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Well, maybe not you personally. Unless you've sold Lindsay Lohan drugs, that is.

But Michael Lohan - the Firecrotch Queen's father, who makes Joe Simpson appear relatively sane - is taking the law into his own hands:

Before Getting Hammered

"I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives."

Hear that, Peter Doherty?

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What will Cora Skinner think about this!?

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside, the two young hotties got pretty cozy, sources tell People magazine.

Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out

The pair was spotted "all over each other" at Beatrice Inn and stayed about 30 minutes, then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box.

We're refraining from making obvious jokes about Lohan's promiscuity here. The pair stayed there, along with Brody's pal Frankie Delgado, until 3:30 a.m.

Lindsay Lohan? Say it ain't so, Brody Jenner.

"She likes [Brody Jenner]. It's early, but they are more than friends," a source says of Lindsay Lohan. "He seems to like her back. They're actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around."

On the other hand, Brody recently said that his "new girlfriend" Cora Skinner had already "met the parents" and is "part of the family."

Lauren Conrad had no comment.

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Forget Six Feet Under.

This is an example of two giant boobs under.

Put On Ya Boots

As part of her community service for drunk driving, Lindsay Lohan will spend two, four-hour days inside a morgue. From there, she'll try not to spread any STDs by working in an emergency room.

The idea is to show people the dangers of drinking and driving. Which we think Roger Avary has already done, to tragic consequences.

Lohan reached a plea agreement in August based on charges from two separate DUI incidents, one in May in Beverly Hills and one in July in Santa Monica.

She has sex with many men.

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Lindsay Lohan has returned to America.

And she's brought her sexual appetite from Italy with her.

Skinny Beeyotch

Having left Alessandro Di Nunzio, Dario Faiella and many others behind overseas, the Firecrotch Queen is now working it in the States. First stop?

The bedroom of Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

"They're talking," a source close to the pair told Perez Hilton, hinting that a great deal of penetration is involved in these supposed talks.

Sources also state that Lindsay and Adrian went out on a romantic date to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night.

"No paparazzi," said the insider of the secret meeting. "Since they're relationship is new, they wanna keep things as private as possible."

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In between sexual conquests of random men in Italy, Lindsay Lohan might wanna place a call to her lawyer.

After all, the woman who was allegedly chased by Lohan during her well-publicized DUI arrest last July claims she's racked up a big shrink bill to recover from the situation.

Tracie Rice has sued Lohan, claiming the actress terrorized her in a wild chase in Santa Monica.

Lindsay Lohan Naked

Put on some clothes, Lindsay Lohan, you've got a lawsuit to fight.

The victim, who called 911 during the pursuit, has filed legal papers alleging she's already spent $3,500 in therapist bills, $400 on a medical doctor and two grand in miscellaneous expenses.

Rice also says she's lost her job as a result of the incident.

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Alessandro Di Nunzio has gone all Riley Giles on us. And thank goodness for that.

The first of Lindsay Lohan's numerous conquests during a slutty passionate week in Italy during the Capri Film Festival, Di Nunzio opened up to News of the World about his meeting Ms. Firecrotch, her seduction of him and her supposedly perfect body.

Skinny Beeyotch

There's little else to comment on, so let's just hear from Alessandro:

"I spotted her in a bar with two friends and she beckoned me to come over," he said. "She introduced herself as Lindsay. It was only at the end of our conversation I suddenly clicked I was talking to Lindsay Lohan. I almost collapsed."

After the film festival somehow gave Lohan an award for her contributions to (awful?) cinema, Di Nunzio said:

"I couldn't believe it when she asked if I could come to the dinner afterwards. I was proud to accompany her... then she invited me to a couple of clubs with her two friends. Despite her recent troubles she was downing alcohol: vodka cranberry and vodka soda."

Now a drunken mess, Lindsay made her move:

"All of a sudden, she pressed up close, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me. It was a strange role-reversal and it took me aback.

But I came to my senses and kissed her. We did nothing but kiss in the club after that. She didn't care who was watching."

The pair then went back to her hotel at 2:30 a.m...

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That stint in rehab was time and money well spent.

Cameras caught Lindsay Lohan taking a swig out of a bottle of what several sources later confirmed was champagne on New Year's Eve in Italy...

Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Photo

Recovering alcoholic Lindsay Lohan relapses ... on tape!

Blair Berk, Lindsay's lawyer, told TMZ: "The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world."

At least LiLo can find comfort in her AA sponsor ... and in sex with Eduardo Costa, or Dario Faiella, and/or Alessandro Di Nunzio. And hey, if she has to go back to rehab, there's always a chance she'll meet Riley Giles 2.0 there!

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We don't want to call Lindsay Lohan a slut, but let's just say that if all women were wiped off the planet except for her, we'd give the human race a pretty good shot at bouncing back. You simply cannot stop this girl from fornicating!

We know, we know, this isn't news. But with these additional photos we found of LiLo during her Italian jaunt, it had to be said. Here's Lindsay Lohan and Eduardo Costa - the elder statesman of the three Italian dudes she got it on with ...

Cracked

Sadly, Eduardo Costa wasn't photographed in the act of sucking face with our girl. That cannot be said for Dario Faiella, the actor Lindsay mauled later in the night!

Lindsay Lohan and Dario Faiella go at it. Hard.

The actress' first stop after arriving on the island of Capri for a film festival was waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio. But clearly he wasn't enough to satisfy Lindsay Lohan's vast cravings for Italian beef... if you know what we mean!

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After Lindsay Lohan's ex, Riley Giles, talked about seeing Lindsay Lohan naked and sold their lovemaking details and pics to the UK's News of the World, Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan, did what any concerned, protective mother would do.

She got on the phone and chewed out Riley Giles' mom.

Failing to Hide

"Dina Lohan insulted her parenting," says a source close to Giles, without noting the irony of that statement (just imagine Britney Spears calling you insane).

Dina Lohan has always been a great role model for Lindsay Lohan.

Riley Giles, 25, met Lindsay Lohan, 21, during her August rehab stint. Yes, Riley was there as well. The upstanding citizen has been arrested at least four times.

Riley and Lindsay broke up late last year, and an insider at the News of the World says the tabloid paid $120,000 for Giles' tales of riding that ass. Among other things, Riley said Lohan is a sex fiend with an addictive personality. Shocking.

Says a Dina pal: "Dina did call Riley's mom." Lindsay's dad, Michael Lohan, said and Lindsay spoke to Giles since the story hit, and "he apologizes."

Lindsay doesn't seem too upset, though, having moved on to a trio of Italian dudes, Alessandro Di Nunzio, Eduardo Costa and Dario Faiella.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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