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Lindsay Lohan passed out and drunk? That's a common sight.

But for all the news about this Firecrotchedy redhead, you don't see Lindsay Lohan nude too often. James Blunt, Jude Law and Calum Best do, of course. But celebrity gossip fans don't get a bare view. Until now. Sort of.

Lindsay Lohan Nude

The rehabbed star is the focus of a new ad campaign for Jill Stuart, a fashion designer that apparently wants to be associated with drunken ho bags. We can only assume Britney Spears will be asked to be the face - and giant boobs - of the next commercial.

But we suppose Stuart could to worse than even Britney as far as celebrity fashion goes.

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The perplexing Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is remaining by pal Lindsay Lohan's side as the troubled star deals with rehab and DUI charges.

"I haven't talked to her, but I wish her the best," Rumer Willis, 18, told People at Thursday's BlackBerry Curve launch party in L.A.

"I think there a lot of people that are supporting her. It's been kind of a crazy week, figuring it out, and figuring out a better way to be."

Rumer and Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI after her Mercedes crashed in Beverly Hills around 5:30 Saturday morning. Police said they found a substance they believed to be cocaine in her car.

Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab on Monday.

Rumer Willis, who has been photographed around L.A. with Lohan, says the struggling actress's age, 20, should be taken into consideration.

"I think it's definitely hard growing up in L.A. with all of the things that you have to deal with, and being so young," Willis said. "I think sometimes people don't realize the amount of pressure that can come."

So she's saying the pressure is so great that a star must often exhibit ridiculous, illegal behavior. Or at least the kind of thing seen in these Rumer Willis photos.

Rumer Willis had nothing to say one way or the other about Calum Best, but she also approves of another important person in Lohan's life.

No, not Dina Lohan. DJ Samantha Ronson, who was photographed last weekend driving an apparently passed out drunk Lohan - and who has also been named by Lohan's father, Michael, as a bad influence.

"She's great, she's a really cool person," Willis said of Ronson. "She doesn't give a crap about what anybody else thinks about her, which I really respect."

Rumer, we recommend you stick to hanging out with Hayden Panettiere. Not only because she's hot, but because she appears to have her head on straight.

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Don't worry, Britney Spears: you'll be happy when you re-enter rehab in a few weeks.

At least that will be the case if you follow the lead of Lindsay Lohan, according to this drunk's pals.

Fill 'Er Up

"She's happy where she is and is just taking time to herself to learn and be okay," stylist friend Nate Newell said. "I've been in touch with her and she likes it."

After a weekend of partying following her DUI citation, Lohan checked into Promises treatment center in Malibu on Memorial Day. Her and Howie Day have probably had a lot of sex there.

"She's so much in the public eye 24 hours a day that she's gotten so caught up," Newell said, making excuses for her skanky friend."I think she surrounds herself with good people generally, but all the pressure that she's around has created this alternate universe in a way and it's hard for her to stay grounded."

The Hollywood Gossip thinks Newell, and anyone who makes these sorts of excuses, is a complete moron. If Lohan wanted to avoid the public eye, she could maybe stay away from Hyde a few nights a week. Or wear underwear.

If Lindsay wants to face actual pressure, try working two jobs to put food on the table for your family. You might embrace the chance to simply make crappy pop albums after that.

Sorry. We know we're merely a celebrity gossip blog, but we believe in taking responsibility for one's own actions. Either that, or blaming your mother for it all.

Especially when that mother is Dina Lohan.

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Just about everyone who wants to has seen Lindsay Lohan nude by this point.

Marilyn Manson included.

Lindsay Exposed

But the shock rocker, also known as Brian Warner, did not get a personal tour of her undercarriage, if you know what we're talking about.

We're talking about the infamous Crotch of Fire.

In a video over on TMZ and AOL, the new man of Evan Rachel Wood broke into a bizarre, philosophical rambling about Lohan's "firecrotch."

"How much would it suck that, forever, you're going to be a 'firecrotch,'" Marilyn Manson mused. "You're gonna have to shave or just roll with it."

Marilyn adds that it's his theory that the drunken mess went blonde for precisely this reason, trying to pull a little "slight of hand."

Clearly he's put a lot of thought into this one. No word on how Brandon Davis, who coined the term in relation to L-squared, feels about it.

Manson also says Lindsay Lohan had "an obsession with changing her clothes in front of me" - adding fuel to the rumors that ex-wife Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage in large part due to Lohan's incessant calls to Manson to "hang out."

Manson says he did not heed said calls, although there were many. But he says he did spend time with Lindsay Lohan on a different occasion. This is getting weirder by the minute.

What's next? We're probably going to hear that he had a sordid threesome with Evan Rachel Wood and Britney Spears after the loon shaved her head.

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 Lindsay Lohan is headed back to rehab.

If she ever awakens from her alcohol-induced slumber, that is.

Fill 'Er Up

After a weekend of cocaine snorting, drunk driving and late-night partying, the Firecrotch queen is going back to Promises rehab center, TMZ reports.

Yesterday, her lawyer, Blair Berk, was seen driving Lohan to the facility that so successfully helped Britney Spears get her life back on track.. Sources tell the celebrity gossup this is "a serious medical treatment program," not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past.

We're sure that's the case. We're also sure that Howie Day - who is back in Promises for another go-around - will be all up on Lindsay the first chance he gets.

We just hope newly crowned Miss Universe, Riyo Mori, takes note of the dangers of celebrity life. Be careful, darling.

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You've got a long way to go, Britney Spears.

You may ignore your kids, laugh in the face of rehab and continue to hit clubs almost every night, but Lindsay Lohan is a true party-goer.

Side Boob Action

Mere days after her arrest for DUI and possible cocaine possession, the disgusting actress went to a Memorial Day pool party on Sunday at Teddy's at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel, where DJ pal Samantha Ronson was spinning.

"She was in a great mood," says a witness, not mentioning whether or not Lindsay was more drugged out than Pete Doherty.

Later that morning, photo agency X17 snapped pictures of Lohan apparently asleep or passed out in the passenger seat of Ronson's car, several "30 Days" sobriety pendants hanging from the rearview mirror.

Those seem as appropriate as a "Virginal Territory" sign hanging over the bed of Holly Madison.

According to the New York Post, Lohan dropped her sunglasses and cigarettes on her way out of Teddy's, then collapsed when she bent to pick them up. A bouncer had to lift her into the car. It was the most action Lohan had seen since Calum Best felt up her large breasts the night before.

Meanwhile, Dina Lohan, feel free to contact The Hollywood Gossip at any time and let us know how this is another example of your daughter being misunderstood. We've blown up the attached photo to underscore that point.

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We can't wait to see how Dina Lohan tells the public how "misunderstood" daughter is for this one:

Lindsay Lohan was arrested and cited for driving under the influence in Los Angeles in the early hours of Saturday morning, say police, who also found a substance tentatively identified as "a usable amount of cocaine" in connection with the accident.

Reportedly, the slutty actress and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 a.m.

After the crash, police say the playmate of Calum Best got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved "something to her upper chest area."

Police said the two other people in her car were not hurt, but did not elaborate on the hilarious irony that Lohan apparently injured here large breasts in the irresponsible incident.

The cops learned of the accident when they received a 911 call at 5:30 a.m. There was also a witness on the scene, but police don't know if the same person called 911. By the time authorities responded, three minutes after the call, Lohan, her companions and the car were gone from the scene.

Lohan was later located by police at the Century City Hospital. Her car was found at a nearby condo complex and towed at 6:30 a.m. Police won't say how they know that the actress was driving, but say they're "confident" that she was. The Hollywood Gossip surmises that maybe there were Firecrotch stains on the driver's seat.

The actress was charged with only a misdemeanor for now.

She stars in the upcoming movie I Know Who Killed Me and was spotted out at the Hollywood hotspot Les Deux - the spot of an alleged Britney Spears/Ryan Phillippe hook-up - before the crash. She arrived around 11:15 p.m. with a group of friends, and was seen dancing and smoking.

Also at the club were singer James Blunt and Paris Hilton, who was recently ordered to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Hilton was charged with a DUI in September 2006.

Lonnie Moore, co-owner of Les Deux, said: "A lot of celebrities come [to the restaurant] for dinner or drinks. Because it is a restaurant, open five nights a week, there is no age limit for our patrons. We welcome Lindsay and her friends whenever they would like to come to Les Deux."

Don't you see, readers? Because the establishment is often open, no way it can ID its patrons. Can you imagine if supermarkets used this logic? First graders would be buying beer left and right.

In the end, though, we thank Lohan. On a slow holiday weekend for celebrity gossip, this piece of news is far more exciting than the tidbit that a nude Eva Mendes needs a drink to film a sex scene.

(Hey, Eva, you can buy that drink at Les Deux. So can your six-year old cousin if he wants.)

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Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to start work on a new album, which she calls "urban pop."

The Hollywood Gossip is getting ready to work on a slew of new insults to lay upon the Firecrotch queen once the awful album is released.

Lindsanity

"We'll start in probably June or July and take four months," Lohan said, speaking either about the CD or the amount of time her and Calum Best plan to pose and preen for the paparazzi

Lindsay, whose last album was 2005's A Little More Personal (Raw), is working on the disc with Maverick Records CEO Guy Oseary.

We're gonna go on a limb and say that the first effort by Blake Lewis will sell a gazillion more copies.

In the meantime, Lohan has been out promoting her movie, Georgia Rule and keeping company with Best â€" not to mention recently topping Maxim magazine's Hot 100 list, to the consternation of those wondering if the publication has ever heard of Eva Longoria or Jessica Biel. Or, heck, even Jennifer Toof.

"It's really flattering," she says of the Maxim title, "but it does get kind of awkward."

Maybe that's because Lindsay knows even Shar Jackson is probably more worthy.

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have more than a few things in common.

To make a few, they both enjoy partying a lot, dominating celebrity gossip blogs, and sleeping with lots and lots and lots and lots of men.

Lohan Looks Back

But it looks like the Crotch of Fire won't be joining the whore-able heiress in the slammer after prosecutors determined Lohan will not face felony grand theft charges over allegations that she walked away with a woman's clothes. [Insert your own punchline]

The district attorney's office said it had insufficient evidence to file charges on May 9, spokeswoman Jane Robison said Thursday.

The case stems from allegations by a woman who alleged that Lohan stole a shirt and other clothing after visiting a woman's apartment while she was away for a few days.

According to the case-rejection notice, a housesitter invited her to the residence and told authorities that she had given Lindsay Lohan some clothing.

The alleged victim, however, provided investigators with photos showing a plaid shirt she claimed Lohan had taken. But a plaid shirt Lohan was wearing reportedly did not match the one in the photos.

THG NOTE: Someone's gotta tell these stars, such as Lindsay and Mary-Kate Olsen, that the whole lumberjack look is not "in" and never was.

"[Lindsay Lohan] can't be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission," Deputy District Attorney Greg Somes wrote.

Well, there you go. Funny as it would be for LL to get locked up, the plus side is that we won't have to talk about Spencer Pratt launching a "Free Lindsay" campaign.

Reps for the Mean Girls star did not immediately return calls. Meanwhile, LL has been spending more quality time with her new British beau, Calum Best.

After they were spotted (along with Lindsay's nipple) on a romantic jaunt to the Bahamas last weekend, the pair hit up the New York restaurant Dos Caminos Wednesday, giggling and being affectionate, sharing guacamole and drinking Diet Coke.

Knowing Lindsay, it was probably spiked with Captain.

Tuesday night, Lohan and her Best man hit the hotspot Stereo to watch her ex, Jamie Burke (now linked to Sienna Miller) perform with his band Bloody Social. After the performance, the three of them hung out in the club.

Still, a Lohan source said the Bahamas trip that it wasn't necessarily the start of something serious with Calum Best.

"They were making out, but I wouldn't call it a relationship," says the pal. "More just hooking up."

Almost as shocking as Britney Spears clubbing after getting out of rehab. Guess you can't teach a 20-year-old dog new tricks.

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Typically, this would involve candle wax, handcuffs and the closest male with a British accent - but the former American Idol champion isn't comparing herself to Calum Best, don't worry.

Instead, Kelly Clarkson is telling people that her record label, RCA, asked her to cover a song by a certain red-haired, loose actress.

Lohan: What a Freakin' Mess

"My label literally sent me a Lindsay Lohan track from her last album and wanted me to record it for my new album," the American Idol winner tells MTV News.

"And while I like Lindsay Lohan, like I'm cool with her and I think she sings the song well ... it's already been on an album. I don't care what pop star it is."

Clarkson says she was offended by the suggestion - and wants people to vote for her as their favorite Idol over Carrie Underwood.

"They were just sending me stuff that was like almost insulting. I'm like, 'You can't even find new songs? You don't want me to write my album but you're sending me hand me downs?' " she tells MTV News. "I ended up writing the entire thing with the people that I write well with."

Sounds like quite the storm brewing. Is this the sort of controversy Blake Lewis, Jordin Sparks or the winner of this year's competition will need to deal with in a few years?

Meanwhile, Kelly's new album was completed in January and My December will hit stores on June 26. Simon Cowell has already bashed it probably.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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