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Lindsay Lohan is out of the hospital. We know, we're as bummed out about this fact as you are.

Fortunately, the exhausted waste of breasts is not out of the news. The night owl slimy, annoying snake and her man of the moment, Harry Morton, got tattoos at an L.A. parlor during a 3 a.m. visit last week.

Shopping Until She Drops

What sort of ink did Lohan receive? Sadly, not the fatal kind. Instead, she had a tiny white heart inscribed between her thumb and index finger on her left hand, according to Page Six. We assume this was so the actress could literally crush a heart whenever she chose to. Don't say you weren't warned, Harry.

Morton also scarred himself for life. He's now sporting a cross tattoo, although the location was unspecified. At least he knows how necessary praying is when Lohan is in your life.

Overall, this is Lohan's fourth tatto. The others are:

  1. The word "Breathe" on her right wrist: Reminders are required during all Lohan specials.
  2. A small star inside her left wrist: She'd have gotten a larger one, but her body weight couldn't support it.
  3. The phrase "La Bella Vita" on her lower back: Loosely translated to mean, "The gross ho bag."

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Partying, acting and having your every whim and desire waited on by a team of of professional supports can be tiresome. Heck, it can be downright exhausting.

No wonder Lindsay Lohan was therefore hospitalized Wednesday in Los Angeles. The minute was suffering from exhaustion, an epidemic which only seems to plague those in the entertainment world that weigh under 100 pounds. We wonder why that is.

Health

The actress was in the area filiming Georgie Rule when the episide took place early Wednesday morning. It's unconfirmed whether the stress of having her Blackberry password stolen, the sight of her 16-inch waist or lack of a soul were to blame for the incident.

"She was overheated and dehydrated," Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick said. "She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours."

Lohan's will to simply appear on set must be admired - although anyone that watches Entourage knows how well movie sets are catered and how pampered stars are. Why didn't the boom mic guy suffer a similar fate?

A friend of the actress told People that prior to her hospitalization, Lohan was at the Chateau Marmont and then the nightclub Guy's. The Gossip can't believe that. Lohan has a friend?!?

Another friend claimed the waste of oxygen had been "shooting in 120 degree weather. She told me it was hotter than when she was shooting in the Herbie (Fully Loaded) fire suit."

Gosh, we didn't think it could get any hotter than that. Construction workers everywhere should take time out of their day and say a prayer for this spoiled skank.

The 20-year-old was given a Vitamin B shot, which we can only assume she threw up later in the hospital bathroom. She's expected to return to the set Thursday, according her rep.

"She is fine," Sloane-Zelnick said.

That's too bad.

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We love Jeremy Piven. He makes us laugh. He loves his mom. But his taste in party guests sucks more than one of those featured on the list.

Got The Fire Down Below

Naturally, we're talking about Lindsay Lohan. When Piven celebrated his 41st birthday over the weekend at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, the only celebs anywhere to be found were Molly Sims and Lohan.

Lohan, who has a cameo on Entourage this season - hopefully as the young, spoiled Hollywood starlet that is run over by a mac truck - entertained the host in two different flesh-colored bikinis and heels. What else would she have worn, right?

"I'm going to be on your show!" Lohan told Piven.

"Really! Any scenes with me?" the actor joked in a pseudo-sexual way as Lohan giggled and The Gossip threw up a little bit.

Later, boy toy du jour, Harry Morton, showed up and Lohan greeted the Hard Rock heir with a hug and kiss. "I'm so happy right now!" she said. "He's such a great person and influence on me."

Yeah. An alcoholic, drug-laden influence.
The rest of the day was spent with Lohan playing records in the DJ booth, while the birthday boy spent the afternoon drinking beer, mingling with women and playing the drums. Piven also responded to the absurd notion that a reality TV show was in his future.

"I don't need to do a reality show, I'm on a successful TV show," he said.

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Forget other examples of the Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan feud - fake laughing and kicking is NOTHING compared to this.

Brace yourself, readers, because someone has stolen Lohan's Blackberry password! Those in the fiery, spoiled redhead's camp? They blame a certain blonde, skinny, attention/food starved hotel heiress.

What a Frickin' Wreck

Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said the immoral individual in question sent Lindsay's friends "disgusting and very mean messages." Well, at this this person didn't party them to death.

"Everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren't. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar," said Zelnik.

In other words, every other event was referred to as "hot" and every message signed by "an overused human condom."

Ironically, Hilton suffered through her own messaging incident two years ago when her T-Mobile was hacked into and her private messages were put on the Web - including ones saying [then married] Jessica Simpson had a crush on Justin Timberlake.

Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, denies the awful waste of space had anything to do with Lohan's BlackBerry difficulties.

"I'm saddened this happened to Lindsay. I lived through this with Paris two years ago when her Sidekick was hacked into, and the loss of privacy is unbearable. But as for any suggestion that Paris would have anything to do with this, that is silly, untrue and unfortunate."

Studies actually show the only event more unbearable than losing one's privacy for a bit is listening to Kevin Federline rap.

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The Gossip can only pray it receives this sort of celebration for its birthday.

  • Kid Rock Pic
  • Lindsay on the Mend?

As David Spade turned 42 this week, apparently a romance with way-out-of-his-league beauty, Heather Locklear, was not a nice enough gift. Instead, friends Lindsay Lohan and Kid Rock joined Spade on stage for a few karaoke numbers.

The song the trio butcherd? "American Woman," perhaps meant as a tribute to Rock's (or would that be Kid's?) new fiance, Pamela Anderson.

Lohan, who brought beau Harry Morton, also joined Rock's sister for a rendition of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson. Whether or not Lindsay meant this as an ode to rival Paris Hilton, we may never know. But at the event, the actress could now breathe for the first time - yeah, yeah! - without that skinny blonde staring over her shoulder.

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Some reunions are civil and mature - thank you, Nick and Jessica.

Others, meanwhile, are hilarious and spiteful - who else but you, Paris and Lindsay?

  • Wedgie Fix
  • Paris in Malibu

Despite a recent interview in which Hilton claimed there was no feud between these awful people, the encounter between the painful duo last weekend in Malibu would suggest otherwise. For some reason, each were invited to a party there.

Paris responded to the presence of her bitter rival with non-stop laughter. According to Page Six, the new music video star "made it a point to whisper and laugh very loudly the entire time" at the Polaroid Beach House. Lohan, conversely, escaped the situation by slipping away to a back bedroom with boy toy, Harry Morton.

The Gossip has little doubt about what went on there.

Later, however, Hilton walked by and one of Morton's friends faked a kick to her read end, according to a witness. He only missed, we presume, because he couldn't tell the difference between it and her face.

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Her breasts may be real (cough, cough), but even Lindsay Lohan would admit that her hair isn't exactly natural.

The awfu person actress has gone blonde and brown in the past to her current locks - and she believes this original hair color of hers makes her a more sexual individual.

Hair Blower

"I have this Playboy book called ‘Redheads' in my room," she recently said. "I was reading all these things about how redheads are more passionate, and apparently they're much more sexual than girls with other hair colors.

"I think I'm more sexual than my friends. I'm more comfortable in my skin. I'm a sexual person, definitely."

Hey, Lindsay: No kidding!

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It doesn't happen often - but The Gossip is speechless. We're just gonna post this image of Lindsay Lohan - portraying a "rebellious, uncontrollable teenager" in the upcoming movie, George Rule - and comment on the look of bewilderment/dread on the face of the young man receiving the Lohan special:

Dressing in the Dark

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We might also say she had a chronically good day. After all, a friend named Mary Jane was invited. And The Gossip had weeded out the following details related to Lindsay's 20th birthday bash.

Out to Da Club

She could be high right now ...

According to reports, the sickly looking actress spent a portion of her celebration at Disneyland. Various sources state the serial dater, man-of-the-moment Harry Morton and others toured the park hopped up on marijuna and alcohol.

"There was a definite whiff in the air as the rowdy group stumbled into each ride," a very, very reliable witness said. "Between the obvious smell and rude behavior, there were very few Lindsay Lohan fans working at Disneyland by the end of that [July 8] night."

Well, that just about sums it up. When it comes to revealing the actions of Lohan, this truth-teller sounds like he has only one thing to say: ganja!

Lohan's rep, of course, told the New York Daily News a blatant lie different story. She said her client did have "the best time" at the park, but "the rest of the story was complete bulls---."

Ah, yes. Just like Lindsay's attempt at being taken seriously.

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Harry Morton - the Hard Rock heir and Lindsay Lohan's latest boy toy - is pulling a Michael Jackson in this image.

As Morton holds his weightless girlfriend in the air, The Gossip is left to think of original jokes we could make regarding the fact that Morton owns the Pink Taco restaurant chain AND is dating loose Lindsay. None come to mind so far.

Wasted Out of Her Mind

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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