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Earlier, we told you about how Lindsay Lohan sat down with the Sunday Times and lamented how she is a target and walks around with a bulls-eye on her back.

Well, these things are wont to happen when one forgets to put on pants.

Or in the case of her Sunday Times photo shoot, a top. Hey, at least she remembered to get herself half-dressed. Take what you can get, right? Baby steps.

Here's Lindsay, braless, in the aptly titled "Car Crash Couture" piece ...

A glimpse inside the life of Lindsay Lohan. It's like a little shop of horrors.

We have to say, for a walking train wreck who just got dumped by her label and is taking on fashion gigs for free, she actually looks pretty decent here.

Well, relatively speaking. And photo editing software can work wonders. But still, at the end of the day, the result is pretty positive with the bar set so low.

If you're looking for Lindsay Lohan nude, you're going to have to look elsewhere. Like club Avenue in NYC 2-3 nights a week. Just give it time. Patience.

Here are some more shots from the Sunday Times ...

Isn't "getting dressed with Lindsay Lohan" a contradiction in terms?

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Bad business decisions are made all the time, but honestly, signing up Lindsay Lohan as a fashion consultant might go down as one of the all-time worst.

What did they think you were getting? If a company needed an experienced douchebag consultant, Jon Gosselin is available. That would make sense.

Lindsay and fashion, though? Where's the connection there?

The Paris fashion world never expected to see nipple slips pasties on the runway. Nor did Lindsay Lohan, the creative consultant behind the disaster.

Yeah, right.

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WTF! Her expression kind of says it all. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The alleged actress was skewered by the fashion press for the first Ungaro collection she served as artistic advisor on. She blamed the fiasco on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.”

As for the much-maligned sequined pasties flashed by the models when they opened up their jackets and blouses, Lindsay Lohan told People at a Victoria’s Secret Velvet launch party in New York that she was as shocked as the audience.

“I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says “I am going back to Paris for the next collection. I am learning.”

So, she was unaware, even though her job is to be a fashion consultant and the models were wearing the line's fashion. Congrats on a job well done!

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As an “artistic advisor” at Emanuel Ungaro’s runway show, Lindsay Lohan made quite an impression, and showed off maturity few knew she possessed.

Sure, the models wore Lindsay Lohan-inspired short Hollywood tramp chic pink dresses, but their blazers had heart-shaped pasties covering up nipples.

Eilat Anschel and Lindsay Lohan

Okay, so the spandex tops made the models look more like they were ready to get wild and dance on the table at a seedy club than walk the runway.

But everything was covered. Technically.

Lindsay told TheFABlife, “It’s not good to show your nipples so they should be covered.” Heart-shaped pasties are totally the best way to do it, too!

“I really appreciate everything that goes into, like, any article of clothing. I think it’s fantastic. I think it’s expressive in many ways,” Lindsay added.

Expressive indeed! When Lindsay Lohan walked hand in hand with Ungaro’s designer Estrella Archs at the end of the show, tears filled her eyes.

She was either deeply moved, or the withdrawal symptoms are really kicking in. Either way, we're glad her latest fashion foray was such a hit.

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Lindsay Lohan still can't find work on the big screen or in the recording studio.

It's shocking that no studio wants a drugged out, temperamental, attention-starved quasi lesbian to anchor any of its movies.

But this isn't the case in the fashion world, apparently, where the trainwreck is in high demand.

Earlier this month, Lohan was named "Artistic Advisor" for French designer Emanuel Ungaro. It's unclear what this means, but if the company needs advisement as to which drugs to mix with which, Lindsay is its woman!

Meanwhile, the former tabloid fixture is the face of a spring campaign for 6126 clothing line. She's seen below, modeling some strange ensemble for the brand:

Would you ever wear these leggings?

 

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Need more proof that the economy is turning around? Lindsay Lohan has found a job!

The struggling actress and overall disaster of a human being has been named “artistic advisor” for Paris designer Emanuel Ungaro. Your guess is pretty much as good as ours as to what that actually means.

But Ungaro CEO and president Mounir Moufarrige sounded excited over the decision. Sort of.

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Got a clothing line coming out for anorexic drug addicts? Lindsay Lohan is your advisor!

“A designer only-led fashion house isn’t enough, so we’re adding a super consumer who gives us a direct channel to consumers,” he said. “Odds are it could work. I think the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

That's true. The sound of a train wrecking is typically quite loud.

As for Lohan, she's just psyched she'll be able to pay her mortgage finally.

“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” she said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

If past Lindsay Lohan fashion is any indication, that is not a good thing.

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Wow. It takes serious talent for someone with money and fame to wear three different horrendous outfits in a single day. Lindsay Lohan, everybody!

A brief rundown of the three fashion disasters in question:

  1. Making her exit from girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house, the train wreck wears a bra-free shirt. Sadly, her style day went downhill from here.
  2. Needing a mid-day pick-me-up, Lindsay eschewed the usual crack and opted for Starbucks, sporting a heinous, midriff-baring top, circa 1982.
  3. Not to be outdone by her own ineptness, the supposed actress headed out to the airport with l'il sis Ali Lohan while trying to "hide from the cameras." By looking like a hobo in desperate need of food and shelter.

Click to enlarge the corresponding images below, if you dare ...

  • Dressing in the Dark
  • Ugly Clothes
  • Bad Dresser

Lindsay Lohan's style goes from bad to worse. [Photos: Fame]

Perhaps she stood stick to getting naked. Seriously, clothing fads come and go, but Lindsay Lohan nude never goes out of style. It's also free, which is critical when you can't hold down a job, and it's conveniently low-maintenance!

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Back in June, Lindsay Lohan did a photo spread with Elle UK.

This was when she was accused of stealing at least $45,000 worth of jewelry from the shoot and was being investigated by British police for the incident.

Now, the September issue of Elle UK is out with Lohan on the cover - and a commentary by Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy in her letter from the editor.

Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot," she writes.

"It read, ‘Let’s do this again some time.’ I’ve put it up on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I ever could. This was the most unpredictable, and the most confusing cover shoot in my magazine career.

"First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there. And what we got was amazing."

"This shoot is truly original, just like Lindsay Lohan herself. In the end, she did her job brilliantly and, I hope you will agree, so did we.”

About sums it up, right? No wonder this girl can't hold down a job (or a partner). Follow the jump for a look behind the scenes of her Elle UK shoot  ...

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Lindsay Lohan's career has taken as many twists and turns as her love life (and you could argue has followed a similarly negative trajectory).

Fresh off the release of her new movie Labor Pains, LiLo is back as the face of Fornaria. Oh yes. That classic video was not nearly enough ...

Fornaria Foto

An an overwhelmingly clothed Lindsay Lohan gets into a familiar position in a sexy, heavily photoshopped, and somewhat strange ad for Fornarina.

Flash! Bang! Wow! If these ads don't make you want to shell out money on the same clothes Lindsay Lohan wears, you probably want to check your pulse.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures for the ad campaign:

  • Fornariacation
  • Ready to Get ...
  • Rock Out with Your ...
  • Rocker Chick Look
  • Hornaria
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  • Fornaria Babe
  • Bad Ass Bitch
  • On the Bed and Waiting
  • Fornaria Pose
  • Lindsay Lohan Fornaria Ad
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Remember that totally awesome commercial Lindsay Lohan did back in March?

By commercial, we mean whatever that "Fornarina" spot was supposedly for.

And by awesome, we mean 9.6 out of 10 on the unintentional comedy meter.

If you don't remember it, we posted the video below. But first, here's a hot Lindsay Lohan picture from her new - yes, new! - Fornarina winter ad campaign.

Flash! Bang! Wow! Does she ever stop working? Her career is unstoppable!

Lindsay Lohan Fornaria Ad

Lindsay Lohan makes us what to purchase whatever Fornaria is.

One of the new ads features Lindsay making sure she's sure she's wearing underwear (if only she would take anti-crotch shot precautions in real life) while she hoists a purse like a trophy. In another, she uses a guitar as a stepping stool.

Who cares. Check out this video for real (unintentional) entertainment ...

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Lindsay Lohan enjoys fornicating like a madwoman. It's only fitting, then, that she has become the new spokesperson for a fashion line called Fornarina.

Okay, that was probably the worst intro in the history of this site (a bold statement), but seriously, Lindsay is featured in a funny new ad for the brand's Spring / Summer 2009 campaign for Fornarina (clever tagline: celebrity fashion style).

In the ad campaign written and directed by Marco Bragaglia, Lohan is a modern “Alice in Wonderland” who explores three metaphysical settings characterized by fluctuating geometrical shapes with neon colors. Or something. Check it out:

Good stuff. Apparently in between arrest warrants and nuclear fights with Samantha Ronson, LiLo finds the time to do some actual work. Bravo, girl!

In other news, Lindsay went shopping at Urban Outfitters yesterday, sans Ronson. Good to see that her husband lets her out of the house to do her own thing sometimes. Click to enlarge some photos of the Lohan at the store:

  • The Lohan Shops
  • Feeling a Little Lo-Han
  • Walking Train Wreck
  • Shopping Until She Drops
  • Urban Shooper
  • Urban Outfitter
  • One Skinny Bitch
  • 2-Dimensional
  • Outta My Way!

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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