Lindsay Lohan

We know this isn't really news at this point, but regarding Lindsay Lohan and her BFF/girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, it's the most obvious picture of their steamy, unadulterated girl-on-girl action we've seen to date.

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If there were any doubts that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are hitting it, this sexy, slightly awkward photograph should help clear them up ASAP.

These four troubled young women have more than just seductive celebrity mug shots in common - they actually served time for their DUI-related antics!

Granted, that meant sitting in a cell for an hour or two in some cases, creating huge spectacles and accomplishing little other than wasting taxpayer money.

But that's a topic for another time. Here are the now-infamous mug shots of Khloe Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton:

Bonus points if you can match the amount of jail time served with the train wreck celebrity: 84 minutes, 22 days, 173 minutes, 82 minutes.

Lindsay Lohan is dating Samantha Ronson.

This fact is no longer a secret, as awful mother Dina Lohan recently said "as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is." She then spent the next three hours trying to think of the most efficient ways to make money off this relationship.

Reporedly, though, Ronson isn't Lohan's first foray into females (literally!).

Unfunny celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, is stating that Courtenay Semel and Lindsay took part in a bit of girl-on-girl action back during their friendship days. The two are no longer closer, but Semel is rumored to be dating Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, another former heterosexual.

Do you believe this report?

Here's proof that Lindsay Lohan and Courtenay Semel used to hang out. But did they have intercourse?

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest was a good one. We like to think they all are, but we particularly liked this celeb pic.

It featured possible lesbians Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson (below). Whose caption won? We chose car.

Congrats! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of submissions appearing down the page.

"Back off girls... she's so hot you might get burned!"

Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night on the red carpet of Sephora's 10th anniversary party in New York City.

Many celebrities came out to honor the cosmetics and beauty line company, though Lohan stood out for a couple of reasons:

• The multi-colored, shorter-than-Verne-Troyer dress she had on;
• The lack of rumored girlfriend Samantha Ronson by her side.

Take a look at the ensemble below and give us your thoughts on it:

Millions of men have seen Lindsay Lohan nude. But not many of us have seen her in a rainbow-colored dress.

Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

Everyone assumes they're an item - but the inner workings of the Lindsay Lohan-Samantha Ronson romance have been a mystery. Until now.

Well, according to Star, Samantha Ronson is taking on the role of "husband" in her odd domestic relationship with Lohan (to the surprise of no one).

They also like role-playing! Says the "insider" source: "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"

Another source tells the celebrity news magazine, "They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And yes, they share a bed."

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The Hollywood Gossip staff often comments on the numerous men that have seen Lindsay Lohan nude.

We're not even being judgmental, just empirical: the mediocre actress dates around. A lot.

Take a look at the endless stream of guys that have been spotted out and about with Lohan over the years. Click on each image below to identity the unfortunate man by Lindsay's side at various times in her life:

After reviewing the countless men that Lindsay Lohan has dated, is it really any wonder she's settled on Samantha Ronson? A girl can only take so much penis!

Despite their differences - one is known for her promiscuity and haughty attitude, the other for her innocence and charm - we can't choose between Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale.

Therefore, we'd like to wish a happy birthday to each of these young celebrities!

The photos of each below nicely sums up their contrasting reputations. First, a shot of Lohan (newly 23 years old), trying to look seductive on the beach:

As for Ashley Tisdale: what a cutie!

Here's the 22-year old birthday girl, cradling her adorable puppy:

Cue the violins for Michael Lohan.

A sorrowful voice mail left by the ex-convict to daughter Lindsay Lohan has hit the Web. In the audio clip, Michael apologizes to his daughter for constantly talking to the press about her life. His bad!

Here are excerpts from the message:

I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around... Honey, I'm sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.

Michael Lohan loves attention more than his family.

One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren't returning phone calls, so I was concerned.

Look, I love you, honey. Please, please don't do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me [with the exception of this voice mail, which I leaked to make me look sympathetic]. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word...

Will Lindsay take Michael up on his word? Do you even care if she does? And what does possibly illegitimate daughter Ashley Kaufmann think of all this?

We'll have more on As the Lohans Turn when news breaks!

Ashley Kaufmann, your worst nightmare might soon come true.

Celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly has published the first pictures of the 13-year-old girl who may be the spawn of Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael.

Ashley's mother, Kristi Kaufmann, has made just such a claim.

Is Ashley Kaufmann the half-sister of - gulp! - Lindsay Lohan?

At first, Michael Lohan admitted it. Now, he denies it. The ex-convict has submitted his DNA for a paternity test and has said that if Ashley is his, he' ll accept responsibility.

"I've seen pictures and, to tell the truth, there are similarities with Linds," Michael said.

There are? Really? We don't see cocaine residue anywhere on Ashley Kaufman, nor is she carrying around a bedpost on which she can carve a new notch every night.

We'll keep you updated on this story as news breaks.