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Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab on the Fourth of July.

And then she got off to a new guy at the Malibu beach party her and her family attended. The new boy toy on the Firecrotch carousel? AJ Lamas.

You Don't Mess with the Lohan

Indeed, the 23-year-old son of actor Lorenzo Lamas is seen here with Lohan. He's also seen drinking some sort of concoction with the Playboy Bunny on the can, something we'll need to ask Hugh Hefner or Holly Madison about when we get the chance.

Lindsay Lohan and AJ Lamas: Lust at first sight.

All we know about Lamas is the following: His father, Lorenzo, is best known for his roles as a falsely accused cop on the hugely popular 90's crime drama Renegade and as firefighter Hector Ramirez on The Bold and The Beautiful.

AJ himself has had a few appearances on the soap opera As the World Turns. He should also be checked for every STD under the sun.

The young actor follows in the possibly syphilis-filled footsteps of Harry Morton, Jude Law, Calum Best and random bell hops everywhere as the latest male to go to bed with Lohan.

We hope Lamas realizes, however, that he needn't risk genital warts just to see Lindsay Lohan nude. The alcoholic actress is currently modeling in the buff for Jill Stuart.

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Rehab, schmeehab.

Even when you've been drinking since about the age of 13, you need to get out there and celebrate your 21st birthday. Right, Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip

The actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.

Guests, casually dressed in summer beach attire, included Lohan's younger brother Dakota, 11, sister Ali Lohan, 13, and former boy toy Calum Best, who munched on chips near the barbeque grill and chatted with a group of friends.

Meanwhile, awful mother Dina Lohan, who recently told People magazine that Lohan would be enrolling in Promises' extended care program, was photographed entering the property carrying what could have been a present for her daughter: a red bag from Cartier.

A bikini-clad Lohan, People reported, stayed indoors, probably guzzling down shots of Jack Daniels.

Outside the house was a patio area with large white candles near the tables, as well as hammocks, a barbeque pit and a volleyball net. Music â€" including Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and a remix of Rihanna's "Umbrella" â€" blared from loudspeakers, catching the attention of several beachgoers as they walked near the party house.

Never one to shy away from attention, Lohan sent her bodyguard Jaz off with five boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza for celebrity gossip photographers camped nearby, announcing that they were from the birthday girl herself, "with love."

We assume this was in hopes of bribing one or more of them to sleep with her.

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Lindsay Lohan
hasn't always been in rehab.

In fact, she was in nothing but trouble over Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

Which Way to the Prison?

That's when this red-haired wonder crashed her Mercedes into a curb early in the morning.

In a shocking development, reports are now coming in that Lohan was drunker than Britney Spears on a typical Tuesday night.

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology results conclude that Lohan had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her bloodstream when she smashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.

In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk, meaning Lindsay should follow the lead of Paris Hilton into a state-run prison in the near future.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, said: "It's highly inappropriate for me to discuss a pending case."

But it's not for us, as dedicated celebrity news reporters: Throw the book at Lindsay Lohan today.

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Britney Spears covers her large breasts with flowers.

Lindsay Lohan tries to get high off them.

An Absolute Mess

Hey, to each insecure, troubled young star her own.

Seen here during a break from rehab, the daughter of awful mother Dina Lohan is taking a whiff of nature. We can only she's desperate for a high of any kind.

Lohan would settle for a bee flying up her nose at this point. At least that'll give her some action until Rumer Willis can smuggle in some glue or Calum Best man juice.

Meanwhile, Lindsay has to at least be feeling good about the recent San Antonio Spurs NBA championship. She's rockin a Spurs baseball cap atop that drug-riddled head. But will she be invited to the Tony Parker/Eva Longoria wedding next month?

It's unlikely. We hear the couple is already over its salary cap for promiscuous cocaine addicts.

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Lindsay Lohan has been "doing great" since she checked into rehab over Memorial Day weekend.

The source of this news? Her attention-starved, pathetic mother, of course.

Free and Still Troubled

"I talk to her every day," Dina Lohan told People magazine in New York on Monday. "She's going to do Promises' extended care program."

The program Lohan will undergo is designed to help people "make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community." It includes a 12-step program and group therapy, the center's website says.

Dina, the mother that makes Lynne Spears look responsible, also said she and her family will head west for Lindsay's 21st birthday on July 2.

The crazy party that had been planned to celebrate this occasion has since been canceled. This was probably a smart decision, seeing as an alcohol-laden shindig for someone just out of rehab is as smart an idea as a lingerie-sponsored celebration for Brooke Hogan.

Dina Lohan, meanwhile, really sucks. She was also appearing in Nassau County family court as she awaited a hearing in her ongoing dispute over visitation of her children with ex-husband Michael, who was also in court.

"I just want to move on," said Dina, who has an order of protection against Michael. "It takes its toll on myself and the children. It affects all of us."

So does your awful mothering. In our recent poll, in fact, only Britney Spears was considered a worse celebrity mom than you are, Dina.

Maybe you should take some lessons from Elin Nordegren.

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When you enter rehab before being legally allowed to drink, you may have a problem. But could Lindsay Lohan actually be on her way to realizing this?

The screwed up actress actually made a mature decision this week, as she nixed plans for a 21st birthday celebration at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. It was scheduled to take place July 2 and we now assume Lohan will remain at home, sucking down vodka and Calum Best instead.

Lohan Waving

The club, normally closed on Mondays, planned to open specifically to host the party. The public was even gonna to be invited. The Hollywood Gossip editors had dry cleaned our best tuxedos. Alas, we'll be left in our basement, arguing over Lauren Conrad versus Jamie Lynn Spears again.

"We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time," said PURE rep Kate Turner. "Due to the unique circumstances, as of (Monday) afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."

In other words: hurry up and fall off that wagon, Lindsay. Clubs need your business almost as much was Isaiah Washington needs a reality check.

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Granted, The Hollywood Gossip isn't the biggest Lindsay Lohan fan in the world.

But we actually aren't responsible for any of the accusations levied in the headline above.

On the Bed and Waiting

That's how Lee Weaver, a former bodyguard to the Firecrotch queen, described his ex-client. In an interview with British tabloid News of the World, Weaver expressed amazement at Lohan's ways.

"I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood â€" but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is," he said. "She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met."

Weaver obviously hadn't met Paul Sculfor during his wilder days.

But he did go into detail of other crazy Lindsay Lohan experiences:

  • She once snorted cocaine for ten straight hours with Nicole Richie.
  • She slashed her wrists with knives, her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet."
  • She enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties â€" and even made a play for Mariah Carey by groping her breasts once.

Could Weaver have made all this up? Do we really feel bad for Lindsay is the second bullet point is true? Yes and yes.

But it's even more of a reason why Dina Lohan sucks as a mother and should focus more on her daughter than her own time in the spotlight.

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Yikes. Vanessa Minnillo may want to supplement her DVD collection with something other than The Departed and reruns of The Sopranos.

The MTV hottie finds herself the center of unwanted attention as disturbing photos have surfaced - pics taken in the early hours of June 16, 2006, in N.Y. City.

The photos show Vanessa Minnillo tugging at the top of Lindsay Lohan and engaging in bizarre and dangerous acts of knife-wielding lunacy.

The pics were taken at 4:50 a.m. in a home in Greenwich Village after a night of partying at NYC club Bungalow 8, and were later "stolen" from Lindsay Lohan's camera.

Much like the pic of Cisco Adler naked "stolen" from Paris Hilton's locker. Only not nearly as disgusting. And a little bit sexy in a twisted way.

Minnillo, who at that point had been dating Nick Lachey for just a few weeks, "got caught up in the moment and thought it would be fun," as a source puts it.

But she's not having fun now. "It was stupid and she regrets it," says the source. "They were only fooling around."

And not the sort of fooling around Calum Best was used to, peeps.

Anyway. Who thought when they woke up this morning, they'd see Vanessa with a knife held to her throat? And Lindsay Lohan holding it!?

These photos are only slightly less disturbing than the Jason Wahler gun pictures that surfaced a few months back... and a lot more unexpected.

Much as we rejoice at the demise of Firecrotch, who's back in rehab now, we never literally wish her or any other star harm. These pics are pretty messed up.

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Lindsay Lohan passed out and drunk? That's a common sight.

But for all the news about this Firecrotchedy redhead, you don't see Lindsay Lohan nude too often. James Blunt, Jude Law and Calum Best do, of course. But celebrity gossip fans don't get a bare view. Until now. Sort of.

Lindsay Lohan Nude

The rehabbed star is the focus of a new ad campaign for Jill Stuart, a fashion designer that apparently wants to be associated with drunken ho bags. We can only assume Britney Spears will be asked to be the face - and giant boobs - of the next commercial.

But we suppose Stuart could to worse than even Britney as far as celebrity fashion goes.

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The perplexing Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is remaining by pal Lindsay Lohan's side as the troubled star deals with rehab and DUI charges.

"I haven't talked to her, but I wish her the best," Rumer Willis, 18, told People at Thursday's BlackBerry Curve launch party in L.A.

"I think there a lot of people that are supporting her. It's been kind of a crazy week, figuring it out, and figuring out a better way to be."

Rumer and Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI after her Mercedes crashed in Beverly Hills around 5:30 Saturday morning. Police said they found a substance they believed to be cocaine in her car.

Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab on Monday.

Rumer Willis, who has been photographed around L.A. with Lohan, says the struggling actress's age, 20, should be taken into consideration.

"I think it's definitely hard growing up in L.A. with all of the things that you have to deal with, and being so young," Willis said. "I think sometimes people don't realize the amount of pressure that can come."

So she's saying the pressure is so great that a star must often exhibit ridiculous, illegal behavior. Or at least the kind of thing seen in these Rumer Willis photos.

Rumer Willis had nothing to say one way or the other about Calum Best, but she also approves of another important person in Lohan's life.

No, not Dina Lohan. DJ Samantha Ronson, who was photographed last weekend driving an apparently passed out drunk Lohan - and who has also been named by Lohan's father, Michael, as a bad influence.

"She's great, she's a really cool person," Willis said of Ronson. "She doesn't give a crap about what anybody else thinks about her, which I really respect."

Rumer, we recommend you stick to hanging out with Hayden Panettiere. Not only because she's hot, but because she appears to have her head on straight.

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