If the Lindsay Lohan sex list taught us anything, it's that LiLo isn't exactly shy about sharing the details of her love life with the world.
But as much as she loves attention, Linds is now looking to get paid actual dollars (or "party straws" as she calls them) to continue spilling the beans about the many famous men she's slept with.
Like so many troubled starlets before her, Lindsay is reportedly planning to publish a tell-all memoir in the near future. Of course, these days, Lindsay is doing mall appearances for money, so she's trying to do more than just set the record straight about her bizarre life.
Yes, Linds is looking to cash in big time. As such, she's recruiting major talent to help with her book, and while one of her dream ghostwriters might actually be interested, the other is just another example of how laughably delusional Lindsay's become: