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Lindsay Lohan has been "doing great" since she checked into rehab over Memorial Day weekend.

The source of this news? Her attention-starved, pathetic mother, of course.

Free and Still Troubled

"I talk to her every day," Dina Lohan told People magazine in New York on Monday. "She's going to do Promises' extended care program."

The program Lohan will undergo is designed to help people "make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community." It includes a 12-step program and group therapy, the center's website says.

Dina, the mother that makes Lynne Spears look responsible, also said she and her family will head west for Lindsay's 21st birthday on July 2.

The crazy party that had been planned to celebrate this occasion has since been canceled. This was probably a smart decision, seeing as an alcohol-laden shindig for someone just out of rehab is as smart an idea as a lingerie-sponsored celebration for Brooke Hogan.

Dina Lohan, meanwhile, really sucks. She was also appearing in Nassau County family court as she awaited a hearing in her ongoing dispute over visitation of her children with ex-husband Michael, who was also in court.

"I just want to move on," said Dina, who has an order of protection against Michael. "It takes its toll on myself and the children. It affects all of us."

So does your awful mothering. In our recent poll, in fact, only Britney Spears was considered a worse celebrity mom than you are, Dina.

Maybe you should take some lessons from Elin Nordegren.

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When you enter rehab before being legally allowed to drink, you may have a problem. But could Lindsay Lohan actually be on her way to realizing this?

The screwed up actress actually made a mature decision this week, as she nixed plans for a 21st birthday celebration at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. It was scheduled to take place July 2 and we now assume Lohan will remain at home, sucking down vodka and Calum Best instead.

Lohan Waving

The club, normally closed on Mondays, planned to open specifically to host the party. The public was even gonna to be invited. The Hollywood Gossip editors had dry cleaned our best tuxedos. Alas, we'll be left in our basement, arguing over Lauren Conrad versus Jamie Lynn Spears again.

"We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time," said PURE rep Kate Turner. "Due to the unique circumstances, as of (Monday) afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."

In other words: hurry up and fall off that wagon, Lindsay. Clubs need your business almost as much was Isaiah Washington needs a reality check.

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Granted, The Hollywood Gossip isn't the biggest Lindsay Lohan fan in the world.

But we actually aren't responsible for any of the accusations levied in the headline above.

On the Bed and Waiting

That's how Lee Weaver, a former bodyguard to the Firecrotch queen, described his ex-client. In an interview with British tabloid News of the World, Weaver expressed amazement at Lohan's ways.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood â€" but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," he said. "She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met."

Weaver obviously hadn't met Paul Sculfor during his wilder days.

But he did go into detail of other crazy Lindsay Lohan experiences:

  • She once snorted cocaine for ten straight hours with Nicole Richie.
  • She slashed her wrists with knives, her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet."
  • She enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties â€" and even made a play for Mariah Carey by groping her breasts once.

Could Weaver have made all this up? Do we really feel bad for Lindsay is the second bullet point is true? Yes and yes.

But it's even more of a reason why Dina Lohan sucks as a mother and should focus more on her daughter than her own time in the spotlight.

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Yikes. Vanessa Minnillo may want to supplement her DVD collection with something other than The Departed and reruns of The Sopranos.

The MTV hottie finds herself the center of unwanted attention as disturbing photos have surfaced - pics taken in the early hours of June 16, 2006, in N.Y. City.

The photos show Vanessa Minnillo tugging at the top of Lindsay Lohan and engaging in bizarre and dangerous acts of knife-wielding lunacy.

The pics were taken at 4:50 a.m. in a home in Greenwich Village after a night of partying at NYC club Bungalow 8, and were later "stolen" from Lindsay Lohan's camera.

Much like the pic of Cisco Adler naked "stolen" from Paris Hilton's locker. Only not nearly as disgusting. And a little bit sexy in a twisted way.

Minnillo, who at that point had been dating Nick Lachey for just a few weeks, "got caught up in the moment and thought it would be fun," as a source puts it.

But she's not having fun now. "It was stupid and she regrets it," says the source. "They were only fooling around."

And not the sort of fooling around Calum Best was used to, peeps.

Anyway. Who thought when they woke up this morning, they'd see Vanessa with a knife held to her throat? And Lindsay Lohan holding it!?

These photos are only slightly less disturbing than the Jason Wahler gun pictures that surfaced a few months back... and a lot more unexpected.

Much as we rejoice at the demise of Firecrotch, who's back in rehab now, we never literally wish her or any other star harm. These pics are pretty messed up.

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Lindsay Lohan passed out and drunk? That's a common sight.

But for all the news about this Firecrotchedy redhead, you don't see Lindsay Lohan nude too often. James Blunt, Jude Law and Calum Best do, of course. But celebrity gossip fans don't get a bare view. Until now. Sort of.

Lindsay Lohan Nude

The rehabbed star is the focus of a new ad campaign for Jill Stuart, a fashion designer that apparently wants to be associated with drunken ho bags. We can only assume Britney Spears will be asked to be the face - and giant boobs - of the next commercial.

But we suppose Stuart could to worse than even Britney as far as celebrity fashion goes.

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The perplexing Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is remaining by pal Lindsay Lohan's side as the troubled star deals with rehab and DUI charges.

"I haven't talked to her, but I wish her the best," Rumer Willis, 18, told People at Thursday's BlackBerry Curve launch party in L.A.

"I think there a lot of people that are supporting her. It's been kind of a crazy week, figuring it out, and figuring out a better way to be."

Rumer and Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI after her Mercedes crashed in Beverly Hills around 5:30 Saturday morning. Police said they found a substance they believed to be cocaine in her car.

Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab on Monday.

Rumer Willis, who has been photographed around L.A. with Lohan, says the struggling actress's age, 20, should be taken into consideration.

"I think it's definitely hard growing up in L.A. with all of the things that you have to deal with, and being so young," Willis said. "I think sometimes people don't realize the amount of pressure that can come."

So she's saying the pressure is so great that a star must often exhibit ridiculous, illegal behavior. Or at least the kind of thing seen in these Rumer Willis photos.

Rumer Willis had nothing to say one way or the other about Calum Best, but she also approves of another important person in Lohan's life.

No, not Dina Lohan. DJ Samantha Ronson, who was photographed last weekend driving an apparently passed out drunk Lohan - and who has also been named by Lohan's father, Michael, as a bad influence.

"She's great, she's a really cool person," Willis said of Ronson. "She doesn't give a crap about what anybody else thinks about her, which I really respect."

Rumer, we recommend you stick to hanging out with Hayden Panettiere. Not only because she's hot, but because she appears to have her head on straight.

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Don't worry, Britney Spears: you'll be happy when you re-enter rehab in a few weeks.

At least that will be the case if you follow the lead of Lindsay Lohan, according to this drunk's pals.

Fill 'Er Up

"She's happy where she is and is just taking time to herself to learn and be okay," stylist friend Nate Newell said. "I've been in touch with her and she likes it."

After a weekend of partying following her DUI citation, Lohan checked into Promises treatment center in Malibu on Memorial Day. Her and Howie Day have probably had a lot of sex there.

"She's so much in the public eye 24 hours a day that she's gotten so caught up," Newell said, making excuses for her skanky friend."I think she surrounds herself with good people generally, but all the pressure that she's around has created this alternate universe in a way and it's hard for her to stay grounded."

The Hollywood Gossip thinks Newell, and anyone who makes these sorts of excuses, is a complete moron. If Lohan wanted to avoid the public eye, she could maybe stay away from Hyde a few nights a week. Or wear underwear.

If Lindsay wants to face actual pressure, try working two jobs to put food on the table for your family. You might embrace the chance to simply make crappy pop albums after that.

Sorry. We know we're merely a celebrity gossip blog, but we believe in taking responsibility for one's own actions. Either that, or blaming your mother for it all.

Especially when that mother is Dina Lohan.

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Just about everyone who wants to has seen Lindsay Lohan nude by this point.

Marilyn Manson included.

Lindsay Exposed

But the shock rocker, also known as Brian Warner, did not get a personal tour of her undercarriage, if you know what we're talking about.

We're talking about the infamous Crotch of Fire.

In a video over on TMZ and AOL, the new man of Evan Rachel Wood broke into a bizarre, philosophical rambling about Lohan's "firecrotch."

"How much would it suck that, forever, you're going to be a 'firecrotch,'" Marilyn Manson mused. "You're gonna have to shave or just roll with it."

Marilyn adds that it's his theory that the drunken mess went blonde for precisely this reason, trying to pull a little "slight of hand."

Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one. No word on how Brandon Davis, who coined the term in relation to L-squared, feels about it.

Manson also says Lindsay Lohan had "an obsession with changing her clothes in front of me" - adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage in large part due to Lohan's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out."

Manson says he did not heed said calls, although there were many. But he says he did spend time with Lindsay Lohan on a different occasion. This is getting weirder by the minute.

What's next? We're probably going to hear that he had a sordid threesome with Evan Rachel Wood and Britney Spears after the loon shaved her head.

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 Lindsay Lohan is headed back to rehab.

If she ever awakens from her alcohol-induced slumber, that is.

Fill 'Er Up

After a weekend of cocaine snorting, drunk driving and late-night partying, the Firecrotch queen is going back to Promises rehab center, TMZ reports.

Yesterday, her lawyer, Blair Berk, was seen driving Lohan to the facility that so successfully helped Britney Spears get her life back on track.. Sources tell the celebrity gossup this is "a serious medical treatment program," not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past.

We're sure that's the case. We're also sure that Howie Day - who is back in Promises for another go-around - will be all up on Lindsay the first chance he gets.

We just hope newly crowned Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, takes note of the dangers of celebrity life. Be careful, darling.

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You've got a long way to go, Britney Spears.

You may ignore your kids, laugh in the face of rehab and continue to hit clubs almost every night, but Lindsay Lohan is a true party-goer.

Side Boob Action

Mere days after her arrest for DUI and possible cocaine possession, the disgusting actress went to a Memorial Day pool party on Sunday at Teddy's at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel, where DJ pal Samantha Ronson was spinning.

"She was in a great mood," says a witness, not mentioning whether or not Lindsay was more drugged out than Pete Doherty.

Later that morning, photo agency X17 snapped pictures of Lohan apparently asleep or passed out in the passenger seat of Ronson's car, several "30 Days" sobriety pendants hanging from the rearview mirror.

Those seem as appropriate as a "Virginal Territory" sign hanging over the bed of Holly Madison.

According to the New York Post, Lohan dropped her sunglasses and cigarettes on her way out of Teddy's, then collapsed when she bent to pick them up. A bouncer had to lift her into the car. It was the most action Lohan had seen since Calum Best felt up her large breasts the night before.

Meanwhile, Dina Lohan, feel free to contact The Hollywood Gossip at any time and let us know how this is another example of your daughter being misunderstood. We've blown up the attached photo to underscore that point.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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