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You gotta love PETA.

No matter what else is going on in the celebrity news world, they will always be there to give us material, chastising peeps for wearing fur and leather. It's as reliable as the weekly photo of Britney Spears in no underwear.

The animal rights group's list of 2008's Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha Franklin (the biggest loser, in more ways than one), Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.

Some excerpts from PETA's recent rants about the above criminals ...

Aretha Franklin

How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus."

Eva Longoria
In her trashy furs, Eva Longoria looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce - from her stylist.

FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, it's the cry of the animals snuffed out so she can pose in their pelts. There's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.

THG NOTE: Gross.

THG NOTE #2
: You can't complain about the recent Lindsay Lohan nude photo shoot, can you, PETA? No fur there! Well, except for the crotch of fire.

Kate Moss
Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see with those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs.

THG NOTE #3: Time to follow Lindsay's lead, Kate. Moss hasn't shown us any topless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!

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Because Lindsay Lohan nude images are typically associated with random dudes at a bar and multiple orgasms, Dina Lohan has felt the need to speak up about how classy her daughter's recent bare photo shoot is.

"It was very tastefully done," Dina told People magazine of Lindsay's recreation of Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 photo shoot shot by Bert Stern. "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character.

Lindsay Lohan, Body

So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."

The terrible mother also said her daughter viewed the shoot as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

"Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call," said the attention-starved Dina. "Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked."

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Lindsay Lohan likes it Raw.

Monday Night Raw, that is! (And raw in the sexual sense, now that we think about it.)

Shopping Until She Drops

The mediocre actress and drunk driver, who is making celebrity gossip headlines this week for posing like Marilyn Monroe, was backstage at WWE's premiere weekly event last night, Monday Night Raw. She posed with a pair of grappling superstars:


Of course Lohan took a picture alongside WWE Diva Maria Kanellis. The latter will be posing in Playboy next month, while the former has a penchant for nudity.


Here is Lindsay with former WWE champion John Cena.

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Before we reveal the latest Lindsay Lohan nude photos, a history lesson:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as "The Last Sitting."

These shots are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America's most famous actress. Six weeks after she posed, Marilyn Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose. She was only 36.

Fast forward 46 years and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan as the centerpiece. Why is the publication comparing the Firecrotch Queen to the iconic actress? It's unclear. Each celebrity is known for sleeping around, of course. And each has dabbled in the occasional drug.

Okay, we take it back: Lindsay Lohan is quite similar to Marilyn Monroe. Check out the photo comparison below and follow the jump for more:

Naked Lindsay Lohan

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Reportedly, Patrick Aufdenkamp isn't just a bad influence on kindergarten students learning to spell.

Those close to Lindsay Lohan claim this old friend is endangering her sobriety, often putting the Firecrotch Queen in situations that involve alcohol and drugs.

Packing

TMZ reports that Aufdenkamp is somehow not sleeping with Lohan, but he may be putting the progress she's made in serious jeopardy.

"He has nothing to offer her," a source said, "and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket."

Patrick Aufdenkamp: Weird name, dangerous companion of Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay's rep had no comment on the matter, but Lohan has supposedly been warned numerous times about Patrick Aufdenkamp. But she was probably too busy straddling random Italian dudes to listen.

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Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Glamour. Let's see what this train wreck of a promiscuous celebrity has to say on a number of topics:

On avoiding the temptations of Hollywood:
"I don't think it's just young Hollywood - it's the process of growing up. I've learned the hard way but, all in all, you learn and you grow and you become a stronger person."

Glamour Shot

On meeting three different men in Capri:
"If I'd been with every man I've been linked with I'd probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse - I'm the goody-goody one by comparison. I've had to grow up fast. I've had a lot of responsibility from a young age."

On Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse:
"I think lots of people go through dark times, but it's even harder with everyone watching. It's a lot of pressure and I really feel for them, but I can't compare myself to them. Everyone is their own person and they will overcome it in their own ways."

On misconceptions about her:
"The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I'm not a good person. That makes me sad, because actually I am."

Oops. Our bad, Lindsay!

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Well, maybe not you personally. Unless you've sold Lindsay Lohan drugs, that is.

But Michael Lohan - the Firecrotch Queen's father, who makes Joe Simpson appear relatively sane - is taking the law into his own hands:

Before Getting Hammered

"I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives."

Hear that, Peter Doherty?

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What will Cora Skinner think about this!?

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside, the two young hotties got pretty cozy, sources tell People magazine.

Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out

The pair was spotted "all over each other" at Beatrice Inn and stayed about 30 minutes, then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box.

We're refraining from making obvious jokes about Lohan's promiscuity here. The pair stayed there, along with Brody's pal Frankie Delgado, until 3:30 a.m.

Lindsay Lohan? Say it ain't so, Brody Jenner.

"She likes [Brody Jenner]. It's early, but they are more than friends," a source says of Lindsay Lohan. "He seems to like her back. They're actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around."

On the other hand, Brody recently said that his "new girlfriend" Cora Skinner had already "met the parents" and is "part of the family."

Lauren Conrad had no comment.

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Forget Six Feet Under.

This is an example of two giant boobs under.

Put On Ya Boots

As part of her community service for drunk driving, Lindsay Lohan will spend two, four-hour days inside a morgue. From there, she'll try not to spread any STDs by working in an emergency room.

The idea is to show people the dangers of drinking and driving. Which we think Roger Avary has already done, to tragic consequences.

Lohan reached a plea agreement in August based on charges from two separate DUI incidents, one in May in Beverly Hills and one in July in Santa Monica.

She has sex with many men.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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