Lindsay Lohan Gets Nasty Teeth Fixed
Lindsay Lohan's teeth were almost as messed up as her brain.
Fortunately, there's a fairly easy and quick fix for the former.
Cosmetic dentist Dr. Bill Dorfman, whose website features Eva Longoria, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Simpson, can now add Lindsay Lohan as a client.
"Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom," Tweets the formerly yellow-toothed train wreck, with a photo showing her new grill. "My gums are so sore though!"
Lindsay Lohan: New smile, new outlook on life?
Zoom! is a teeth-whitening procedure seen on Extreme Makeover, on which Dorfman appears, and it comes just in time for Lohan, whose choppers were really starting to resemble those of a 45-year-old homeless crack and meth addict.
It's unclear if this will help or hurt her efforts to blend in in prison.
Michael vs. Lindsay: Lohan Mug Shot Showdown!
We may as well rename our celebrity mug shots gallery the Lohan gallery.
Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest this week (the second of two) has set the family bar really high/low. It's hard to top his daughter's antics, but getting stuck in a freaking tree after jumping off a three-story balcony to flee the cops? Incredible.
Come to think of it, this explains a lot about Lindsay ...
As the ol' saying goes, like father like daughter ... making excuses, having zero respect for authority, keeping lawyers in business and entertaining the crap out of THG.
What the heck is wrong with these miscreants? How hard is it to read a restraining order or show up for community service? These mysteries boggle the mind.
Our question to you, readers, is a much simpler one:
Which Lohan has the better mug shots?
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Company Offers $1M For Mold of Lindsay Lohan's Junk
Lindsay Lohan's vadge is reportedly worth nearly a million dollars to Playboy.
Now another company has offered a cool mill for her genitalia as well. Who knew LiLo's maligned baby factory could net her $2 million in a matter of weeks!
We don't think she'll jump at the second offer, in all seriousness. It's from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight, which contacted Lohan's reps.
Lindsay Lohan: So erotic. So desperate?
The company's signature product looks like a flashlight, only you .... nevermind. They want to make a mold of LiLo's lady parts to do an "authentic" model.
Use your imagination if you haven't figured it out yet.
Shockingly, or perhaps not shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not uncommon in the world of adult entertainment. Loads of XXX stars have them.
Sources close to the star say she "would never accept such an offer for any amount." She likely said the same about going nude in Playboy before though.
Just saying. Girl is feeling the financial pain these days.
Why Did Lindsay Lohan Say Yes to Playboy?
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan made the controversial, eyebrow-raising decision to pose for Playboy - full-frontal style no less - for a very simple reason.
Or a million simple ones, to put it more accurately.
Proving she may not have killed ALL her brain cells over the years, Lohan is reportedly worried about her financial situation and possible jail sentence.
So when Hugh came a knockin', LiLo obliged.
The embattled actress is facing up to 18 months behind bars for a probation violation in her shoplifting case. A hearing has been set for November 2.
Moreover, "Lindsay still hasn't signed a contract for the Gotti biopic. Lindsay is concerned about her finances and needs the money," says a source.
"Lindsay's flow of income has greatly diminished in the last year. With jail as a possibility, she felt now was the time to do the Playboy photo shoot."
It's unclear when Playboy will unveil its Lindsay Lohan nude spread, but it's gonna be epic. The 25-year-old just completed a "tasteful" four-day shoot.
Thoughts on seeing LiLo naked in Playboy?
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Lindsay Lohan Gives Playboy the Vadge of Courage
Lindsay Lohan hasn't committed seriously to anything in years, but maybe she's maturing - girl ain't messing around when it comes to her Playboy spread.
The troubled actress is gonna be baring all ... we're talking full frontal and rear Lindsay Lohan nude action, plus no-holds-barred shots of you-know-where.
We're talking straight vagina people.
Well, mostly straight ... right Sam?!
TMZ first reported that Lohan's Playboy spread would feature "the holy trifecta" of nudity, or as one source close to Playboy put it, "boobs, ass, and vag."
Not that she won't be compensated well for it. Lindsay recently cleared almost a million dollars with the magazine for a full pictorial in the coming months.
Yesterday, she finally wrapped a titillating four-day shoot.
Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame "semi-nude" deals - all side boob, covered by sheets, a.k.a. the Heidi Montag shoot. No way man.
The Lindsay Lohan photos will be "tastefully done," but she's still going balls out. Lohan's bust could be Playboy's biggest ... or a much-needed fiscal jolt.
What do you think about Lindsay Lohan nude?
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Lindsay Lohan: Back For Morgue, On Time!
Lindsay Lohan hit up the morgue this morning for community service, and showed up a full 20 minutes early to boot! Just when you thought you'd seen it all!
The troubled star must find the time in between clubbing and posing nude for Playboy to put in 16 hours at the L.A. County Coroner's Office by November 2.
While washing soiled morgue linens and scrubbing toilets isn't exactly fun, she can at least go home to her apartment afterward. In jail? Not so much.
In typical Lohan, she stirred up controversy last week when she showed up late for her first day on the job and was told to beat it by coroner's officials.
Then the next day, she showed up on time ... and tried to have cupcakes delivered for the staff (plus In-N-Out burgers, which are the best). Big no-no.
She later apologized, saying she was simply trying to apologize for being late the day before, but officials were none too pleased by the charade.
Next week, at her progress hearing, Judge Stephanie Sautner will decide whether to yank Lohan's probation and throw her in jail for a long time.
Should she?
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Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy: Actually Coming Soon!
Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy.
This is not just a recycled rumor, it's totally on, and a deal that has been in the works for months is set to pay her nearly A MILLION DOLLARS to go nude.
The actress reportedly balked at an initial $750,000 offer to take it all off for the men's magazine because she demanded seven figures. She almost got it.
In Playboy, Lindsay will be covered up only by the stains on her teeth.
Hugh Hefner and Co. came back to LiLo with an offer less than her asking price, but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line and lose the clothes.
No word yet on which issue Lindsay will be featured in, but she will be on the cover for sure - gotta make that investment pay off, are we right Hugh?!
Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy has not made a clear confirmation of it either, but reports say the shoot is on.
According to sources, Playboy began taking Lindsay Lohan photos last week, while she was juggling other duties like ordering cupcakes to the morgue.
Our girl is nothing if not a multi-tasker.
Lindsay Lohan in Playboy sounds ...
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Lindsay Lohan Mug Shots: Vote For the Hottest!
Lindsay Lohan mug shots are a dime a dozen.
Okay, maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but when we can compare four of them and still not even use all of the ones in our celebrity mugshot gallery, you know there's a pattern developing ... and that the girl needs a reality check ASAP.
After Lohan was jailed briefly last week, she was ordered back in court Nov. 2. If the judge decides to yank her probation, the big house (and another booking photo) could come a-callin'. In the meantime, which of the mug shots below is hottest? Vote!
Lindsay Lohan Cuts Ties With Manager, Reality
Lindsay Lohan is looking for a fresh start.
She's cleaning more than soiled linens at the morgue - she's cleaning house, kicking her business manager Lou Taylor to the curb, according to reports.
Taylor, who also manages Britney Spears, "didn't have the time to manage her," according to LiLo's peeps, and she wants someone to put more effort in.
She could start by making their job a little easier. Just saying.
Lookin' good, Lindsay Lohan. Lookin'. Good.
According to sources, LiLo felt her finances (Taylor's responsibility) were starting to slip through the cracks ... her not having much in the way of work can't help.
Whatever the reason, word was getting back to the star that her balances were not being handled in a timely manner, in part because Taylor is based in Tennessee.
Lohan's rep, Steve Honig, says the split was amicable and she and Taylor remain friends. Maybe she can arrange a nice parting gift cupcake delivery ...
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Lindsay Lohan Cupcake Delivery: Denied By Morgue!
Lindsay Lohan can't go a day of work/community service without incident.
Yesterday, the L.A. County Coroner turned away a guy who was about to deliver 36 fancy cupcakes to Lohan and 35 of her closest friends at the morgue.
Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter got wind of Lindsay's move, then went to the front door and turned away the delivery guy from the local bakery.
"It's unacceptable. We're not here to accept food," Winter said, adding there are not even 36 people in Lindsay Lohan's community service program.
The order was placed at Magnolia Bakery by someone Lindsay knows.
Lohan later admitted she was the mystery buyer who ordered 36 gourmet cupcakes (and burgers from In-N-Out) to the L.A. County Morgue Friday.
She said it was simply a gesture to apologize and make good after the previous day when she was turned away after showing up late. Says her rep:
"Lindsay's well-intentioned actions were not taken in the spirit in which she intended; to say she was sorry for yesterday's misunderstanding."
