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Lindsay Lohan's former assistant Gavin Doyle was issued a subpoena to testify at her probation violation trial, which is not exactly good news for the star.

It was Doyle, after all, who revealed to cops that Lindsay Lohan herself was driving the Porsche that crashed on the Pacific Coast Highway back in June.

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Lohan reportedly lied to police and said Doyle was driving, and was thus charged with willfully resisting, obstruction, and providing false information.

And reckless driving, for good measure.

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Lindsay Lohan's ridiculous lawsuit against Pitbull has appropriately been dismissed by a federal judge. Legal fees very well spent by broke ass Lindsay.

She actually sued, citing distress and defamation, over Pitbull's humorous 2011 lyric, "So I'm tip-toein' to keep blowin'/ I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan."

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U.S. District Court Judge Denis Hurley ruled on Thursday that Pitbull's song, "Give Me Everything," is a protected piece of art, dismissing the case.

LiLo claimed the song "includes an unwarranted, unauthorized, and unfavorable" quote that infringed upon her publicity rights and caused duress.

The judge's response? What's legalese for LMFAO?

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Lindsay Lohan allegedly borrowed a really expensive dress, only to return the thing trashed … raise your hand if you're surprised by this. Hello? Anyone?

Lohan went from black tie to the blacklist, according to the N.Y. Daily News, after she got her hands on a pair of scissors following last week's amFAR gala.

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At a nightclub, our girl proceeded to CHOP OFF THE ENTIRE BOTTOM HALF off of the RENTED, $1,700 beaded nude and silver Theia Couture dress.

Hey. Sometimes you gotta liven things up and/or get some air.

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Has Lindsay Lohan found herself a new boyfriend in 22-year-old DJ Julian Cavin? That's the rumor going around after they were spotted in NYC together.

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Holding hands and acting very much like a couple, Lindsay and Julian certainly made a nice looking pair ... but is there anything going on there really?

Julian Cavin says it just isn't true that they're a couple, claiming they've only known each other for about a month. The DJ even told TMZ personally:

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The nearly broke Lindsay Lohan is reportedly seeking half a MILLION dollars to promote an energy drink in Dubai … and if she can get it, well, more power to her.

She'll probably waste it, to be sure, but more power to her. Not that she necessarily will. The company is, understandably, balking at that absurd amount.

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“Lindsay wants $500,000 for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives  are apprehensive about," says a source.

Mr. Pink is prepared to offer $200,000 plus travel expenses. Not a bad payday, but even that could be at risk due to her constant legal woes. Says the source:

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Lindsay Lohan's maligned new film The Canyons finally has a distributor.

The self-proclaimed "neo-noir thriller" starring LiLo and porn star James Deen has been acquired by IFC Films, which is planning a "multi-platform."

It will soon be available via theatrical, digital and on demand options.

IFC releases indie films in theaters and on demand simultaneously, so it's a logical fit for the controversial project written by Bret Easton Ellis.

The low budget film has received major publicity ... not all of it good.

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One of Lindsay Lohan's lawyers says even she can't get in touch with her client, so don't blame her for the fact that the troubled star won't sit for a deposition.

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Earlier this week, celeb news photographer Grigor Balyan filed documents claiming Lindsay's been busy partying instead of responding to his suit against her.

Balyan claims Lindsay's assistant drove into him while leaving a Hollywood nightclub back in 2010, with LiLo riding shotgun. Dude, get in line at this point.

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Lindsay Lohan's schedule is too packed with jet-setting and partying to sit for a deposition in a lawsuit, according to the photographer who's suing her.

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Grigor Balyan sued Lindsay and her assistant last year, claiming the assistant crashed into him in 2010 outside an L.A. nightclub while driving Miss Crazy.

Lindsay was riding shotgun and wasn't injured, but the celebrity news photographer says he ended up in the hospital - and wants Lohan to pay for it.

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Lindsay Lohan showed up to an amfAR event at Fashion Week last night dressed to the nines and ... well ... her lips aren't small. This can't be normal, can it?

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While Lohan didn't show up in totally ridiculous fashion, at least by her exalted standards of couture, it's hard to take her very seriously in that hood.

Or when you look at the rest of the Mean Girls cast then and now.

The 26-going-on-45-year-old reportedly showed up at the shindig with Saudi film producer Mohammed Al Turki, who was executive producer on Arbitrage.

No word if he's one of her high-priced escort clients.

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Needing a break from her latest legal troubles, and always looking to save money when she's broke, Lindsay Lohan jetted off to Dubai with mom Dina Lohan.

Not before the star and her belongings were searched at LAX, however.

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Lohan was stopped by TSA agents at LAX's security gate, who then proceeded to rifle through her Louis Vuitton bag, among other carry-on luggage.

Somewhat astonishingly, she was allowed to go on her way!

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