Lindsay Lohan says she's not a big drinker, has only done cocaine 4-5 times in her life and has never done LSD, heroin or anything you have to inject.
She also swears she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not need rehab - which she finally checked into last week - for 90 days.
In an interview with the Daily Mail (UK), Lohan tells Piers Morgan that the media loves to make a huge deal out of nothing, mostly, and she's great.
"I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab," the 26-year-old says. "I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times."
"I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time."
