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The Hollywood Gossip staff gives Ali Lohan seven months until her first DUI. Maybe a year until her first threesome.

With the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan making it no secret that she's addicted to fame and fortune in a recent interview with Teen Vogue, the future is far from bright for this hopeful celebrity.

Rocker Chick Look

Here's a recap her Ali's interview with the magazine:

On her new reality TV show: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."

On her role model big sister: "I grew up watching Lindsay and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you… it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have."

Ali Lohan, seen here with her role model of a sister, can't wait to make entertainment news headlines.

On how she really wants to become an actress, singer and fashion designer: "Really bad, so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."

Hooray! Soon enough, STD tests and horrific movie reviews for your work will also be happening, Ali.

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Dina Lohan has called them "tasteful."

Michael Lohan referred to the experience as "an amazing thing."

So, how does Lindsay Lohan feel about her recent naked pictorial, shot to recreate a famous Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in 1962?

"She is very happy with the photos... because they are art," the 21-year-old star's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said.

Lindsay or Marilyn?

As AJ Lamas, Harry Morton, Riley Giles, Criss Angel, Jude Law, Stavros Niarchos and every guy in Italy can attest to, Lindsay Lohan naked is a sight to behold.

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Everyone has an opinion on Lindsay Lohan nude pictures!

Yesterday, celebrity gossip monger Dina Lohan referred to the photo spread of her daughter emulating Marilyn Monroe as "tasteful." We actually agree with the awful mother for once.

Shopping Maniac

Now, loony father Michael Lohan is saying he approves of the pics, but won't ever look at them. Why not, Michael?

"I'm not going to look at the photos â€" that's my daughter!" he told Us Weekly.

Still, the former jail bird says his little girl make the right decision to pose for the shoot.

"Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career," he said. "It's her decision. The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe's pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that's an amazing thing."

In the end, Michael just doesn't want his daughter to die prematurely: "I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny."

We probably agree with that sentiment. But can't say the same for the newly released Gene Simmons sex tape. That thing needs to be buried.

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You gotta love PETA.

No matter what else is going on in the celebrity news world, they will always be there to give us material, chastising peeps for wearing fur and leather. It's as reliable as the weekly photo of Britney Spears in no underwear.

The animal rights group's list of 2008's Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha Franklin (the biggest loser, in more ways than one), Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.

Some excerpts from PETA's recent rants about the above criminals ...

Aretha Franklin

How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus."

Eva Longoria
In her trashy furs, Eva Longoria looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce - from her stylist.

FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, it's the cry of the animals snuffed out so she can pose in their pelts. There's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.

THG NOTE: Gross.

THG NOTE #2
: You can't complain about the recent Lindsay Lohan nude photo shoot, can you, PETA? No fur there! Well, except for the crotch of fire.

Kate Moss
Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see with those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs.

THG NOTE #3: Time to follow Lindsay's lead, Kate. Moss hasn't shown us any topless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!

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Because Lindsay Lohan nude images are typically associated with random dudes at a bar and multiple orgasms, Dina Lohan has felt the need to speak up about how classy her daughter's recent bare photo shoot is.

"It was very tastefully done," Dina told People magazine of Lindsay's recreation of Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 photo shoot shot by Bert Stern. "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character.

Lindsay Lohan, Body

So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."

The terrible mother also said her daughter viewed the shoot as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

"Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call," said the attention-starved Dina. "Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked."

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Lindsay Lohan likes it Raw.

Monday Night Raw, that is! (And raw in the sexual sense, now that we think about it.)

Shopping Until She Drops

The mediocre actress and drunk driver, who is making celebrity gossip headlines this week for posing like Marilyn Monroe, was backstage at WWE's premiere weekly event last night, Monday Night Raw. She posed with a pair of grappling superstars:


Of course Lohan took a picture alongside WWE Diva Maria Kanellis. The latter will be posing in Playboy next month, while the former has a penchant for nudity.


Here is Lindsay with former WWE champion John Cena.

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Before we reveal the latest Lindsay Lohan nude photos, a history lesson:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as "The Last Sitting."

These shots are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America's most famous actress. Six weeks after she posed, Marilyn Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose. She was only 36.

Fast forward 46 years and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan as the centerpiece. Why is the publication comparing the Firecrotch Queen to the iconic actress? It's unclear. Each celebrity is known for sleeping around, of course. And each has dabbled in the occasional drug.

Okay, we take it back: Lindsay Lohan is quite similar to Marilyn Monroe. Check out the photo comparison below and follow the jump for more:

Naked Lindsay Lohan

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Reportedly, Patrick Aufdenkamp isn't just a bad influence on kindergarten students learning to spell.

Those close to Lindsay Lohan claim this old friend is endangering her sobriety, often putting the Firecrotch Queen in situations that involve alcohol and drugs.

Packing

TMZ reports that Aufdenkamp is somehow not sleeping with Lohan, but he may be putting the progress she's made in serious jeopardy.

"He has nothing to offer her," a source said, "and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket."

Patrick Aufdenkamp: Weird name, dangerous companion of Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay's rep had no comment on the matter, but Lohan has supposedly been warned numerous times about Patrick Aufdenkamp. But she was probably too busy straddling random Italian dudes to listen.

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Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Glamour. Let's see what this train wreck of a promiscuous celebrity has to say on a number of topics:

On avoiding the temptations of Hollywood:
"I don't think it's just young Hollywood - it's the process of growing up. I've learned the hard way but, all in all, you learn and you grow and you become a stronger person."

Glamour Shot

On meeting three different men in Capri:
"If I'd been with every man I've been linked with I'd probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse - I'm the goody-goody one by comparison. I've had to grow up fast. I've had a lot of responsibility from a young age."

On Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse:
"I think lots of people go through dark times, but it's even harder with everyone watching. It's a lot of pressure and I really feel for them, but I can't compare myself to them. Everyone is their own person and they will overcome it in their own ways."

On misconceptions about her:
"The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I'm not a good person. That makes me sad, because actually I am."

Oops. Our bad, Lindsay!