Lindsay Lohan has tried just about everything to regain her past relevance, but sadly, like the word "fetch," it's just not gonna happen.

So now that it looks as though her career is experiencing its last, painful gasps, she's taking a page from the playbook of a true Hollywood legend, a man who's weathered the storms and come out on top every time. That's right - Shia LaBeouf.

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Every so often, Lindsay Lohan decides to wade into the weird world of politics.

It's not like she's the first washed-up, orange, delusional relic from the early 2000s to do so, so you'd think she'd fit right in. Sadly Lindsay's idiocy is such that she stands out in even the dumbest of crowds:

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan