Typically, we'd be in favor of ANYthing that causes Lindsay Lohan to lose sleep and fire off hilarious, self-pitying emails. However, the problem with the news that someone is stalking Lohan is this: it makes the sex-crazed anorexic think she's important. After all, you don't see random celebrities such as Bob Uecker being stalked.

Oh, wait.

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Many things can be said about Lindsay Lohan - and most of them involve her propensity for sucking and/or lack of eating. But the skeletal skank knows how to remain in the news.

With help from her mom, Dina, who knows how long American can go on talking about this desperate diva. The latest from Lohan land? Lindsay has been summoned to be questioned in her mother's court battle over a music deal.

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After being blasted by a movie executive (and not in the horizontal way she's used to), Lindsay Lohan does have one supporter at least: her mom, Dina. The woman responsible for spawning the sludge of the earth said: "there is only so much a child can take." She seemed to be mum on Lindsay, however.

"My daughter is a wonderful child," Dina said to People magazine, saying of the attention paid to what has transpired between Lohan and Robinson: "This is too much."

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Partying, acting and having your every whim and desire waited on by a team of of professional supports can be tiresome. Heck, it can be downright exhausting.

No wonder Lindsay Lohan was therefore hospitalized Wednesday in Los Angeles. The minute was suffering from exhaustion, an epidemic which only seems to plague those in the entertainment world that weigh under 100 pounds. We wonder why that is.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan