by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Ever since Lindsay Lohan moved to London, she's been giving interviews about how she's cleaned up her act by day, and going out and getting hammered by night.

For example, earlier this week, Lindsay swore she'll never get fired again because she's a sober, serious actress these days.

Then this happened:

  • Lindsay Lohan: Drunk in Italy
  • Lindsay Lohan Falls

That's Lindsay at the Ischia Film Festival in Italy, where she reportedly stumbled around drunk before taking a tumble in front of dozens of onlookers, then created a scene by arguing with the paparazzi and blaming them for her fall.

She's almost too classy, right?

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Lindsay Lohan was somehow cast in a play in London play recently, and naturally there's already talk that Lindsay will be fired from the production for the usual reasons:

She's been showing up to rehearsals late or not at all; she's frequently unprepared; and she's still out clubbing until last call every night.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Her bosses and co-workers are fed up, and understandably so. In a recent interview with the BBC, however, Linds says all is well and vows that this won't be the latest in her long string of career failures.

Asked if she would be penalized or simply given the boot as a result of her missed rehearsals, Lindsay adamantly replied, "That's not going to happen. That's not in the cards. It's not."

Defensive much? She goes on to describe her plan for a career renaissance:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan is still living in London and attempting to revive her dead-in-the-water career.

Amazingly she's being given a second (or fiftieth?) shot at stardom, having been cast in a London production of David Mamet's play Speed-The-Plow.

Sadly - you may want to sit down for this - LiLo is already effing things up by partying all night and showing up to rehearsals late and unprepared. 

Yes, Lohan just turned 28, but she's still clubbing like a sorority girl and her new bosses are already threatening to give her the boot.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

"The cast is already really annoyed," says a source involved with the play. "The director told her that basically it's a one-strike deal; if she misses one more practice or comes in late again, she's done."

Jeez, they probably want her to show up sober too! Don't they know Lindsay has a busy schedule of posting drunk underwear selfies to Instagram?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan turned 28 today, and to celebrate, the troubled actress is turning the table in court.

Instead of Lohan being charged with grand theft, today she sued the makers of the Grand Theft Auto V video game.

Lindsay threatened to sue GTA V several months ago, claiming that the character of Lacey Jonas is based on her likeness and public image, and that a drawing of a bikini-clad woman on the front of the game's case was made to look like her.

  • Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photo: Ankle Monitor Style!
  • Lindsay Lohan in GTA 5?

Specifically, Lohan's lawyers claim that the photo on the left - in which a bleary-eyed Lohan rocks a bikini and ankle monitor - served as the basis for the image on the right.

Can someone please explain to Lindsay that she's not the first person to rock blonde hair and a bikini?

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Put the women and children to bed early tonight, folks.

Lindsay Lohan is celebrating a birthday.

The troubled celebrity, who posts photos of herself with champagne in her underwear on just a regular weekday, is now 28 years old.

And although we joke about all the ways in which poor Lindsay has lost her way, she's actually remained relatively scandal-free of late. Except for that whole weird sex list thing.

Might Lohan make a legitimate acting comeback at some point? Sadly for fans of Mean Girls and The Parent Trap, that possibility seems VERY unlikely.

But might she avoid yet another stint in rehab and/or another DUI arrest? Let's hope so, folks. Happy 28th birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan: Teeth
This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

When you're a kid, a shared love of Ninja Turtles is all it takes to forge a lifelong friendship.

Sometimes it seems like it's the same way with celebrities. Stars who have nothing in common other than wealth and fame often form bonds that baffle us plebeians.

Sure, money and power tend to break down a lot of social barriers (Mick Jagger has been knighted by the Queen of England. 'Nuff said.), but even that explanation can't help us wrap our heads around some of the stranger sets of celeb-besties:

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z
Gwyneth claims she's tight with Jay. Right. We're sure they do the most gangsta yoga together.

Some of these pairings aren't so shocking when you consider their backstories (Jonah Hill has a history of stalking his A-list co-stars, so it's no surprise he latched on to Brad Pitt).

Others, we're not sure we totally believe. (Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z? Right, keep trying to sell us on that one, Gwinnie.)

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan's long streak of brilliant decisions is still going strong!

Earlier this month, a source revealed that Lohan was "struggling" to stay sober and had fallen off the wagon several times since moving to London. The insider went on to confirm that water is wet.

Now we have photographic evidence that Lindsay is boozing again, and it comes not from the expected source (paparazzi), but rather from LiLo's own Instagram page:

Lindsay Lohan Underwear Selfie

Yes, that's Lindsay posing in her underwear, and while her upper thigh serves to discredit rumors that Lindsay is having her freckles surgically removed, the truly interesting part of the photo is the unmistakable glass of champagne in the background. 

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Like James Franco before him, Maroon 5 singer and The Voice coach Adam Levine denies that he had sex with Lindsay Lohan, as her infamous list claims.

A few months after Franco denied having sex with Lohan in a Howard Stern Show appearance, Levine also told Howard that the allegation is false.

  • Lohan Smirk
  • Adan Levine Winks

The 35-year-old appears on the Lindsay Lohan sex list, which she admits she wrote and is a virtual who’s who of actors, musicians and other conquests.

Stern, never one to mince words or beat around the bush, said "By the way, you were on Lindsay Lohan’s sex list, that you had sex with her, I didn’t know this."

“That’s not true,” he said. “I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan."

Noting Franco’s denial (and Terry Richardson's denial), the radio host pointed out that no one on the list has confessed to actually belonging on it.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan moved to London so that she could avoid being scrutinized by the press.

Apparently no one told her that British tabloids are notorious worldwide for publishing total BS stories. Like this one for example:

The Sun claims that Lindsay was recently spotted running naked through high-end London department store Selfridge's.

Lindsay Lohan London Selfie
Lindsay took this selfie in London. Apparently, she thinks she looks good here.

"Lindsay took some items into the changing room," a "source" tells the paper. "Halfway through she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up."

Other shoppers apparently had no problem identifying Lohan as there is not a single other redheaded, freckled ginger in the UK.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Lindsay Lohan has been doing most of her partying overseas for over two months now.

But while British paparazzi might be thrilled to have a drunk Lohan stumbling around London, some (or most) city residents are less than thrilled to have the "actress" and professional trainwreck vomiting on their sidewalks.

  • Lindsay Lohan London Paparazzi
  • Moss, Kate

Kate Moss for example was reportedly displeased from the moment that she heard Lindsay was planning to set up shop in the UK.

The reason? Linds has had past dalliances with Kate's ex-husband, Jamie Hince, and since both women are notorious for their love of drugs partying, Moss knew it was only a matter of time before they encountered one another.

Well, according to witnesses, Kate and Lindsay finally crossed paths over the weekend, and things immediately turned ugly:

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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