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Photos of Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes of aren't exactly celebrity news.

In fact, it would be more groundbreaking if this promiscuous star actually kept her clothes on throughout the course of an evening.

Kool Chick

Nevertheless, shots of the Firecrotch Queen making love to a stripper's pole like it's AJ Lamas seems noteworthy. Who cares if this is actually just a still image from Lohan's upcoming movie, I Know Who Killed Me? It still fits her reputation.

Meanwhile, recent MySpace news makes us wonder just who Lohan was thinking about as she seduced the camera in this photo.

A supposed friend of the actress has leaked the contents of Lindsay's online account to celebrity gossip sources. And it appears as though there are openly gay notes to DJ pal Samantha Ronson in there.

Under the headline "Lindsay's Lesbian Love Letters!" Lohano allegedly writes, "Babe, if I didn't have you in my life, I should just go die. I want to marry you and have children with you."

In a separate late-night missive excerpted by the New York Daily News, Lindsay says to Ronson: "Go to bed, babe. I love you â€" Lindsay Ronson."

This is no real shocker, really. Lohan ran out of men to conquer a long time ago. Is it really a surprise she should now be included among the girl-on-girl action all-stars?

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The Tony Parker - Eva Longoria wedding extravaganza was perhaps the most notable event of the weekend in terms of pure celebrity news.

But in honor of Saturday's date, 07-07-07, our friends at TMZ created their own seven wonders of the world - and they're too good not to share.

From the walking train wreck that is Britney Spears to Spencer and Heidi's fake relationship to the glory that is Greasy Bear, behold the 7 Wonders of Celebrity Gossip ...

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy
Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole simply decided to ingest food? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny one was pregnant - or eating for a change. Turns out Nicole - ever the trendsetter - is going to be the first mom among the worthless young Hollywood set.

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt
For months now, Matthew McConaughey has wandered the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where could the shirt have gone? And does anyone object to its absence?

Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skillz
Disaster seems to strike whenever Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all. Besides into the pants of A.J. Lamas, of course.

The Britney Spears Train Wreck-a-Thon
First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry Kevin Federline and the ensuing divorce. Then the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The umbrella rage incident. The panty-free partying. The rehab. The post-rehab. The propensity for getting naked ... and on and on and on and ...

Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen
Despite being an heir with infinite cash, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis can't seem to stop sweating. Brother Jason Davis, a.k.a. "Gummi Bear," almost looks normal by comparison.

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt "Relationship"
Spencer Pratt and Heidi's new fake boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to at least 20. The obnoxious, obviously conniving Pratt even convinced a girl to marry him. Talk about defining the dumb blonde stereotype. Ugh. Just give us Lauren Conrad.

The Lack of Underwear in Los Angeles, California
Apparently there are no Victoria's Secrets in L.A. That or some fraternity pledge is frequently raiding the underwear drawers of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and company. How else do you explain the deluge of crotch shot and nipple slip photos?

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Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab on the Fourth of July.

And then she got off to a new guy at the Malibu beach party her and her family attended. The new boy toy on the Firecrotch carousel? AJ Lamas.

You Don't Mess with the Lohan

Indeed, the 23-year-old son of actor Lorenzo Lamas is seen here with Lohan. He's also seen drinking some sort of concoction with the Playboy Bunny on the can, something we'll need to ask Hugh Hefner or Holly Madison about when we get the chance.

Lindsay Lohan and AJ Lamas: Lust at first sight.

All we know about Lamas is the following: His father, Lorenzo, is best known for his roles as a falsely accused cop on the hugely popular 90's crime drama Renegade and as firefighter Hector Ramirez on The Bold and The Beautiful.

AJ himself has had a few appearances on the soap opera As the World Turns. He should also be checked for every STD under the sun.

The young actor follows in the possibly syphilis-filled footsteps of Harry Morton, Jude Law, Calum Best and random bell hops everywhere as the latest male to go to bed with Lohan.

We hope Lamas realizes, however, that he needn't risk genital warts just to see Lindsay Lohan nude. The alcoholic actress is currently modeling in the buff for Jill Stuart.

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Rehab, schmeehab.

Even when you've been drinking since about the age of 13, you need to get out there and celebrate your 21st birthday. Right, Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip

The actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.

Guests, casually dressed in summer beach attire, included Lohan's younger brother Dakota, 11, sister Ali Lohan, 13, and former boy toy Calum Best, who munched on chips near the barbeque grill and chatted with a group of friends.

Meanwhile, awful mother Dina Lohan, who recently told People magazine that Lohan would be enrolling in Promises' extended care program, was photographed entering the property carrying what could have been a present for her daughter: a red bag from Cartier.

A bikini-clad Lohan, People reported, stayed indoors, probably guzzling down shots of Jack Daniels.

Outside the house was a patio area with large white candles near the tables, as well as hammocks, a barbeque pit and a volleyball net. Music â€" including Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and a remix of Rihanna's "Umbrella" â€" blared from loudspeakers, catching the attention of several beachgoers as they walked near the party house.

Never one to shy away from attention, Lohan sent her bodyguard Jaz off with five boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza for celebrity gossip photographers camped nearby, announcing that they were from the birthday girl herself, "with love."

We assume this was in hopes of bribing one or more of them to sleep with her.

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Lindsay Lohan
hasn't always been in rehab.

In fact, she was in nothing but trouble over Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

Which Way to the Prison?

That's when this red-haired wonder crashed her Mercedes into a curb early in the morning.

In a shocking development, reports are now coming in that Lohan was drunker than Britney Spears on a typical Tuesday night.

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology results conclude that Lohan had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her bloodstream when she smashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.

In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk, meaning Lindsay should follow the lead of Paris Hilton into a state-run prison in the near future.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, said: "It's highly inappropriate for me to discuss a pending case."

But it's not for us, as dedicated celebrity news reporters: Throw the book at Lindsay Lohan today.

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Britney Spears covers her large breasts with flowers.

Lindsay Lohan tries to get high off them.

An Absolute Mess

Hey, to each insecure, troubled young star her own.

Seen here during a break from rehab, the daughter of awful mother Dina Lohan is taking a whiff of nature. We can only she's desperate for a high of any kind.

Lohan would settle for a bee flying up her nose at this point. At least that'll give her some action until Rumer Willis can smuggle in some glue or Calum Best man juice.

Meanwhile, Lindsay has to at least be feeling good about the recent San Antonio Spurs NBA championship. She's rockin a Spurs baseball cap atop that drug-riddled head. But will she be invited to the Tony Parker/Eva Longoria wedding next month?

It's unlikely. We hear the couple is already over its salary cap for promiscuous cocaine addicts.

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Lindsay Lohan has been "doing great" since she checked into rehab over Memorial Day weekend.

The source of this news? Her attention-starved, pathetic mother, of course.

Free and Still Troubled

"I talk to her every day," Dina Lohan told People magazine in New York on Monday. "She's going to do Promises' extended care program."

The program Lohan will undergo is designed to help people "make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community." It includes a 12-step program and group therapy, the center's website says.

Dina, the mother that makes Lynne Spears look responsible, also said she and her family will head west for Lindsay's 21st birthday on July 2.

The crazy party that had been planned to celebrate this occasion has since been canceled. This was probably a smart decision, seeing as an alcohol-laden shindig for someone just out of rehab is as smart an idea as a lingerie-sponsored celebration for Brooke Hogan.

Dina Lohan, meanwhile, really sucks. She was also appearing in Nassau County family court as she awaited a hearing in her ongoing dispute over visitation of her children with ex-husband Michael, who was also in court.

"I just want to move on," said Dina, who has an order of protection against Michael. "It takes its toll on myself and the children. It affects all of us."

So does your awful mothering. In our recent poll, in fact, only Britney Spears was considered a worse celebrity mom than you are, Dina.

Maybe you should take some lessons from Elin Nordegren.

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When you enter rehab before being legally allowed to drink, you may have a problem. But could Lindsay Lohan actually be on her way to realizing this?

The screwed up actress actually made a mature decision this week, as she nixed plans for a 21st birthday celebration at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. It was scheduled to take place July 2 and we now assume Lohan will remain at home, sucking down vodka and Calum Best instead.

Lohan Waving

The club, normally closed on Mondays, planned to open specifically to host the party. The public was even gonna to be invited. The Hollywood Gossip editors had dry cleaned our best tuxedos. Alas, we'll be left in our basement, arguing over Lauren Conrad versus Jamie Lynn Spears again.

"We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time," said PURE rep Kate Turner. "Due to the unique circumstances, as of (Monday) afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."

In other words: hurry up and fall off that wagon, Lindsay. Clubs need your business almost as much was Isaiah Washington needs a reality check.

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Granted, The Hollywood Gossip isn't the biggest Lindsay Lohan fan in the world.

But we actually aren't responsible for any of the accusations levied in the headline above.

On the Bed and Waiting

That's how Lee Weaver, a former bodyguard to the Firecrotch queen, described his ex-client. In an interview with British tabloid News of the World, Weaver expressed amazement at Lohan's ways.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood â€" but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," he said. "She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met."

Weaver obviously hadn't met Paul Sculfor during his wilder days.

But he did go into detail of other crazy Lindsay Lohan experiences:

  • She once snorted cocaine for ten straight hours with Nicole Richie.
  • She slashed her wrists with knives, her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet."
  • She enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties â€" and even made a play for Mariah Carey by groping her breasts once.

Could Weaver have made all this up? Do we really feel bad for Lindsay is the second bullet point is true? Yes and yes.

But it's even more of a reason why Dina Lohan sucks as a mother and should focus more on her daughter than her own time in the spotlight.

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Yikes. Vanessa Minnillo may want to supplement her DVD collection with something other than The Departed and reruns of The Sopranos.

The MTV hottie finds herself the center of unwanted attention as disturbing photos have surfaced - pics taken in the early hours of June 16, 2006, in N.Y. City.

The photos show Vanessa Minnillo tugging at the top of Lindsay Lohan and engaging in bizarre and dangerous acts of knife-wielding lunacy.

The pics were taken at 4:50 a.m. in a home in Greenwich Village after a night of partying at NYC club Bungalow 8, and were later "stolen" from Lindsay Lohan's camera.

Much like the pic of Cisco Adler naked "stolen" from Paris Hilton's locker. Only not nearly as disgusting. And a little bit sexy in a twisted way.

Minnillo, who at that point had been dating Nick Lachey for just a few weeks, "got caught up in the moment and thought it would be fun," as a source puts it.

But she's not having fun now. "It was stupid and she regrets it," says the source. "They were only fooling around."

And not the sort of fooling around Calum Best was used to, peeps.

Anyway. Who thought when they woke up this morning, they'd see Vanessa with a knife held to her throat? And Lindsay Lohan holding it!?

These photos are only slightly less disturbing than the Jason Wahler gun pictures that surfaced a few months back... and a lot more unexpected.

Much as we rejoice at the demise of Firecrotch, who's back in rehab now, we never literally wish her or any other star harm. These pics are pretty messed up.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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