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Cue the violins for Michael Lohan.

A sorrowful voice mail left by the ex-convict to daughter Lindsay Lohan has hit the Web. In the audio clip, Michael apologizes to his daughter for constantly talking to the press about her life. His bad!

Here are excerpts from the message:

I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around... Honey, I'm sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.

Michael Lohan loves attention more than his family.

One of the reasons why I got so concerned is because we used to talk all the time. We were always texting, and then the texting was sporadic. You weren't returning phone calls, so I was concerned.

Look, I love you, honey. Please, please don't do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me [with the exception of this voice mail, which I leaked to make me look sympathetic]. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word...

Will Lindsay take Michael up on his word? Do you even care if she does? And what does possibly illegitimate daughter Ashley Kaufmann think of all this?

We'll have more on As the Lohans Turn when news breaks!

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Ashley Kaufmann, your worst nightmare might soon come true.

Celebrity gossip tabloid In Touch Weekly has published the first pictures of the 13-year-old girl who may be the spawn of Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael.

Ashley's mother, Kristi Kaufmann, has made just such a claim.

Is Ashley Kaufmann the half-sister of - gulp! - Lindsay Lohan?

At first, Michael Lohan admitted it. Now, he denies it. The ex-convict has submitted his DNA for a paternity test and has said that if Ashley is his, he' ll accept responsibility.

"I've seen pictures and, to tell the truth, there are similarities with Linds," Michael said.

There are? Really? We don't see cocaine residue anywhere on Ashley Kaufman, nor is she carrying around a bedpost on which she can carve a new notch every night.

We'll keep you updated on this story as news breaks.

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With Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears baby news dominating the celebrity gossip world, our staff has learned much from its favorite stars.

Below, Miley, Jamie Lynn, Charlie Sheen, R. Kelly and other celebrities aim to inspire celebrity news readers in the form of motivational posters! You know, the ones promoting "teamwork" or telling you to "hang in there" in offices or dorm rooms?

Lindsay and Dina Picture

Heed their wisdom and consider yourselves motivated ...

Follow the jump for more inspirational messages from celebrities ...

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Typically, Lindsay Lohan wants the nearest guy in the room to drop his pants for reasons we don't feel comfortable explaining now.

Children may be reading this, after all.

But now the promiscuous actress is spreading the love: she wants everyone to drop his/her pants... off at a TRAID center. This is an organization that recycles clothing and textiles to fight poverty and help the environment.

Follow the lead of Lindsay Lohan nude: ditch your clothing, people.

Lohan is the new spokeswoman for Visa Swap, the Great Britain-based campaign, which encourages individuals to drop off their old clothes and exchange them for points on a Visa credit card.

It's a nice step up for Lindsay, who used to encourage boys to exchange their clothes for STD testing appointments.

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Just what is the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson based on?

"Lindsay just feels safe with her," a friend, Cory Kennedy, told People Magazine. "I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay's in. It's a trust thing."

Are these two just friends? Or has Samantha Ronson seen Lindsay Lohan nude?

Added DJ Steve Aoki, a close friend of both Lohan and Ronson:

"[Samantha] truly is a friend to her. She's a very positive influence... [Lindsay] sees that and sees a genuine, good friendship."

Conversely, Dina Lohan sees that and wonders how she can plant herself in the spotlight as a result.

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Lindsay Lohan is best known for having tons of sex with a stream of guys.

Sarah Jessica Parker is best known for starring in an HBO series based around having tons of sex with a stream of guys.

Smiles For Now

But these two celebrities have something else in common, as well: fashion taste. They each have worn the following Nina Ricci gown in the past year.

Who looks better in it?

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If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are afraid to go public with their relationship, an expert on cooked up, same-sex romance has some advice for the rumored couple:

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," Tila Tequila said at the MTV Movie Awards last night. "Just go all out with it! If you're going to do something, do it all out."

Train Wreck City

Look, Lindsay and Samantha, if you don't follow the wisdom of a reality TY star who says her ideal mate is "someone who can help me carry my purse and my lip gloss," then who are you gonna listen to?

When Lindsay Lohan is through with Samantha Ronson, maybe she should give Tila Tequila a call.

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Because we enjoy testing the celebrity gossip knowledge of our readers, we were gonna make this into a pop quiz, asking:

Which drug-addicted, promiscuous red head was caught making out with her rumored lesbian lover of a DJ in Cannes last night?

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo

But then we realized the answer might be too obvious. Therefore, we'll simply report the story that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted locking lips during a party aboard Diddy's yacht last night.

The Daily Mail has posted photos of the supposed couple, locked in a loving embrace:

We can't say for sure what happened after this moment between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, but the Firecrotch Queen looks rather excited to be leading Ronson away from the party afterwards, doesn't she?

Wonder where they are going...

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We always knew Ryan Seacrest was less than sane. How else to defend his suppose love of Paula Abdul?

Now, based on his recent reaction to the forthcoming hip-hop album from Lindsay Lohan, it's apparent Seacrest is even nuttier than the aforementioned American Idol judge.

"I've heard some of it, I like what I've heard so far," Seacrest told People backstage at KIIS-FM's annual Wango Tango concert in Irvine, Calif., on Saturday, where Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers performed.

Lindsay Lohan is coming out with a hip-hop album. God help us.

Seacrest added that the Firecrotch Queen is "taking it very seriously. She's working really hard. She's working with great producers."

For some reason, Ryan failed to add the punchline to that statement, so we'll do it for him: "In bed!"

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For someone who spends as much time naked as Lindsay Lohan, you wouldn't think she'd need to steal clothing from multiple young women.

Yet in the wake of Coat-Gate, another enemy of Firecrotch has come out of the woodwork, accusing the waifish actress of bogarting her stuff.

Ho, Ho, Ho-Han

The same week that a Columbia University student, Masha Markova, insisted Lohan swiped a $11,000 blond mink coat from her in N.Y.C. earlier this year, Lauren Hastings has come out with similar allegations.

The model recently linked to Shia LaBeouf says Lindsay stole thousands of dollars worth of items from her closet, Inside Edition reports.

Lauren Hastings and Masha Markova both say Lindsay Lohan stole from them. At least she doesn't discriminate - much like her attitude towards sex.

"Basically, I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty," Hastings said, claiming her clothes vanished during an unauthorized late-night party.

Citing five separate witnesses, Lauren Hastings, 23, alleges that there is evidence, saying that "They all said they saw Lindsay Lohan, basically in my closet, handing a bag full of clothes to her bodyguard."

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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