Lindsay Lohan: Back For Morgue, On Time!
Lindsay Lohan hit up the morgue this morning for community service, and showed up a full 20 minutes early to boot! Just when you thought you'd seen it all!
The troubled star must find the time in between clubbing and posing nude for Playboy to put in 16 hours at the L.A. County Coroner's Office by November 2.
While washing soiled morgue linens and scrubbing toilets isn't exactly fun, she can at least go home to her apartment afterward. In jail? Not so much.
In typical Lohan, she stirred up controversy last week when she showed up late for her first day on the job and was told to beat it by coroner's officials.
Then the next day, she showed up on time ... and tried to have cupcakes delivered for the staff (plus In-N-Out burgers, which are the best). Big no-no.
She later apologized, saying she was simply trying to apologize for being late the day before, but officials were none too pleased by the charade.
Next week, at her progress hearing, Judge Stephanie Sautner will decide whether to yank Lohan's probation and throw her in jail for a long time.
Should she?
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Lindsay Lohan Nude in Playboy: Actually Coming Soon!
Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy.
This is not just a recycled rumor, it's totally on, and a deal that has been in the works for months is set to pay her nearly A MILLION DOLLARS to go nude.
The actress reportedly balked at an initial $750,000 offer to take it all off for the men's magazine because she demanded seven figures. She almost got it.
In Playboy, Lindsay will be covered up only by the stains on her teeth.
Hugh Hefner and Co. came back to LiLo with an offer less than her asking price, but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line and lose the clothes.
No word yet on which issue Lindsay will be featured in, but she will be on the cover for sure - gotta make that investment pay off, are we right Hugh?!
Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy has not made a clear confirmation of it either, but reports say the shoot is on.
According to sources, Playboy began taking Lindsay Lohan photos last week, while she was juggling other duties like ordering cupcakes to the morgue.
Our girl is nothing if not a multi-tasker.
Lindsay Lohan in Playboy sounds ...
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Lindsay Lohan Mug Shots: Vote For the Hottest!
Lindsay Lohan mug shots are a dime a dozen.
Okay, maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but when we can compare four of them and still not even use all of the ones in our celebrity mugshot gallery, you know there's a pattern developing ... and that the girl needs a reality check ASAP.
After Lohan was jailed briefly last week, she was ordered back in court Nov. 2. If the judge decides to yank her probation, the big house (and another booking photo) could come a-callin'. In the meantime, which of the mug shots below is hottest? Vote!
Lindsay Lohan Cuts Ties With Manager, Reality
Lindsay Lohan is looking for a fresh start.
She's cleaning more than soiled linens at the morgue - she's cleaning house, kicking her business manager Lou Taylor to the curb, according to reports.
Taylor, who also manages Britney Spears, "didn't have the time to manage her," according to LiLo's peeps, and she wants someone to put more effort in.
She could start by making their job a little easier. Just saying.
Lookin' good, Lindsay Lohan. Lookin'. Good.
According to sources, LiLo felt her finances (Taylor's responsibility) were starting to slip through the cracks ... her not having much in the way of work can't help.
Whatever the reason, word was getting back to the star that her balances were not being handled in a timely manner, in part because Taylor is based in Tennessee.
Lohan's rep, Steve Honig, says the split was amicable and she and Taylor remain friends. Maybe she can arrange a nice parting gift cupcake delivery ...
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Lindsay Lohan Cupcake Delivery: Denied By Morgue!
Lindsay Lohan can't go a day of work/community service without incident.
Yesterday, the L.A. County Coroner turned away a guy who was about to deliver 36 fancy cupcakes to Lohan and 35 of her closest friends at the morgue.
Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter got wind of Lindsay's move, then went to the front door and turned away the delivery guy from the local bakery.
"It's unacceptable. We're not here to accept food," Winter said, adding there are not even 36 people in Lindsay Lohan's community service program.
The order was placed at Magnolia Bakery by someone Lindsay knows.
Lohan later admitted she was the mystery buyer who ordered 36 gourmet cupcakes (and burgers from In-N-Out) to the L.A. County Morgue Friday.
She said it was simply a gesture to apologize and make good after the previous day when she was turned away after showing up late. Says her rep:
"Lindsay's well-intentioned actions were not taken in the spirit in which she intended; to say she was sorry for yesterday's misunderstanding."
Lindsay Lohan: In the Morgue, Seeing Dead Folks
Lindsay Lohan dressed like a ghost in court the other day.
Oddly fitting, given that she'll be doing community service at the morgue.
The troubled star won't be touching any dead bodies while putting in her time at the L.A. County morgue ... but staring them in the face is par for the course.
Lindsay Lohan: Dressing in character for her stint at the morgue?
Lindsay is on sheet-washing duty and covered her mouth in horror when she first laid eyes on a not-living human and his/her blood and fluid stained linens.
According to reports, she saw the dead body in the morgue and was "shocked." Lohan has since moved on to toilet duty, a separate part of her duties there.
Despite that rude awakening, she is said to be good spirits, talking to other people in her group and maintaining a positive attitude. Make this is for the best.
Lindsay has been ordered to complete 16 hours in the morgue a week until her November 2 hearing. Yesterday, she was turned away after showing up late.
She may face real jail time at that hearing. Should she get it?
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Dina Lohan Looks to Sell Out Lindsay in Memoir
Apparently Dina Lohan sucks even worse than originally believed.
It's not like we had a strong opinion of her to begin with, but the fact that Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's secrets - blowing the lid off of LiLo's alleged drug and alcohol use in a new memoir - is reprehensible.
Lindsay has been a colossal mess and we will continue to call her out for it, but Dina's actions explain a lot, and actually make her daughter look sympathetic.
As Lindsay walks to court in a full-body condom, leech Dina lurks behind.
As recently as last week, with Lindsay looking down the barrel of another jail sentence, Dina Lohan's been hawking her lame memoir around town.
"I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound life of partying excessively," says an excerpt, according to TMZ. "Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay's way of daily living."
"It just tore me up inside."
We'd like to tear her a new one after reading this drivel.
Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late to Morgue; Officials Tell Train Wreck to Get Lost
Un. Believable. Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue this morning after showing up late for community service. Way to go, girl!
The star, who was briefly cuffed and jailed yesterday, was supposed to be there at 8 a.m. At 7:40, her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes.
When did she roll up in her $80,000 Porsche? Not until 8:40.
Linds in court for the 29,391st time yesterday.
Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by media waiting for her arrival."
Always excuses with LiLo, and Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter thinks this story has more cracks than Lindsay's teeth, since she's been there before.
Winter just told reporters there's NO WAY Lindsay was confused about anything, given that his office provided step-by-step directions on where to go.
More likely, she was strung out on meth ... KIDDING. Well, probably. You never know.
Michael Lohan to Lindsay: Lay Off the Crack and Meth!!
Michael Lohan is concerned about his daughter, and for good reason.
Not only is she constantly in legal trouble, having been thrown in jail for the 14,384th time yesterday ... but have you seen Lindsay Lohan's teeth?
“She’s an addict, she doesn’t care and she’s in denial,” her dad said. “I want her in treatment for a year. Otherwise nothing is going to change in her life."
Mike thinks Lindsay's on crack or meth, and if she doesn't get her act together, she won't be visiting the morgue for community service, but permanently.
This explains a lot.
On Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN Wednesday, Michael Lohan - no stranger to legal problems himself, which tells you something - said the following:
“The [issue with her teeth], that's from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”
Linds reportedly had emergency dental surgery to fix her rotting teeth last week, amid concerns sparked when she walked a red carpet with a dented ass grill.
“[Prescription medication] would affect all your teeth, not just the front," the elder Lohan adds. "You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
Whatever you say, MiLo. Whatever you say.
Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot, Take Five: Me So Pouty!
Yesterday was not Lindsay Lohan's best day ... aesthetically or legally.
After showing up for court with her makeup applied haphazardly and dressed like a ghost for reasons unknown, she was briefly jailed for violating probation before posting $100,000 bail ... standard operating procedure for LiLo.
Before her release, she joined our celebrity mug shots gallery again:
Most mugshots don't tell you a whole lot about the person, but if your impression was that Lindsay is a whiny, pouty brat ... this isn't gonna dissuade you.
She'll be back in court for a full hearing Nov. 2, at which point Judge Stephanie Sautner could reinstate her probation, or send her to jail for a long ass time.
Short story: Linds is on probation in her necklace heist case, but is a Class A f*%k-up who cannot even do community service without getting kicked out.
She was handcuffed and thrown in jail yesterday mostly to send a message. If she can't convince the judge Nov. 2 that she has it together, watch out.
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