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Welcome, celebrity news readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun Friday afternoon tradition. Let's see who won this week's Caption Contest!

It was a difficult call, but the winner is Dee Dee Dynamite. Nice job! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of submissions further down.

Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out

Thanks for playing the Caption Contest and good luck again this week!

She says they don't have "Ankle Monitor Black" here. This is bullsâ€"t!

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According to reports, Lindsay Lohan is treating Samantha Ronson like a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. She won't let anyone else near her BFF.

The New York Post says the two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday.

During the first evening out, Lohan supposedly got into a fight with another emaciated young celebrity that was paying attention to Ronson.

"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,'" said a witness.

Samantha Ronson is the weird-looking apple of Lindsay Lohan's eye.

Sources also claim that Lohan has such a crush on Ronson that she's created a Facebook profile under the name "Lindsay Ronson."

Right. We'll believe that when we see it.

Oh. Here it is.

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A newly blonde Lindsay Lohan is far from happy in this photo.

The look on the promiscuous star's face got us to wondering what could make her so upset. A few possibilities:

Return of the Firecrotch!
  • Jealously over how much hate mail her mother, Dina Lohan, has received compared to her;
  • Anger over how long the results for her latest round of STD tests is taking;
  • A traffic accident with Britney Spears;
  • The abysmal box office results of her movies;
  • Her failing, embarrassing, soon-to-be-finished-because-she's-a-drunk-train-wreck-who-can't-sing-or-act career.

Take a look at the photo now and let us know: why is Lindsay Lohan so angry?

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In a tale of two celebrities, Miley Cyrus has a best friend named Mandy Jiroux. The two of them make innocent, fun-loved videos together and dub them The Miley and Mandy Show.

Conversely, Lindsay Lohan has a best friend named Samantha Ronson. The two of them spent this past weekend hitting the hottest clubs in Los Angeles.

Rock Out with Your ...

According to People, the pair got a jumpstart on the weekend Thursday night, heading to the upstairs VIP area of Goa. Lohan (who has said she's "back on track" after her stints in rehab) bopped to the music as Ronson spun in the DJ booth.

"Lohan was obviously having a good time, dancing very sexy," said a witness. "She was quite the center of attention."

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are on the loose!

Friday, it was all about Foxtail: Lohan sat at a table near the dance floor (drinking water, onlookers said), while Ronson greeted friends. Later, they snuck a few cigarettes at their indoor table.

Finally, Saturday night, Lindsay and Samantha went to Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. The actress kept things low-key, but perked up noticeably when Ronson spun Madonna and Justin Timberlake's new single, "4 Minutes."

Is there anything wrong with these actions? Not inherently. But compare the backgrounds of Cyrus and Lohan and then consider the company they keep.

Think it's a coincidence?

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Lindsay Lohan's last film was called I Know Who Killed Me, and it was so bad that the 17 people who saw it nearly died at the box office. True story.

Now the Crotch of Fire will be starring in another murder-filled flick.

Eilat Anschel and Lindsay Lohan

Lohan has been tapped to play Nancy Pittman, one of Charles Manson's cult followers, in the upcoming film Manson Girls, according to E!.

Since Lindsay Lohan, 21, has had serious troubles with the law and just completed rehab, "the production company is insuring her for the film," a source told E!

Lindsay Lohan will make her film return in Manson Girls.

In other news, on Sunday, Lindsay Lohan's 67-year-old grandmother suffered minor injuries after driving her car into a tree and pole on Long Island.

Recent reports of Lindsay herself colliding with a pole (belonging to Calum Best) are untrue, as the grainy cellphone picture of some chick polishing the knob of some dude turned out not to be the troubled celebrity after all. Sad.

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Calum Best has seen Lindsay Lohan nude. That can't be denied. But the loser ex-boyfriend claims he never filmed his sexual escapades with Firecrotch.

He denies anything to do with any Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

Granted, the grainy image released this week may not have been taken by Calum Best and its main, oral sex-providing attraction may not be Lindsay.

Linds in Court

But would it shock you if a Lohan sex tape did eventually surface?

Best, however, is denying that this is it. His rep released a statement to Us Weekly that says: "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not Calum in the tape."

On second glance, he didn't say it wasn't Lohan, did he? Hmmm....

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Women should be more careful about letting nude photos of themselves leave their hands - as Kristin Davis and Audrina Partridge learned this week.

Following in the naked footsteps of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens and many others, these two - along with a possible Lindsay Lohan sex tape bombshell - made news this week as naked pictures of themselves turned up online.

A rep for Davis, best-known as Charlotte in the TV series and upcoming Sex and the City movie, denies that Kristin Davis is the dark-haired woman in the handful of XXX-rated photos that have popped up on the Internet.

There is no Kristin Davis sex tape, but the photos - of whoever it is - are of some brunette posing naked, in the bathtub, and performing various sex acts on some random dude whose face is never shown. What a jackass.

The pics were reportedly taken by Eric Stapelman, an ex-boyfriend of Davis from the early '90s. Eric Stapelman was apparently mad at Davis when he sold the pictures to a third party, from whom they were later stolen.

Meanwhile, there's absolutely no doubt that the photos of Partridge - the faithful sidekick of Lauren Conrad on The Hills - are 100 percent real.

  This is as clothed as we've seen Audrina Patridge and Kristin Davis this week.

Audrina Partridge posed for the pin-ups in 2006, after graduating from high school in the hope she could score some space in Playboy. She failed.

However, the images, including many in which she posed as a topless school girl (yowza), have mysteriously surfaced in cyberspace to haunt her.

The Audrina Patridge nude pictures have been owned up to by The Hills star, who regrets having taken them. But is there even anything to regret?

Just look what sex tapes have done for the "careers" of Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and many others. It makes you wonder how accidental they are.

Porn star Ron Jeremy scoffs at the idea that tapes are leaked by mistake.

"It's all a big joke. I love the excuse that they use. 'I don't know how it got out!' Please. Their careers start to fade or never get off the ground and them all of a sudden, they jump back up with a good sex scandal."

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It was only a matter of time before rumors of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape popped up.

Now, in the wake of Kristin Davis naked pictures and Audrina Patridge nude photos, it makes sense that news about the Firecrotch Queen caught on tape would surface.

Lindsay Lohan on a Red Carpet

According to various celebrity gossip sources, the following is an image of Lindsay going all Antonella Barba on ex-boyfriend Calum Best.

Reportedly, he filmed the elicit act himself with a camera phone.

If true, Calum would undoubtedly be living up to his surname...

If you tilt your head, squint your eyes and take a few shots, this does look like Lindsay Lohan working hard at the only job she's ever held down. Many, many times.

Do you think this is an image from a Lindsay Lohan sex tape?

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Yesterday, we brought you a photo of a possibly pregnant Lindsay Lohan... who is probably just eating more protein than in her waifish, heroin-abusing days.

But you never know. Somewhere, Dario Faiella is sweating, reading celebrity news around the clock and compulsively hitting refresh on his Internet browser.

Then there's Britney Spears. Like Lindsay, she's probably just wearing tight clothes and pounding In-N-Out cheeseburgers, not having feverish, unprotected sex.

But you never know. She's already cranked out two l'il mistakes, and with Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, maybe Britney wants another one to get attention.

Anyway, here's a photo breakdown of two of our absolute favorite, possibly pregnant, train wreck celebrities. Who looks hotter - and more knocked up - to you?

OMG, celebrity gossip readers ... both these celebrities are drinking water! Another sign that either Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears is pregnant ... or working out.

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And you thought possible Amanda Overmyer nude pictures were a juicy rumor! Consider the Lindsay Lohan photo below:

Clear the Freaking Road

Is that a - gulp! - baby bump?!? Might Lohan have caught the same celebrity pregnancy bug that has bitten Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry and so many others?

And, if so, who might the father be? The pulse rates of half a million men around the world just quickened.