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This is one of the most challenging celebrity fashion face-offs we've ever posed to readers.

Not because selecting a winner between Eva Longoria and Lindsay Lohan will be especially difficult; but because simply locating the anorexic Lohan in the photo below won't be easy.

Lindsay Lohan, Fake Lips

But we think you're up to it!

Before a strong wind blows and knocks Lindsay over, hurry up and compare the stars below. Then, vote in our poll:

Who wears this dress better?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We've been on Lindsay Lohan's side for the last few months.

The actress' relationship with Samantha Ronson appears sincere and affection; it's grounded Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Wearing Stripes

But we can't support a single item in the following ensemble. It seems like a cruel joke that the photo below was taken from Lindsay's premiere of her legging collection in New York City yesterday.

“I love to wear leggings, so it should come as no surprise that my first venture into the world of fashion design is with leggings!” Lohan said of the fashion line known as "6126." “Our holiday collection is pretty eclectic from gold zippers to leather detailing, to buttery soft cashmere. I hope you enjoy the collection as much as I enjoyed making it.”

We don't.

Which is the ugliest part of this ensemble?

 

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night on the red carpet of Sephora's 10th anniversary party in New York City.

Many celebrities came out to honor the cosmetics and beauty line company, though Lohan stood out for a couple of reasons:

Bundled Up Babe
  • The multi-colored, shorter-than-Verne-Troyer dress she had on;
  • The lack of rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson by her side.

Take a look at the ensemble below and give us your thoughts on it:

Millions of men have seen Lindsay Lohan nude. But not many of us have seen her in a rainbow-colored dress.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan is best known for having tons of sex with a stream of guys.

Sarah Jessica Parker is best known for starring in an HBO series based around having tons of sex with a stream of guys.

Smiles For Now

But these two celebrities have something else in common, as well: fashion taste. They each have worn the following Nina Ricci gown in the past year.

Who looks better in it?

by Free Britney at . Comments

Their short-lived friendship based around clubbing died hard, but at least crotch shot queens Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are back together in spirit and bad fashion.

Termed "style-free and fashion deprived," Britney and Paris tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list released Tuesday.

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"Two peas in an overexposed pod," Blackwell said of the skimpy attire (if that) donned by pop star Britney Spears, who along with her one-time socialite BFF, Paris Hilton, he accurately dubbed one half of the "Screamgirls." 

Some of Blackwell's nastiest words were reserved for Camilla Parker-Bowles, a member of the British royal family, who finished No. 2 on the list.

"The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again," wrote Blackwell. "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."

For nearly five decades, Blackwell, who's no longer an active designer but still an outspoken critic of celebrity fashion, has aimed his poison pen at Hollywood, with young entertainers dominating the list.

At No. 3 was actress Lindsay Lohan, scolded by Blackwell for turning "from adorable to deplorable."

Christina Aguilera was also in Blackwell's fashion hall of shame. He called her a "dazzling singer" but added that she "puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer."

He referred to Mariah Carey (not to be confused with Mary Carey) as "Mariah the fashion pariah," and American Idol judge Paula Abdul as "a fallen fashion idol."

He said actress Sharon Stone resembles "an over-the-hill Cruella DeVille," and Tori Spelling embodies "down and out in Beverly Hills."

Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh was faulted for too many beads and bangles.

"She's layered lunacy from head to toe," Blackwell said.

Meryl Streep, who starred alongside Anne Hathaway in the fashion-themed movie, The Devil Wears Prada, came in at No. 10 on the annual dis-list.

"From Streep you could weep," Blackwell said. "Her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride."

On a kinder note, Blackwell offered his 10 "fabulous fashion independents" - actresses Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren, singers Barbra Streisand and Beyonce, California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, model Heidi Klum and actresses Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.