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Lindsay Lohan is coming to FX's Anger Management this spring.

Maybe you recall that, amidst her never-ending personal woes?

While she showed up late, was called a colossal pain in the ass and caused more trouble than having her on was worth, her guest spot may actually be kind of funny?

Probably about as funny as that Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet.

Here's a sneak peek of her on Charlie Sheen's FX comedy hit:

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Lindsay Lohan is not pregnant. Not that we ever really believed she was, but it's good to know for sure, for the sake of the actress and society at large.

The rumor came courtesy of last night's Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet, in which the star wrote a simple declaration: "Its official ... pregnant."

Well, it's now official. She was just kidding around.

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The 26-year-old star posted on her Twitter April 2:

"April Fools. Where's everyone's sense of humor?"

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by Free Britney at

Despite a Tweet from the star indicating that some poor guy was desperate enough to get Lindsay Lohan pregnant, that appears to be an April Fools prank.

At least our fingers are crossed.

This much is true, however: LiLo will visit The Late Show Tuesday for an interview with David Letterman, who may or may not remember who she is.

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This will be Lindsay Lohan’s first interview on the CBS late night show since 2007 and the actress' first interview anywhere since November 2012.

Should be fun to watch. Well, assuming she friggin' shows up.

Will Dave remember LiLo?

 

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by Free Britney at

Lindsay Lohan Tweeted that she's pregnant ... late night on April 1. If nothing else, this made her the center of the Twitter comedy universe for a few hours.

"Its official. Pregnant..." said LiLo's three simple words, one of them presumably missing an intended apostrophe, around 10:30 p.m. PDT Monday.

Some of our favorite reactions to her pregnancy Tweet?

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  • Actually took a lot longer than I expected.
  • At least now she'll have somebody to drink with!
  • Lindsay Lohan tweeting she's pregnant isn't funny. Ruining a child's life is no joke.
  • Lindsay Lohan just tweeted she's pregnant. Sad when even your April fools jokes need to go to rehab.
  • Lolz but seriously that would be like the low budget sequel to Kimye's baby.
  • If Lindsay Lohan really is pregnant, who wants to start making bets that it’s Charlie Sheen’s baby?
  • Wow some poor guy was really that desperate?
  • Thank goodness for Planned Parenthood.
  • Lindsay Lohan is pregnant?! so was it from one of her fellow inmates or one of her dealers... or does she even know at this point?
  • I didn't know you can get preggo from scissoring.
  • LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT PREGNANT IS SHE REALLY NO STOP HAHAHAHHA SHUT UP OMG WHAT LOL HAHAHAH GOD HELP US ALL
  • Congratulations! It can be a beautiful chapter in your life if you're ready for it! (some people apparently fall for April Fools jokes still)

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Lilo strikes again! April Fools Day is hours over for us folks on the East Coast, but it seems Lindsay Lohan is still trying to get a joke in...we hope.

Lohan tweeted around 11 PM Pacific Time: "It's official. Pregnant..."

Lindsay Lohan Tweets Pregnancy

We're going to assume this is a joke so we can fall asleep tonight. Good one, Linds.

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by Free Britney at

Lindsay Lohan agreed to go to rehab as part of her lying-to-cops case plea deal on the condition that she can still use Adderall, according to a new report.

The maligned star believes the drug, which she takes for her ADHD and is misused for various other reasons, is a virtual necessity for her to function.

Not that Lindsay Lohan functions at all, really. But you get the point.

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Lindsay was steadfast, according to TMZ: Adderall must be allowed as part of the deal or she'd take her chances at trial and throw the plea bargain away.

Attorney Mark Heller assured her he could find a lockdown rehab facility that would allow it ... although whether lock-down rehab even exists is debatable.

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by Free Britney at

I could no longer look at myself in the mirror.

So stated Lindsay Lohan this morning in a stunning turn of events, as the troubled star copped to being a total mess and vowed to turn things around.

She also promised that she will check into rehab immediately and will not return to work (or whatever it is that she does) until early 2014 at the earliest.

Lindsay Lohan in the Courtroom

"I've been living a lie for too long," Lindsay said early Monday. "I've been spiraling out of control, even if I didn't know it at the time. I lost track of who I am."

In an apparent shot at her family and management, she adds, "I've been surrounded by enablers instead of those who will guide me down the right path."

Lohan said her mentality has been to "deny, deny, deny" when it comes to getting into trouble with the law, or when it comes to personal issues.

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Lindsay Lohan has gone from being a colossial pain in the ass to sitting on her ass in order to avoid photos that depict her as a drunken mess.

Only she failed in that endeavor.

The actress - who was accused this week of stealing wardrobe items from the Anger Management set - was caught inside a Brazil nightclub yesterday, looking stone cold sober and totally put together.

NOT!

Lindsay Lohan Table Picture

"In party in Sao Paulo, Lindsay Lohan refuses to take pictures and hides under the DJ table," wrote the Twitter user who snapped the picture above.

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