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Lindsay Lohan moved to London so that she could avoid being scrutinized by the press.

Apparently no one told her that British tabloids are notorious worldwide for publishing total BS stories. Like this one for example:

The Sun claims that Lindsay was recently spotted running naked through high-end London department store Selfridge's.

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Lindsay took this selfie in London. Apparently, she thinks she looks good here.

"Lindsay took some items into the changing room," a "source" tells the paper. "Halfway through she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up."

Other shoppers apparently had no problem identifying Lohan as there is not a single other redheaded, freckled ginger in the UK.

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Lindsay Lohan has been doing most of her partying overseas for over two months now.

But while British paparazzi might be thrilled to have a drunk Lohan stumbling around London, some (or most) city residents are less than thrilled to have the "actress" and professional trainwreck vomiting on their sidewalks.

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Kate Moss for example was reportedly displeased from the moment that she heard Lindsay was planning to set up shop in the UK.

The reason? Linds has had past dalliances with Kate's ex-husband, Jamie Hince, and since both women are notorious for their love of drugs partying, Moss knew it was only a matter of time before they encountered one another.

Well, according to witnesses, Kate and Lindsay finally crossed paths over the weekend, and things immediately turned ugly:

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The now-famous Lindsay Lohan sex list that was leaked online in March featured the names of a few dozen celebrities LiLo had slept with.

Lindsay publicly admitted the list was real, and the whole thing was sorta sad and even made us feel brief flashes of pity for Linds.

Pity that we now regret, as it turns out Lohan basically made the whole list up.

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Lindsay poses with the eccentric photographer. If he's the photographer...who took the picture?

First James Franco denied having sex with Lindsay. Now famed creepy photographer Terry Richardson says that despite her claims to the contrary, he never slept with Lohan either.

"LiLo," Richardson said in a recent interview with New York Magazine. "Somehow she said we spent a romantic night making love at the Chateau Marmont. Which never happened. Then, on the Internet, people are like, 'He did this and that.' But it's totally untrue."

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The best news for America since VE Day was the recent announcement that Lindsay Lohan wants to move to London (the Brits call it VD Day). 

Sadly, paparazzi are now a global phenomenon, so we're still forced to see Lindsay at her cracked-out finest on an almost daily basis.

Proving once again that you can take the girl out of Hollywood but you can't take the cocaine out of the girl, here's Lindsay publicly pleasuring herself and giving new meaning to "red carpet" during a fashion show over the weekend:

Lindsay Lohan: See through Skirt Photo
Lindsay rocks a see-through skirt in London. The placement of her hand in this photo is...unfortunate.

Reports from London have indicated that Lohan is "struggling to stay sober." Well, judging from these photos, the struggle is over and drugs have declared a decisive victory.

No word on why Lindsay thought she could get away with groping herself like a bored right fielder while wearing a see-through skirt, but we're guessing she long ago killed off the part of her brain that controls logic.

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Lindsay Lohan is nearly as famous for being a pale-skinned ginger as she is for being a drunk, so the news that she's reportedly having all of her freckles surgically removed is as surprising as if we'd found out she was entering rehab (okay, maybe not that surprising).

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Lindsay looking rouch in London. Think she's been partying too hard?

Radar Online reports that Lindsay is looking into surgical options to have her head-to-toe freckles blasted away.

Family and friends are said to be shocked by the decision, not only because  the actress has always professed a fondness for her Irish complexion, but also because Lindsay is so broke she can't even afford to move out of LA.

"She's always loved her freckles - well, pretended to, anyway," says a source close to Lindsay. "But now she's decided it's time to get rid of them and she's looking into either having them bleached or lasered away."

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Lindsay Lohan is in London in hopes that she'll able to get as wasted as she wants every night without being hounded by the paparazzi.

What Lindsay apparently didn't realize is that cameras exist overseas, and when you're famous and stumbling through the streets of a major metropolis every night, people tend to take notice.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

So even though she's fled to the UK, we still get regular updates about Lindsay's bad behavior, including a new report from Radar Online claiming that (You may want to sit down for this.) Lindsay Lohan is drinking again!

"Lindsay was off the wagon, everyone has their stumbles, everyone will go out for a drink," says a source who apparently doesn't understand this whole "sobriety" thing.

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James Franco has made no secret of his literary ambitions. The actor, artist and nude selfie enthusiast has already published multiple volumes of fiction, and his latest work is a gem of a short story about "a fictional Hollywood girl" who just happens to be named Lindsay.

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In "Bungalow 89," Franco introduces his totally made-up character thusly:

"I ran my fingers through her hair and thought about this girl sleeping on my chest, our fictional Hollywood girl, Lindsay...I hope she gets better. You see, she is famous. She was famous because she was a talented child actress, and now she's famous because she gets into trouble. She is damaged."

Yeah, that doesn't sound anything like the cracked-out Lindsay we know.

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Lindsay Lohan loves getting drunk in London, and several weeks into her overseas bender, she shows no signs of slowing down.

Last night, Lindsay went out partying with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss (who of course kept their distance when the paparazzi showed up), and well, we think these photos speak for themselves:

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Lindsay getting some assistance in London. Hey, walking is hard!

While Lindsay might be too broke to move to London, she's apparently not too broke to get sloshed in the city's many pubs. 

You'd think she'd know by now not to wear giant heels on days she's knows she'll be getting s--tfaced. Which is every day. Really, Linds, just throw out all your heels and maybe invest in a walker.

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A major uproar broke out this week after Interview Magazine published a picture of Kendall Jenner topless.

But let's be honest: this reality star wasn't the first famous female to ditch her shirt for a national magazine spread... or the second... or the third... or the fourth...

You get the idea.

Kendall is only 18, of course, yet plenty of celebrities have gone half-birthday suit style in order to leave their racy mark on readers.

Some might be obvious (hi, Miley Cyrus!), some might be surprising (really, Celine Dion?!?) and some might be cast members on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

So sit back, try to control your drool and click through 43 steamy images of well-known women going topless in various publications:

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Miley Cyrus isn't wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic?

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The steady stream of Lindsay Lohan selfies designed to remind us she is still around continues with a shot of her workout sesh Monday. Just riveting stuff.

Rocking a hot green sports bra and black leggings, her tiny waist was on display for all. Looks like someone's trading in the booze for the gym.

At least during the day anyway.

Lindsay Lohan Gym Selfie

"How many reps does it take to get that summer body!!! Rocking my @puma with @vasjmorgan," Lindsay captioned the shirtless, soaking wet shot.

"Endorphins gave me another great day #workhardplayhard," the celebrity added, clearly not having trouble with the latter half of that hashtag in recent years.

The former? An issue.

It's a bit of a mystery what Lindsay's career actually consists of these days, but if she's working hard at the gym, at least that's something positive.

Better that than starting a new Lindsay Lohan sex list, getting arrested for shoplifting, having her goons rough someone up or moving to London to blow lines.

Take what you can get, people. Take what you can get.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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