altercation is just the latest in a long string of tense run-ins between stars and the media who cover the celebrity gossip we crave. Here's a look back at seven of the most memorable:

1. Britney Spears: After a downward spiral that saw her shave her head, file for divorce and deliver her second child in the span of a year, Spears suffered a meltdown in February 2007 that saw her violently attack a paparazzo's car with an umbrella:

2. Russell Brand: Katy Perry's ex recently gave a whole new meaning to the term "dropped call" as he grabbed a photographer's iPhone and flung it through a nearby window. Brand later turned himself in after a warrant was issued for his arrest.

3. Kanye West: The rapper racked up three misdemeanor charges in 2008 after he was arrested for allegedly wrestling with a photographer at LAX, grabbing his camera and smashing it on the floor. The charges were eventually dropped.

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One of these celebrities was the most-searched person, and overall term, in 2008, according to some site called Yahoo! Who do you think it was?

All were in the news a fair amount, but the answer may surprise you. Find out who was #1 - and how the year's top 10 shaped up - by following the jump ...

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With Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears baby news dominating the celebrity gossip world, our staff has learned much from its favorite stars.

Below, Miley, Jamie Lynn, Charlie Sheen, R. Kelly and other celebrities aim to inspire celebrity news readers in the form of motivational posters! You know, the ones promoting "teamwork" or telling you to "hang in there" in offices or dorm rooms?

Lindsay and Dina Picture

Heed their wisdom and consider yourselves motivated ...

Follow the jump for more inspirational messages from celebrities ...

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