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Ten years ago, Lindsay Lohan probably would never have imagined that a London stage production would be her biggest job in years, but that'll happen when your priorities shift from trying to act on screen to trying to act like you're not on cocaine.

Lindsay covers the new issue of Wonderland magazine and the only thing funnier than Lindsay's insanely Photoshopped face is the tagline beneath her image.

Lindsay Lohan Wonderland Magazine Cover

"I can't help that I'm so popular," as you may remember, is a line from the 2004 film Mean Girls, and despite what seems to be a joke at her expense, Lindsay has been tweeting about how thrilled she is to be on the cover.

Think about it. Mean Girls came out ten years ago.

It's literally the last Lindsay Lohan movie that anyone saw or gave a crap about. Just about every major cast member has gone on to bigger things while Lindsay - who was an A-lister at the time - has become an international joke.

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There are very few mysteries about Lindsay Lohan's sex life. She banged half of Hollywood, and she's got the list to prove it.

Justin Timberlake
Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day.

In fact there were so many famous men on Lindsay's sex list that it's easy to overlook that that she once dated a woman for over two years.

Yes, Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were an item and a tabloid staple from 2008-2010, but Lindsay's been involved in roughly 11,000 scandals since then, and the relationship has been widely forgotten.

But sources day that despite her many, many dalliances with famous dudes, Lindsay still prefers to swim in the lady pond.

"Don't expect Lindsay to get into a relationship with a man anytime soon," an insider tells Radar Online. "Lindsay prefers women over men."

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For months now, we've been wondering how Lindsay Lohan finances her non-stop European bender, and it seems we may finally have our answer.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Sources say that for most of the time she's been in London, Lindsay has been living with Patrick Mahony - a much older investment banker with two daughters.

Given Lindsay's long history of older male "supporters" there's nothing surprising about the arrangement...until you find out that Linds lives with Mahony and his kids, whom she reportedly helps raise!

"She lives with him," a source tells In Touch. "Lindsay helps the kids take baths. She really pitches in looking after them, and the girls really like her. She's finally in a mature relationship with a really grounded guy."

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Lindsay Lohan has been cast in a London play and is soon to begin doing real acting work in a respectable production for the first time in years.

In the meantime, of course, she and Dina Lohan are getting totally hammered all over the Hamptons.

Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons

Last night, Linds hit up 10ak in Southhampton where she racked up $2,500 in bottle service bills in just a few hours.

Surprisingly, Lindsay actually tried to settle her tab. Not surprisingly, all of her credit cards were declined.

One witness at the club claims, "Lindsay freaked out when her cards were declined. Her friends and others in her group had to chip in to cover the bill."

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Lindsay Lohan got very wet last night.

But, no, the Lindsay Lohan Sex List need not be updated.

On The Tonight Show yesterday, host Jimmy Fallon read some viewer mail and was asked if he could help Lohan accept the Ice Bucket Challenge, a viral trend that has helped raise millions of dollars for ALS research.

Turns out... he could! Enter Lohan, who challenged Jared Leto and Prince Harry and then acted as a very good sport when Fallon dumped a bucket of very cold water on her head, as seen here:

With this charitable act, Lohan joins a slew of stars - from Robert Pattinson to Kate Upton - who have taken the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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Okay, fine. We'll stop trying to make fetch happen.

But we'll never stop trying to make a Mean Girls reunion happen!

Not after Amy Poehler posed for a series of selfies with Lizzy Caplan and Daniel Franzese in August... and not after Lindsay Lohan and Franzese met up in New York City in February,

And definitely not after Tina Fey and Lohan put their Burn Book differences aside and posed for an unexpected self-portrait this week.

Tina Fey and Lindsay Lohan Selfie

"Lovely running into an inspiring, funny, beautiful old friend!!!! #tinafey" Lohan wrote as a caption to this Instagram image today.

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Lindsay Lohan is back in the US after a five-month European bender that somehow didn't result in jail time or an emergency liver transplant.

So after nearly half a year of hitting every club and London and falling down drunk all over Italy, surely Linds is ready to settle down and take it easy for a bit now that she's home, right? 

Ha! No, she's getting hammered in the Hamptons with her waste case mom, of course.

  • Lindsay Lohan in the Hamptons
  • Dina Lohan Drunk Photo

Yes, if you were concerned that Dina Lohan's DUI conviction would slow down her boozing, worry no longer!

The world's crackiest mother-daughter duo hit the Hamptons over the weekend and according to witnesses they seemed to be competing to see who could make the most embarrassing mess of themselves:

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If you found it hard to locate a bottle of vodka this weekend, it may have been because after her epic, several-month European bender, Lindsay Lohan is back in the States.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Despite her busy schedule of getting hammered in the Hamptons, Lindsay found time to give an interview to E! news in which she opened up for the first time about a short story by James Franco in which Linds is a portrayed as a boozy, foul-mouthed floozy.

Asked about Franco's bizarre work of nonfiction, Lindsay replied, "If someone wants to do that for their own reasons, there's nothing to say. I'm not in their head. I would never do that. I didn't read it."

The thing clocked in at like 800 words, so we're not exactly shocked that Linds didn't get around to reading it.

What we are surprised by is Lindsay's surprisingly lucid, rational reaction to the now-infamous Lohan sex list leak:

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As the world waits with bated breath to find out in which European country Lindsay Lohan's liver will finally explode and decimate nearby cities, the troubled starlet may have inadvertently dropped a bombshell that's even more unbelievable than her claims of sobriety:

Yes, Lindsay might be engaged.

Lindsay Lohan Engagement Ring Photo

Based on her shocked expression and the giant rock on her finger, we're guessing the proposal happened mid-black out last night, and someone just told her about it now.

Lindsay's European bender is entering its fourth month, so if she is engaged, we can safely assume it's some rich older dude, and we'll finally have our as to how the hell she's been financing this non-stop international party.

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Lindsay Lohan has been in Europe for several months now, and while the troubled actress claims she's overseas to escape bad influences, some friends believe she fled LA so that she could party as much as she wants with less media scrutiny.

Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.

Sources say Lindsay cut ties with her sober friends back in July, and since then, her former support group has been forced to watch helplessly as reports of Lindsay's bad behavior overseas continue to make international news.

Lohan's "sober circle" reached out to her following reports that she was falling down drunk at an Italian film festival, and several other times since, only to be roundly ignored each time.

"Some of these people have been friends with her for more than a decade," an insider says. "There's nothing anyone can do until she answers."

In the meantime, friends are left to worry and analyze Lindsay's behavior from afar:

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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