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Lindsay Lohan was just released from rehab.

But that's far from the most exciting news we have concerning this alcoholic firecrotch: a celebrity news source is claiming that Lohan may soon be facing Antonella Barba-like problems.

Fornaria Babe

The editors at CelebSlam say they have an IM conversation with Lindsay, during which the coke head worries about naked pictures that may soon be released to the public.

Yes, you read that correctly: Lindsay Lohan nude pics may soon be as prominent on the Web as Lindsay Lohan drunk pics.

In the online chat, Lohan says a hacker "broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures [Calum Best] took from me naked." Also, Lindsay says her lawyers have been contacted, while Page Six talked to her rep, who says, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it."

Fresh from rehab, Lindsay Lohan parties in Vegas. But will fans soon be partying as a result of new Lindsay Lohan nude photos?

We wonder how rumored new boy toy, AJ Lamas, is reacting to this development. Of course, we also wonder how his private parts are reacting to actually having had sex with Lindsay. In an itchy, burning manner, we're guessing.

If such lewd pics are released, it would set off a frenzy almost as crazed as if Britney Spears nude photos were ever leaked to the public. After all, we see a lot of both Lindsay and Brit half-naked and exposing their crotches.

But, unlike Tila Tequila, we are yet to see either completely in the buff. We'll let you know if this soon changes.

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Lindsay Lohan's gal pal, Samantha Ronson, has blind-sided two popular celebrity gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit late last week.

According to the New York Daily News, Ronson struck back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lindsay Lohan's car was actually hers.

Old Lohan

The rumors began after the now infamous fender bender that landed the Mean Girls actress in rehab.

Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs under the name Perez Hilton.

In June, Perez Hilton repeated the cocaine claim that first appeared on Celebrity Babylon, a Web site operated by Sunset Photo.

That site first claimed that Samantha Ronson, a budding celebrity disc jockey in her own right, was "making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lindsay Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted."

The story about Ronson, a poor gal's DJ AM, continues:

"If that wasn't shocking enough, sources say that it was Samantha Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay Lohan's car."

Although the suit was filed in L.A. Superior Court Thursday, Ishkanian said she wasn't aware of it. She also did not say anything about the rumored Lindsay Lohan nude pics.

"This is the first I'm hearing about it," she said yesterday. "I have no comment."

Perez Hilton could not immediately be contacted, as he was probably too busy doodling on celebrity photos he neglected to pay royalties for.

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Photos of Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes of aren't exactly celebrity news.

In fact, it would be more groundbreaking if this promiscuous star actually kept her clothes on throughout the course of an evening.

Kool Chick

Nevertheless, shots of the Firecrotch Queen making love to a stripper's pole like it's AJ Lamas seems noteworthy. Who cares if this is actually just a still image from Lohan's upcoming movie, I Know Who Killed Me? It still fits her reputation.

Meanwhile, recent MySpace news makes us wonder just who Lohan was thinking about as she seduced the camera in this photo.

A supposed friend of the actress has leaked the contents of Lindsay's online account to celebrity gossip sources. And it appears as though there are openly gay notes to DJ pal Samantha Ronson in there.

Under the headline "Lindsay's Lesbian Love Letters!" Lohano allegedly writes, "Babe, if I didn't have you in my life, I should just go die. I want to marry you and have children with you."

In a separate late-night missive excerpted by the New York Daily News, Lindsay says to Ronson: "Go to bed, babe. I love you â€" Lindsay Ronson."

This is no real shocker, really. Lohan ran out of men to conquer a long time ago. Is it really a surprise she should now be included among the girl-on-girl action all-stars?

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The Tony Parker - Eva Longoria wedding extravaganza was perhaps the most notable event of the weekend in terms of pure celebrity news.

But in honor of Saturday's date, 07-07-07, our friends at TMZ created their own seven wonders of the world - and they're too good not to share.

From the walking train wreck that is Britney Spears to Spencer and Heidi's fake relationship to the glory that is Greasy Bear, behold the 7 Wonders of Celebrity Gossip ...

Nicole Richie's Pregnancy
Was it a pregnancy bump, or had Nicole simply decided to ingest food? For weeks, rumors swirled about whether or not the skinny one was pregnant - or eating for a change. Turns out Nicole - ever the trendsetter - is going to be the first mom among the worthless young Hollywood set.

Matthew McConaughey's Missing Shirt
For months now, Matthew McConaughey has wandered the world, playing his bongos and collecting sexy accolades sans shirt. Where could the shirt have gone? And does anyone object to its absence?

Lindsay Lohan's Driving Skillz
Disaster seems to strike whenever Lindsay Lohan is behind the wheel. It's a wonder the girl ever gets anywhere at all. Besides into the pants of A.J. Lamas, of course.

The Britney Spears Train Wreck-a-Thon
First there was the quickie Jason Alexander wedding. Then came the decision to marry Kevin Federline and the ensuing divorce. Then the partying with Paris. The head-shaving debacle. The umbrella rage incident. The panty-free partying. The rehab. The post-rehab. The propensity for getting naked ... and on and on and on and ...

Brandon Davis' Oily Sheen
Despite being an heir with infinite cash, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis can't seem to stop sweating. Brother Jason Davis, a.k.a. "Gummi Bear," almost looks normal by comparison.

The Heidi Montag - Spencer Pratt "Relationship"
Spencer Pratt and Heidi's new fake boobs have managed to stretch their 15 minutes of fame to at least 20. The obnoxious, obviously conniving Pratt even convinced a girl to marry him. Talk about defining the dumb blonde stereotype. Ugh. Just give us Lauren Conrad.

The Lack of Underwear in Los Angeles, California
Apparently there are no Victoria's Secrets in L.A. That or some fraternity pledge is frequently raiding the underwear drawers of Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and company. How else do you explain the deluge of crotch shot and nipple slip photos?

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Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab on the Fourth of July.

And then she got off to a new guy at the Malibu beach party her and her family attended. The new boy toy on the Firecrotch carousel? AJ Lamas.

You Don't Mess with the Lohan

Indeed, the 23-year-old son of actor Lorenzo Lamas is seen here with Lohan. He's also seen drinking some sort of concoction with the Playboy Bunny on the can, something we'll need to ask Hugh Hefner or Holly Madison about when we get the chance.

Lindsay Lohan and AJ Lamas: Lust at first sight.

All we know about Lamas is the following: His father, Lorenzo, is best known for his roles as a falsely accused cop on the hugely popular 90's crime drama Renegade and as firefighter Hector Ramirez on The Bold and The Beautiful.

AJ himself has had a few appearances on the soap opera As the World Turns. He should also be checked for every STD under the sun.

The young actor follows in the possibly syphilis-filled footsteps of Harry Morton, Jude Law, Calum Best and random bell hops everywhere as the latest male to go to bed with Lohan.

We hope Lamas realizes, however, that he needn't risk genital warts just to see Lindsay Lohan nude. The alcoholic actress is currently modeling in the buff for Jill Stuart.

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Rehab, schmeehab.

Even when you've been drinking since about the age of 13, you need to get out there and celebrate your 21st birthday. Right, Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip

The actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.

Guests, casually dressed in summer beach attire, included Lohan's younger brother Dakota, 11, sister Ali Lohan, 13, and former boy toy Calum Best, who munched on chips near the barbeque grill and chatted with a group of friends.

Meanwhile, awful mother Dina Lohan, who recently told People magazine that Lohan would be enrolling in Promises' extended care program, was photographed entering the property carrying what could have been a present for her daughter: a red bag from Cartier.

A bikini-clad Lohan, People reported, stayed indoors, probably guzzling down shots of Jack Daniels.

Outside the house was a patio area with large white candles near the tables, as well as hammocks, a barbeque pit and a volleyball net. Music â€" including Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and a remix of Rihanna's "Umbrella" â€" blared from loudspeakers, catching the attention of several beachgoers as they walked near the party house.

Never one to shy away from attention, Lohan sent her bodyguard Jaz off with five boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza for celebrity gossip photographers camped nearby, announcing that they were from the birthday girl herself, "with love."

We assume this was in hopes of bribing one or more of them to sleep with her.

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Lindsay Lohan
hasn't always been in rehab.

In fact, she was in nothing but trouble over Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.

Which Way to the Prison?

That's when this red-haired wonder crashed her Mercedes into a curb early in the morning.

In a shocking development, reports are now coming in that Lohan was drunker than Britney Spears on a typical Tuesday night.

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology results conclude that Lohan had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of cocaine in her bloodstream when she smashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.

In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk, meaning Lindsay should follow the lead of Paris Hilton into a state-run prison in the near future.

Police tell TMZ Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident. After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, said: "It's highly inappropriate for me to discuss a pending case."

But it's not for us, as dedicated celebrity news reporters: Throw the book at Lindsay Lohan today.

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Britney Spears covers her large breasts with flowers.

Lindsay Lohan tries to get high off them.

An Absolute Mess

Hey, to each insecure, troubled young star her own.

Seen here during a break from rehab, the daughter of awful mother Dina Lohan is taking a whiff of nature. We can only she's desperate for a high of any kind.

Lohan would settle for a bee flying up her nose at this point. At least that'll give her some action until Rumer Willis can smuggle in some glue or Calum Best man juice.

Meanwhile, Lindsay has to at least be feeling good about the recent San Antonio Spurs NBA championship. She's rockin a Spurs baseball cap atop that drug-riddled head. But will she be invited to the Tony Parker/Eva Longoria wedding next month?

It's unlikely. We hear the couple is already over its salary cap for promiscuous cocaine addicts.

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Lindsay Lohan has been "doing great" since she checked into rehab over Memorial Day weekend.

The source of this news? Her attention-starved, pathetic mother, of course.

Free and Still Troubled

"I talk to her every day," Dina Lohan told People magazine in New York on Monday. "She's going to do Promises' extended care program."

The program Lohan will undergo is designed to help people "make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community." It includes a 12-step program and group therapy, the center's website says.

Dina, the mother that makes Lynne Spears look responsible, also said she and her family will head west for Lindsay's 21st birthday on July 2.

The crazy party that had been planned to celebrate this occasion has since been canceled. This was probably a smart decision, seeing as an alcohol-laden shindig for someone just out of rehab is as smart an idea as a lingerie-sponsored celebration for Brooke Hogan.

Dina Lohan, meanwhile, really sucks. She was also appearing in Nassau County family court as she awaited a hearing in her ongoing dispute over visitation of her children with ex-husband Michael, who was also in court.

"I just want to move on," said Dina, who has an order of protection against Michael. "It takes its toll on myself and the children. It affects all of us."

So does your awful mothering. In our recent poll, in fact, only Britney Spears was considered a worse celebrity mom than you are, Dina.

Maybe you should take some lessons from Elin Nordegren.

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When you enter rehab before being legally allowed to drink, you may have a problem. But could Lindsay Lohan actually be on her way to realizing this?

The screwed up actress actually made a mature decision this week, as she nixed plans for a 21st birthday celebration at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. It was scheduled to take place July 2 and we now assume Lohan will remain at home, sucking down vodka and Calum Best instead.

Lohan Waving

The club, normally closed on Mondays, planned to open specifically to host the party. The public was even gonna to be invited. The Hollywood Gossip editors had dry cleaned our best tuxedos. Alas, we'll be left in our basement, arguing over Lauren Conrad versus Jamie Lynn Spears again.

"We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time," said PURE rep Kate Turner. "Due to the unique circumstances, as of (Monday) afternoon Lindsay's birthday party at PURE Nightclub has been canceled. We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future."

In other words: hurry up and fall off that wagon, Lindsay. Clubs need your business almost as much was Isaiah Washington needs a reality check.

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