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It was only a matter of time before rumors of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape popped up.

Now, in the wake of Kristin Davis naked pictures and Audrina Patridge nude photos, it makes sense that news about the Firecrotch Queen caught on tape would surface.

Lindsay Lohan on a Red Carpet

According to various celebrity gossip sources, the following is an image of Lindsay going all Antonella Barba on ex-boyfriend Calum Best.

Reportedly, he filmed the elicit act himself with a camera phone.

If true, Calum would undoubtedly be living up to his surname...

If you tilt your head, squint your eyes and take a few shots, this does look like Lindsay Lohan working hard at the only job she's ever held down. Many, many times.

Do you think this is an image from a Lindsay Lohan sex tape?

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Yesterday, we brought you a photo of a possibly pregnant Lindsay Lohan... who is probably just eating more protein than in her waifish, heroin-abusing days.

But you never know. Somewhere, Dario Faiella is sweating, reading celebrity news around the clock and compulsively hitting refresh on his Internet browser.

Then there's Britney Spears. Like Lindsay, she's probably just wearing tight clothes and pounding In-N-Out cheeseburgers, not having feverish, unprotected sex.

But you never know. She's already cranked out two l'il mistakes, and with Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, maybe Britney wants another one to get attention.

Anyway, here's a photo breakdown of two of our absolute favorite, possibly pregnant, train wreck celebrities. Who looks hotter - and more knocked up - to you?

OMG, celebrity gossip readers ... both these celebrities are drinking water! Another sign that either Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears is pregnant ... or working out.

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And you thought possible Amanda Overmyer nude pictures were a juicy rumor! Consider the Lindsay Lohan photo below:

Clear the Freaking Road

Is that a - gulp! - baby bump?!? Might Lohan have caught the same celebrity pregnancy bug that has bitten Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry and so many others?

And, if so, who might the father be? The pulse rates of half a million men around the world just quickened.

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Granted, this spoiled, skanky red head never went away in the eyes of celebrity gossip tabloids. We've covered every last inch of Lindsay Lohan's recent traffic accidents, rehab stints and Italian boyfriends for a night.

But the actress/singer tells People magazine that she's now focused on her career.

White Powder

"My life was distracted by certain things and that got in the way of work," Lohan said, apparently not counting. "But now I'm back on track and figuring out what's next.

And, aside from some random dude she meets at a bar tonight, what is next for Lindsay? She's starring in the comedy Ye Olde Times with Jack Black and David Arquette. Plus, there's another absolutely dreadful album in the works.

"I'm recording right now [with] Motown and being in the studio again has been really great," she said of her "dance, hip-hop and R&B album," adding, "It's all coming together."

As we reported yesterday, the reality show starring Ali Lohan and Dina Lohan, Living Lohan, is also coming together. It's gonna be a long summer.

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Yesterday, we published an interview with Ali Lohan that quoted her as saying she wants to follow in the celebrity-clad footsteps of older sister Lindsay.

In that case, Ali, prepare to be so desperate for attention that you pose for any magazine that calls. Such as one called Paper.

Paper Magazine

Previewing its article about Lindsay Lohan, Paper holds nothing back in its scathing critique of the Firecrotch Queen:

"After a few well-publicized bumps in the road and a wild girlhood spent under scrutiny, Lindsay Lohan emerges strong, ready to work and without regrets. Girl, you're a woman now."

Now that's what we call investigative, hard-nosed journalism!

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The Hollywood Gossip staff gives Ali Lohan seven months until her first DUI. Maybe a year until her first threesome.

With the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan making it no secret that she's addicted to fame and fortune in a recent interview with Teen Vogue, the future is far from bright for this hopeful celebrity.

Rocker Chick Look

Here's a recap her Ali's interview with the magazine:

On her new reality TV show: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

On her role model big sister: "I grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you… it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have."

Ali Lohan, seen here with her role model of a sister, can't wait to make entertainment news headlines.

On how she really wants to become an actress, singer and fashion designer: "Really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

Hooray! Soon enough, STD tests and horrific movie reviews for your work will also be happening, Ali.

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Dina Lohan has called them "tasteful."

Michael Lohan referred to the experience as "an amazing thing."

So, how does Lindsay Lohan feel about her recent naked pictorial, shot to recreate a famous Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in 1962?

"She is very happy with the photos... because they are art," the 21-year-old star's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said.

Lindsay or Marilyn?

As AJ Lamas, Harry Morton, Riley Giles, Criss Angel, Jude Law, Stavros Niarchos and every guy in Italy can attest to, Lindsay Lohan naked is a sight to behold.

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Everyone has an opinion on Lindsay Lohan nude pictures!

Yesterday, celebrity gossip monger Dina Lohan referred to the photo spread of her daughter emulating Marilyn Monroe as "tasteful." We actually agree with the awful mother for once.

Shopping Maniac

Now, loony father Michael Lohan is saying he approves of the pics, but won't ever look at them. Why not, Michael?

"I'm not going to look at the photos â€" that's my daughter!" he told Us Weekly.

Still, the former jail bird says his little girl make the right decision to pose for the shoot.

"Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career," he said. "It's her decision. The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe's pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that's an amazing thing."

In the end, Michael just doesn't want his daughter to die prematurely: "I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny."

We probably agree with that sentiment. But can't say the same for the newly released Gene Simmons sex tape. That thing needs to be buried.

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You gotta love PETA.

No matter what else is going on in the celebrity news world, they will always be there to give us material, chastising peeps for wearing fur and leather. It's as reliable as the weekly photo of Britney Spears in no underwear.

The animal rights group's list of 2008's Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha Franklin (the biggest loser, in more ways than one), Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.

Some excerpts from PETA's recent rants about the above criminals ...

Aretha Franklin

How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus."

Eva Longoria
In her trashy furs, Eva Longoria looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce - from her stylist.

FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, it's the cry of the animals snuffed out so she can pose in their pelts. There's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.

THG NOTE: Gross.

THG NOTE #2
: You can't complain about the recent Lindsay Lohan nude photo shoot, can you, PETA? No fur there! Well, except for the crotch of fire.

Kate Moss
Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see with those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs.

THG NOTE #3: Time to follow Lindsay's lead, Kate. Moss hasn't shown us any topless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!

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Because Lindsay Lohan nude images are typically associated with random dudes at a bar and multiple orgasms, Dina Lohan has felt the need to speak up about how classy her daughter's recent bare photo shoot is.

"It was very tastefully done," Dina told People magazine of Lindsay's recreation of Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 photo shoot shot by Bert Stern. "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character.

Lindsay Lohan, Body

So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."

The terrible mother also said her daughter viewed the shoot as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

"Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call," said the attention-starved Dina. "Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked."

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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