Bad business decisions are made all the time, but honestly, signing up Lindsay Lohan as a fashion consultant might go down as one of the all-time worst.

What did they think you were getting? If a company needed an experienced douchebag consultant, Jon Gosselin is available. That would make sense.

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As an “artistic advisor” at Emanuel Ungaro’s runway show, Lindsay Lohan made quite an impression, and showed off maturity few knew she possessed.

Sure, the models wore Lindsay Lohan-inspired short Hollywood tramp chic pink dresses, but their blazers had heart-shaped pasties covering up nipples.

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Lindsay Lohan still can't find work on the big screen or in the recording studio.

It's shocking that no studio wants a drugged out, temperamental, attention-starved quasi lesbian to anchor any of its movies.

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Lindsay Lohan enjoys fornicating like a madwoman. It's only fitting, then, that she has become the new spokesperson for a fashion line called Fornarina.

Okay, that was probably the worst intro in the history of this site (a bold statement), but seriously, Lindsay is featured in a funny new ad for the brand's Spring / Summer 2009 campaign for Fornarina (clever tagline: celebrity fashion style).

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan