Ten years ago, Lindsay Lohan probably would never have imagined that a London stage production would be her biggest job in years, but that'll happen when your priorities shift from trying to act on screen to trying to act like you're not on cocaine.
Lindsay covers the new issue of Wonderland magazine and the only thing funnier than Lindsay's insanely Photoshopped face is the tagline beneath her image.
"I can't help that I'm so popular," as you may remember, is a line from the 2004 film Mean Girls, and despite what seems to be a joke at her expense, Lindsay has been tweeting about how thrilled she is to be on the cover.
Think about it. Mean Girls came out ten years ago.
It's literally the last Lindsay Lohan movie that anyone saw or gave a crap about. Just about every major cast member has gone on to bigger things while Lindsay - who was an A-lister at the time - has become an international joke.