by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan bikini photos have been all over the Internet recently, and like the ongoing Ebola crisis in Africa, it seems there's nothing we can do about them. 

But while early victims of the outbreak reported booze belly and saggy side boob sightings that seemed to signify the end of our species, the more recently afflicted seem less devastated and more confused.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie

Those who have set eyes upon the photo above, for example, can't believe what they see.

Where are the billions of freckles? The prominent booze belly? The overwhelming sense of sadness that comes from seeing a once-hot 28-year-old stricken with Betty Whit boobs?

There's only one possible explanation for this: Lindsay made a deal with the Devil and he taught her to use Photoshop. She really should've just asked for a new body.

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the "actress" looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby.

Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form.

  • Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image
  • Lindsay Lohan Vacation Photo

On the left, we've got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night's coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera.

We kid. She's probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else's vomit. 

In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we're pretty sure Courtney's been legally dead for months. 

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from yesterday are the stuff of urban legend. Some say if you stare at them too long, she'll tell you the exact day and time that you're going to die.

Perhaps feeling guilty about the cancerous evil that she'd unleashed upon the world, Lindsay tried to compensate today by posting a much more flattering photo of herself in a two-piece.

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Selfie

She put some thought into this one, folks. Note the way she crouched over and pouted her lips: not only does the pose hide her prominent booze belly, it also subconsciously brings to mind the top-notch blowies that Linds has used to help her stay rich.

Is it enough to erase yesterday's embarrassments from our mind? (In addition to the showing off her foul beach body, Lindsay fell down drunk at a film festival.) Of course, not but we encourage cleavage-y selfies under any circumstances.

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she's not falling down drunk at film festivals, she's treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image
Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She's certainly looked better!

That's Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life.

But while Lohan's lack of work doesn't seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent.

Sure, we've seen Lindsay's gym selfies, but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year!

Anybody who's seen Lindsay's Playboy photos knows it wasn't all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin' curves. So what happened?

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeping the hotness rolling today at #52: Lindsay Lohan!

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Most recently, Kate Middleton bikini pictures were featured.

Today, it's L.A.'s most dependable celebrity news cow!

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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