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Over the weekend, Liam Payne posted a photo of himself standing on a boat, nearly naked.

The image was handsome and unexpected, but let's face it: not exactly groundbreaking.

Celebrities from across all industries and genders have been publishing shirtless photos on Instagram for nearly as long as this social media site has been in existence.

The following picture gallery includes singers and actors; models and athletes; and two women who have had sex with Chris Brown!

There's no accounting for taste. But there is accounting for hotness! Click and drool away now, men and women:

Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie
Kendall Jenner posted this selfie to Instagram. As is often the case, she's half-naked.

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the "actress" looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby.

Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form.

  • Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image
  • Lindsay Lohan Vacation Photo

On the left, we've got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night's coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera.

We kid. She's probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else's vomit. 

In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we're pretty sure Courtney's been legally dead for months. 

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from yesterday are the stuff of urban legend. Some say if you stare at them too long, she'll tell you the exact day and time that you're going to die.

Perhaps feeling guilty about the cancerous evil that she'd unleashed upon the world, Lindsay tried to compensate today by posting a much more flattering photo of herself in a two-piece.

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Selfie

She put some thought into this one, folks. Note the way she crouched over and pouted her lips: not only does the pose hide her prominent booze belly, it also subconsciously brings to mind the top-notch blowies that Linds has used to help her stay rich.

Is it enough to erase yesterday's embarrassments from our mind? (In addition to the showing off her foul beach body, Lindsay fell down drunk at a film festival.) Of course, not but we encourage cleavage-y selfies under any circumstances.

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It's been a banner week for Lindsay Lohan.

On Tuesday, Lindsay drunkenly fell down at an Italian film festival. Yesterday, bikini photos of Lindsay hit the Web and revealed that LiLo has been spending far more time hitting the bottle than hitting the gym.

But while most of us can laugh at Lindsay's prominent beer belly and lack of coordination, some of those who know the troubled actress best don't find it so funny.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Since moving to London back in early May, Lindsay has reportedly cut off all contact with her "sober circle" - a network of friends in the US who had helped Linds resist the temptation to go back to drinking and drugging.

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Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she's not falling down drunk at film festivals, she's treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image
Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She's certainly looked better!

That's Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life.

But while Lohan's lack of work doesn't seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent.

Sure, we've seen Lindsay's gym selfies, but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year!

Anybody who's seen Lindsay's Playboy photos knows it wasn't all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin' curves. So what happened?

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Given all the excesses available in Hollywood, and all the stressed-out creative types who work there, it's not surprising that we could come up with a list of celebrity smokers.

Some of the individuals who made said list may surprise you, though.

Despite the obvious risks of bad breath, yellow teeth and ... what's that one we forgot ... oh, right, lung cancer, countless celebrities still smoke cigarettes.

Hey, at least they can afford to pay the sin tax on those $10 packs?

If you know who Lindsay Lohan is, chances are you know Lindsay Lohan smokes. Ditto Charlie Sheen. But you'd never think some of these other stars partake.

Take a look at 23 celeb smokers who should probably quit:

Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl is smoking hot ... although her smoking habit is so not. She also thinks e-cigarettes are cool, which is almost funny but more sad than anything.

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Ever since Lindsay Lohan moved to London, she's been giving interviews about how she's cleaned up her act by day, and going out and getting hammered by night.

For example, earlier this week, Lindsay swore she'll never get fired again because she's a sober, serious actress these days.

Then this happened:

  • Lindsay Lohan: Drunk in Italy
  • Lindsay Lohan Falls

That's Lindsay at the Ischia Film Festival in Italy, where she reportedly stumbled around drunk before taking a tumble in front of dozens of onlookers, then created a scene by arguing with the paparazzi and blaming them for her fall.

She's almost too classy, right?

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Lindsay Lohan was somehow cast in a play in London play recently, and naturally there's already talk that Lindsay will be fired from the production for the usual reasons:

She's been showing up to rehearsals late or not at all; she's frequently unprepared; and she's still out clubbing until last call every night.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Her bosses and co-workers are fed up, and understandably so. In a recent interview with the BBC, however, Linds says all is well and vows that this won't be the latest in her long string of career failures.

Asked if she would be penalized or simply given the boot as a result of her missed rehearsals, Lindsay adamantly replied, "That's not going to happen. That's not in the cards. It's not."

Defensive much? She goes on to describe her plan for a career renaissance:

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Lindsay Lohan is still living in London and attempting to revive her dead-in-the-water career.

Amazingly she's being given a second (or fiftieth?) shot at stardom, having been cast in a London production of David Mamet's play Speed-The-Plow.

Sadly - you may want to sit down for this - LiLo is already effing things up by partying all night and showing up to rehearsals late and unprepared. 

Yes, Lohan just turned 28, but she's still clubbing like a sorority girl and her new bosses are already threatening to give her the boot.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

"The cast is already really annoyed," says a source involved with the play. "The director told her that basically it's a one-strike deal; if she misses one more practice or comes in late again, she's done."

Jeez, they probably want her to show up sober too! Don't they know Lindsay has a busy schedule of posting drunk underwear selfies to Instagram?

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Lindsay Lohan turned 28 today, and to celebrate, the troubled actress is turning the table in court.

Instead of Lohan being charged with grand theft, today she sued the makers of the Grand Theft Auto V video game.

Lindsay threatened to sue GTA V several months ago, claiming that the character of Lacey Jonas is based on her likeness and public image, and that a drawing of a bikini-clad woman on the front of the game's case was made to look like her.

  • Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photo: Ankle Monitor Style!
  • Lindsay Lohan in GTA 5?

Specifically, Lohan's lawyers claim that the photo on the left - in which a bleary-eyed Lohan rocks a bikini and ankle monitor - served as the basis for the image on the right.

Can someone please explain to Lindsay that she's not the first person to rock blonde hair and a bikini?

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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