The Gossip isn't here to judge. If you wish to refrain from eating for weeks on end, star in your own version of Sex and the City, or sweat alongside a cycling champion, that's your business.

At least the following celebrities seem to understand their places in society. They're role models, whether they wish to be or not. Grow inspired by their hopeful messages ...

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Hey, don't blame Lindsay Lohan for how many guys she's been a mean naughty girl to - it's television's fault. The promiscuous actress claims her attitude to men has been shaped by watching Sex and the City.

Perish this gross thought, readers: The show started when Lindsay was 12. Even then, she was quite the fan.

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Is it comforting or frightening to know the awful apple doesn't fall from the crazy tree? Consider this question as you ponder Lindsay Lohan and her mother.

Reports state that Dina Lohan is developing her own talk show. Dina, who acts as her daughter's manager, has been sued for fraud and is responsible for giving birth to such a sexually deviant prima donna, claims she is the perfect host for a show because people feel comfortable telling her their problems.

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Typically, we'd be in favor of ANYthing that causes Lindsay Lohan to lose sleep and fire off hilarious, self-pitying emails. However, the problem with the news that someone is stalking Lohan is this: it makes the sex-crazed anorexic think she's important. After all, you don't see random celebrities such as Bob Uecker being stalked.

Oh, wait.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan