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Following the stunning revelation that water is wet, we learned today that Lindsay Lohan is an attention-starved liar who genuinely believes she's been victimized by the world. 

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

In a recent interview with The Daily Beast, Lindsay claimed she "rolled Whitney Houston's body bag" while serving out a community service sentence at the LA County morgue in 2012.

Now, in a twist that's sure to shock absolutely no one, the coroner's office has revealed that Lohan's story is total BS.

A spokesperson for the morgue issued a statement to TMZ claiming that no one in Lindsay's program ever came in contact with Houston's body. Additionally, Houston was never in a body bag.

So it looks as though we've got another classic Lohan lie: self-aggrandizing, nonsensical - the type of mind-boggling you'd might expect if 4-year-olds were allowed access to alcohol.

The sad thing is, by this point in her "career," she probably believes every word that comes out of her own mouth.

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It's difficult to keep track of Lindsay Lohan's many, many brushes with the law, but you may recall that back in 2011, she was forced to serve court-ordered community service in the LA County Morgue after being found guilty of shoplifting.

Lindsay talked about working at the morgue in her latest interview, and even though at the time at the time she was serving her sentence she described the experience as "humbling" and "amazing," she's now singing a different tune:

Recently, Linds sat down with London's Telegraph to promote her upcoming West End play Speed the Plow, but naturally she just ended up whining about how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Drunk In London
Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she's been partying too hard?

After - according to the interviewer - showing up late and reeking of booze (of course), Linds launched into one of her signature gripe sessions, this time weirdly focusing on the 120 hours of community service she completed almost three years ago.

Not surprisingly, she claims her time at the morgue was pretty dark. But hey, at least she got to meet famous people!

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Lindsay Lohan loves to steal things, but because she's a drunken freckle monster and not a Bond villain, her burglary career has thus far been limited to things she can stuff in her purse, and she's been sadly left out of the hot new trend of cyber crime.

Well, not anymore! Gone are the days of Lindsay stealing jewelry and clothes in order to support her many habits.

It's 2014 and she's upgraded to stealing lame business ideas!

Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons

An app developer named Fima Potik claims he met with Lohan after she got out of rehab last year.

He presented her with his idea for a "virtual closet" app which would allow users to access the clothes collections of friends and celebrities, where they could then click on links allowing them to buy the same stuff.

According to Potik, Lindsay was on board with the idea, but soon fell out of contact with him. So you can imagine Potik's surprise to see Lindsay's brother raising money for a "social shopping community" that sounded very similar to his concept:

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For some reason, Lindsay Lohan was invited to the GQ Awards in London earlier this week, where she proceeded to be her usual spoiled diva self and totally alienate everyone involved with organizing the event.

But before attempting to single-handedly ruin the party, Lindsay took her time working the red carpet and making hilarious statements to reporters on hand:

Lindsay Lohan GQ Awards Photo

"Being here in London is all about me this time," Lindsay told the Daily Mail. "Yeah, English guys are cute, but it's not about the boys. It's about getting away from Los Angeles and New York and starting fresh."

"I'm not partying tonight. I'm going home, as I need to be at work tomorrow. This is what it's all about...I've been acting since I was a child."

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Friends say that Lindsay Lohan "prefers women," but the troubled starlet was all about dudes at last night's GQ Awards in London.

Sources say Lindsay demanded to be seated with a table of men for the ceremony, at which she presented the Best Chef award to Tom Kerridge.

''Lohan's people were clear that she wanted to be on a table during the lengthy awards surrounded by men," says one insider. "She gets on better with guys and had spent time putting together a sexy look so wanted to be admired.''

And of course, that wasn't the only demand Lindsay made in exchange for getting on stage for two minutes to read from a teleprompter.

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Ten years ago, Lindsay Lohan probably would never have imagined that a London stage production would be her biggest job in years, but that'll happen when your priorities shift from trying to act on screen to trying to act like you're not on cocaine.

Lindsay covers the new issue of Wonderland magazine and the only thing funnier than Lindsay's insanely Photoshopped face is the tagline beneath her image.

Lindsay Lohan Wonderland Magazine Cover

"I can't help that I'm so popular," as you may remember, is a line from the 2004 film Mean Girls, and despite what seems to be a joke at her expense, Lindsay has been tweeting about how thrilled she is to be on the cover.

Think about it. Mean Girls came out ten years ago.

It's literally the last Lindsay Lohan movie that anyone saw or gave a crap about. Just about every major cast member has gone on to bigger things while Lindsay - who was an A-lister at the time - has become an international joke.

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There are very few mysteries about Lindsay Lohan's sex life. She banged half of Hollywood, and she's got the list to prove it.

Justin Timberlake
Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day.

In fact there were so many famous men on Lindsay's sex list that it's easy to overlook that that she once dated a woman for over two years.

Yes, Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were an item and a tabloid staple from 2008-2010, but Lindsay's been involved in roughly 11,000 scandals since then, and the relationship has been widely forgotten.

But sources day that despite her many, many dalliances with famous dudes, Lindsay still prefers to swim in the lady pond.

"Don't expect Lindsay to get into a relationship with a man anytime soon," an insider tells Radar Online. "Lindsay prefers women over men."

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For months now, we've been wondering how Lindsay Lohan finances her non-stop European bender, and it seems we may finally have our answer.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Sources say that for most of the time she's been in London, Lindsay has been living with Patrick Mahony - a much older investment banker with two daughters.

Given Lindsay's long history of older male "supporters" there's nothing surprising about the arrangement...until you find out that Linds lives with Mahony and his kids, whom she reportedly helps raise!

"She lives with him," a source tells In Touch. "Lindsay helps the kids take baths. She really pitches in looking after them, and the girls really like her. She's finally in a mature relationship with a really grounded guy."

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Lindsay Lohan has been cast in a London play and is soon to begin doing real acting work in a respectable production for the first time in years.

In the meantime, of course, she and Dina Lohan are getting totally hammered all over the Hamptons.

Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons

Last night, Linds hit up 10ak in Southhampton where she racked up $2,500 in bottle service bills in just a few hours.

Surprisingly, Lindsay actually tried to settle her tab. Not surprisingly, all of her credit cards were declined.

One witness at the club claims, "Lindsay freaked out when her cards were declined. Her friends and others in her group had to chip in to cover the bill."

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Lindsay Lohan got very wet last night.

But, no, the Lindsay Lohan Sex List need not be updated.

On The Tonight Show yesterday, host Jimmy Fallon read some viewer mail and was asked if he could help Lohan accept the Ice Bucket Challenge, a viral trend that has helped raise millions of dollars for ALS research.

Turns out... he could! Enter Lohan, who challenged Jared Leto and Prince Harry and then acted as a very good sport when Fallon dumped a bucket of very cold water on her head, as seen here:

With this charitable act, Lohan joins a slew of stars - from Robert Pattinson to Kate Upton - who have taken the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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