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We hope this puts an end to anyone who dared to defend Lindsay Lohan in the past.

Fresh out of rehab, and less than a year removed from an arrest for drunk driving, Lohan was arrested again early this morning for driving under the influence.

Crotch o' Fire!

Those that claimed Lindsay was a victim of poor parenting (and no doubt Dina Lohan is an awful mother), or blamed celebrity news reporters for putting her under a microscope, better eat their words now. There's never an excuse for driving drunk once. Let alone twice. Let alone twice in less than a year.

The actress is constantly putting people's lives in danger, and for once we're not making a joke about the STDs she's probably given countless men (but you should probably get tested, Criss Angel).

Lindsay Lohan has earned a ticket straight to jail for her latest DUI arrest. She's a terrible human being.

According to TMZ, this despicable, spoiled princess was arrested in Santa Monica around 2:15 a.m. The L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. reportedly caught her near Pico Boulevard and Main Street. Sources say narcotics were found in the car AND Lindsay was driving with a suspended license.

Just last week, Lohan was quietly booked by Beverly Hills PD for an alleged Memorial Day weekend DUI crash. She was due back in court on August 24 to face charges of driving with a blood alcohol level greater than .08 and misdemeanor hit and run.

We can only pray Lindsay receives the Paris Hilton treatment times 100. Send her to jail for a year.

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We all know Lindsay Lohan can pole dance.

But the promiscuous, drug-addicted actress will get a chance to show off her tangoing chops in her next movie, Dare to Love Me. No, this isn't a biopic about all the men that have seemingly taken Lohan up on such a dare, from Harry Morton to AJ Lamas to Criss Angel.

Lindsay Lohan Naked

Instead, this upcoming film tells the story of tango legend Carlos Gardel, who was involved in a steamy romance with a prostitute, only to have his world shattered by a bullet that kills her and leaves him crippled with a fragment in his lung for life.

According to People magazine, the movie is set in Buenos Aires in the 1920s and centers on Gardel and the mysterious woman.

As rumors of Lindsay Lohan nude photos spread, here's your basic cleavage shot.

We assume Lindsay would play the prostitute, for reasons that need no explanation, but there's no word yet on which role the Firecrotch Queen will fill. But she began taking tango lessons Friday, celebrity news reporters say, and Tyler Atkins has already called her dancing ability "amazing."

Just kidding.

The 21-year-old star â€" who faces charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run following a May car crash â€" had been scheduled to costar in the dark comedy Poor Things with Shirley MacLaine, but that movie has been shelved. The rumored reason was the negative, Tameka Foster-like press surrounding Lohan.
Dare to Love Me, which was an alternate title of the Noelia sex tape, will be shot in Romania and is scheduled to be released next yea.

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Lindsay Lohan quietly surrendered to Beverly Hills police Thursday. And the reasons why are apparent:

The promiscuous actress heard about what goes down in prison showers and wants to get herself a piece!

Lindsay in Command

She was formally booked on misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run stemming from a car crash last May. Suffering through a train wreck of a life for anyone born to Dina Lohan, however, doesn't carry any charges.

Lohan arrived at the station at 4:15 p.m. and was released on $30,000 bail about an hour later, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Web site. She was accompanied by her attorney, who must feel proud to represent one of the top celebrity gossip stars on the planet.

Lohan was booked now because she was only cited â€" but not formally arrested â€" at the time of the incident due to her injuries, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Kelly Spedden tells People magazine.

A court date was set for Aug. 24 in Superior Court in Beverly Hills. And we can only pray that Lindsay suffers the same fate as Paris Hilton in the slammer.

In the early morning hours of May 26, the actress crashed her 2005 Mercedes-Benz SL65 convertible. Earlier that evening she was spotted partying at Hollywood nightspot Les Deux, the possible future employer of Britney Spears.

Police found "a usable amount" of cocaine inside her car. Tara Conner was very proud.

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We know it's difficult, but let's ignore rumors of Linday Lohan nude photos for now.

Instead, let's talk about the wild night this newly rehabbed actress enjoyed immediately after she was released from the Promises facility.

Gotti Family Photo

According to Vegas Confidential, Lohan arrived at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace at 12:40 a.m. and was seen drinking Red Bull in the VIP section before the curtains were drawn on her party.

But that doesn't mean our celebrity gossip spies didn't get a look at the Firecrotch Queen when they could.

Lohan periodically came out from behind the curtained-off stage to acknowledge the crowd on a microphone. So it's nice to see she didn't lose her ego in rehab. She also interacted with Lauren Conrad of The Hills and Brody Jenner.

But here is where it gets really fun:

Not only did famed illusionist Criss Angel join Lohan's group after 3 a.m. - but these two were spotted holding hands and leaving together 45 minutes later. In other words: the Mindfreak got his freak on with Lindsay Lohan.

And she best now be on the lookout now for JoAnn Sarantakos.

Angel proceeded to drop Lindsay and her group off around 5 a.m. and we're all simply left to wonder what actually took place during the night.

But let's just hope Cameron Diaz is fully over Criss at this point and is happy with David de Rothschild. Because we're sure it was something nasty.

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Lindsay Lohan was just released from rehab.

But that's far from the most exciting news we have concerning this alcoholic firecrotch: a celebrity news source is claiming that Lohan may soon be facing Antonella Barba-like problems.

Fornaria Babe

The editors at CelebSlam say they have an IM conversation with Lindsay, during which the coke head worries about naked pictures that may soon be released to the public.

Yes, you read that correctly: Lindsay Lohan nude pics may soon be as prominent on the Web as Lindsay Lohan drunk pics.

In the online chat, Lohan says a hacker "broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures [Calum Best] took from me naked." Also, Lindsay says her lawyers have been contacted, while Page Six talked to her rep, who says, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it."

Fresh from rehab, Lindsay Lohan parties in Vegas. But will fans soon be partying as a result of new Lindsay Lohan nude photos?

We wonder how rumored new boy toy, AJ Lamas, is reacting to this development. Of course, we also wonder how his private parts are reacting to actually having had sex with Lindsay. In an itchy, burning manner, we're guessing.

If such lewd pics are released, it would set off a frenzy almost as crazed as if Britney Spears nude photos were ever leaked to the public. After all, we see a lot of both Lindsay and Brit half-naked and exposing their crotches.

But, unlike Tila Tequila, we are yet to see either completely in the buff. We'll let you know if this soon changes.

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Lindsay Lohan's gal pal, Samantha Ronson, has blind-sided two popular celebrity gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit late last week.

According to the New York Daily News, Ronson struck back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lindsay Lohan's car was actually hers.

Old Lohan

The rumors began after the now infamous fender bender that landed the Mean Girls actress in rehab.

Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs under the name Perez Hilton.

In June, Perez Hilton repeated the cocaine claim that first appeared on Celebrity Babylon, a Web site operated by Sunset Photo.

That site first claimed that Samantha Ronson, a budding celebrity disc jockey in her own right, was "making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lindsay Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted."

The story about Ronson, a poor gal's DJ AM, continues:

"If that wasn't shocking enough, sources say that it was Samantha Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay Lohan's car."

Although the suit was filed in L.A. Superior Court Thursday, Ishkanian said she wasn't aware of it. She also did not say anything about the rumored Lindsay Lohan nude pics.

"This is the first I'm hearing about it," she said yesterday. "I have no comment."

Perez Hilton could not immediately be contacted, as he was probably too busy doodling on celebrity photos he neglected to pay royalties for.

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Photos of Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes of aren't exactly celebrity news.

In fact, it would be more groundbreaking if this promiscuous star actually kept her clothes on throughout the course of an evening.

Kool Chick

Nevertheless, shots of the Firecrotch Queen making love to a stripper's pole like it's AJ Lamas seems noteworthy. Who cares if this is actually just a still image from Lohan's upcoming movie, I Know Who Killed Me? It still fits her reputation.

Meanwhile, recent MySpace news makes us wonder just who Lohan was thinking about as she seduced the camera in this photo.

A supposed friend of the actress has leaked the contents of Lindsay's online account to celebrity gossip sources. And it appears as though there are openly gay notes to DJ pal Samantha Ronson in there.

Under the headline "Lindsay's Lesbian Love Letters!" Lohano allegedly writes, "Babe, if I didn't have you in my life, I should just go die. I want to marry you and have children with you."

In a separate late-night missive excerpted by the New York Daily News, Lindsay says to Ronson: "Go to bed, babe. I love you â€" Lindsay Ronson."

This is no real shocker, really. Lohan ran out of men to conquer a long time ago. Is it really a surprise she should now be included among the girl-on-girl action all-stars?

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The Tony Parker - Eva Longoria wedding extravaganza was perhaps the most notable event of the weekend in terms of pure celebrity news.

But in honor of Saturday's date, 07-07-07, our friends at TMZ created their own seven wonders of the world - and they're too good not to share.

From the walking train wreck that is Britney Spears to Spencer and Heidi's fake relationship to the glory that is Greasy Bear, behold the 7 Wonders of Celebrity Gossip ...

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy
Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole simply decided to ingest food? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny one was pregnant - or eating for a change. Turns out Nicole - ever the trendsetter - is going to be the first mom among the worthless young Hollywood set.

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt
For months now, Matthew McConaughey has wandered the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where could the shirt have gone? And does anyone object to its absence?

Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skillz
Disaster seems to strike whenever Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all. Besides into the pants of A.J. Lamas, of course.

The Britney Spears Train Wreck-a-Thon
First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry Kevin Federline and the ensuing divorce. Then the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The umbrella rage incident. The panty-free partying. The rehab. The post-rehab. The propensity for getting naked ... and on and on and on and ...

Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen
Despite being an heir with infinite cash, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis can't seem to stop sweating. Brother Jason Davis, a.k.a. "Gummi Bear," almost looks normal by comparison.

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt "Relationship"
Spencer Pratt and Heidi's new fake boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to at least 20. The obnoxious, obviously conniving Pratt even convinced a girl to marry him. Talk about defining the dumb blonde stereotype. Ugh. Just give us Lauren Conrad.

The Lack of Underwear in Los Angeles, California
Apparently there are no Victoria's Secrets in L.A. That or some fraternity pledge is frequently raiding the underwear drawers of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and company. How else do you explain the deluge of crotch shot and nipple slip photos?

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Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab on the Fourth of July.

And then she got off to a new guy at the Malibu beach party her and her family attended. The new boy toy on the Firecrotch carousel? AJ Lamas.

You Don't Mess with the Lohan

Indeed, the 23-year-old son of actor Lorenzo Lamas is seen here with Lohan. He's also seen drinking some sort of concoction with the Playboy Bunny on the can, something we'll need to ask Hugh Hefner or Holly Madison about when we get the chance.

Lindsay Lohan and AJ Lamas: Lust at first sight.

All we know about Lamas is the following: His father, Lorenzo, is best known for his roles as a falsely accused cop on the hugely popular 90's crime drama Renegade and as firefighter Hector Ramirez on The Bold and The Beautiful.

AJ himself has had a few appearances on the soap opera As the World Turns. He should also be checked for every STD under the sun.

The young actor follows in the possibly syphilis-filled footsteps of Harry Morton, Jude Law, Calum Best and random bell hops everywhere as the latest male to go to bed with Lohan.

We hope Lamas realizes, however, that he needn't risk genital warts just to see Lindsay Lohan nude. The alcoholic actress is currently modeling in the buff for Jill Stuart.

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Rehab, schmeehab.

Even when you've been drinking since about the age of 13, you need to get out there and celebrate your 21st birthday. Right, Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip

The actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.

Guests, casually dressed in summer beach attire, included Lohan's younger brother Dakota, 11, sister Ali Lohan, 13, and former boy toy Calum Best, who munched on chips near the barbeque grill and chatted with a group of friends.

Meanwhile, awful mother Dina Lohan, who recently told People magazine that Lohan would be enrolling in Promises' extended care program, was photographed entering the property carrying what could have been a present for her daughter: a red bag from Cartier.

A bikini-clad Lohan, People reported, stayed indoors, probably guzzling down shots of Jack Daniels.

Outside the house was a patio area with large white candles near the tables, as well as hammocks, a barbeque pit and a volleyball net. Music â€" including Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and a remix of Rihanna's "Umbrella" â€" blared from loudspeakers, catching the attention of several beachgoers as they walked near the party house.

Never one to shy away from attention, Lohan sent her bodyguard Jaz off with five boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza for celebrity gossip photographers camped nearby, announcing that they were from the birthday girl herself, "with love."

We assume this was in hopes of bribing one or more of them to sleep with her.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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