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What more can you even say about Lindsay Lohan at this point?

Seeing her side-by-side with J.R. Rotem speaks for itself. The train wreck star and the alleged music producer have spending a good amount of time together lately, since he's reportedly working with her on her upcoming third album.

Searching For Her Soul

Our guess is that Lindsay - who already has a pair of million-selling albums in Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005) - is working on a new instrument as she records her new album. We're talkin' about the meat bugle, people.

Lindsay Lohan and J.R. Rotem: It was a pairing destined to happen at some point.

We're officially out of material here. The only questions on our minds are:

  1. When will In Touch Weekly report that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant?
  2. Does J.R. Rotem wear those sunglasses while he's doing her?
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Business or sloppy-seconds pleasure? Whatever the reason, rumored actress Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about in L.A. this week with J.R. Rotem.

Yes. That J.R. Rotem. The quote-unquote music producer who was recently thought to have impregnated Britney Spears until Sam Lutfi quashed that rumor.

Lindsay Lohan and Kenan Thompson

J.R. Rotem and Lindsay Lohan get together to share their thoughts ... and diseases. There's not enough protection to be had when these two get together.

Just two weeks after dumping Riley Giles, it's good to see Lindsay back slinging the poon as usual. With gems like J.R. roaming around, poor Riley had no shot.

No word on what these two were doing together, or what they were up to later in the day, but odds are it involved a maneuver known as the wheelbarrow. J.R. Rotem will have to discuss this in detail in his next interview with Blender.

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The New York Daily News has compiled the list of the dumbest people in Hollywood. Before we unveil the results, it's important to remember that:

  • "Dumb doesn't necessarily correspond to a low IQ. There are poor life choices, style slip-ups and mishaps under the influence to take into account," as the newspaper explained;
  • The survey was completed before news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape broke. We assume this development, coupled with run-ins with the law, along with an offer to orally pleasure the arresting officer, would have landed her on the list.

Ultimately, Lindsay Lohan captured the top spot due to her "poor movie choices, delinquent behavior and bad taste in men," which seems like an unnecessary bashing of Stavros Niarchos, Heath Ledger, Criss Angel, Harry Morton, Riley Giles, AJ Lamas and many more.

We object to second place, however, as the newspaper awarded the dishonor to Kim Kardashian because "it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares."

Kim may be many things, but the tape in question has certainly helped vault her to the center of the celebrity gossip world.

Naked Kim Kardashian

Getting naked on film and in Playboy, Kim Kardashian made a name for herself.

Spencer Pratt came in third, even though his exploits on The Hills have made himself and Heidi Montag very, very rich. Here are the rest of the rankings:

  • Jeff Kwatinetz, CEO of Beverly Hills management team The Firm and the guy that gave the go-ahead for Britney Spears' infamously horrendous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
  • Shia LaBeouf
  • Heidi Montag
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Kiefer Sutherland
  • Tori Spelling
  • Rumer Willis
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The staff of The Hollywood Gossip has missed Stavros Niarchos.

Reportedly, so has the vagina of Lindsay Lohan.

Dodging a Bullet

And, according to Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton is far from happy about this development.

Paris showed up to a party in Hollywood earlier this week and tried to hook up with occasional boy toy Niarchos, but Stavros "wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party" to hang out with Lindsay, a source said.

Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around "asking where Stavros had gone."

Really, Stavros Niarchos? You wanna expose yourself to Lindsay Lohan nude again? We hope you wear multiple layers of protection.

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Goodbye, Riley Giles.

Hello, Heath Ledger?

Poser

Forgive us by never being shocked by anything from Lindsay Lohan's love life anymore, but new gossip states that Lohan hooked up with Ledger in New York recently, leading to her ditching the aforementioned snowboarding loser.

Perhaps Lindsay Lohan was attracted to the new look Heath Ledger dons as The Joker in next summer's The Dark Knight. Or maybe the actor simply bought her a drink.

"Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away," said a source, referring to a meeting between the pair at Beatrice Inn over the Thanksgiving. "When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical."

That's a major divergence from Lohan's dalliances with Criss Angel, Jude Law, Harry Morton and any guy that buys her a drink.

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Soon after Thanksgiving, Lindsay Lohan realized just how big of a turkey she was dating. The alcoholic actress broke up with Riley Giles, sources say.

Those close to the promiscuous star claim she dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on November 25: "She made it pretty clear when they got home," a friend said. "It's over."

Lindsay Lohan is SMOKIN'

The reason, this insider simply stated, was that Lohan "got tired of him pouting all the time," a development that most likely occurred after Giles read through The Hollywood Gossip archives and realized he was getting the sloppy seconds of Harry Morton, Jude Law, Criss Angel, AJ Lamas and others.

Lindsay Lohan looks thrilled in this picture of herself, Riley Giles and Dina Lohan. We wonder where it all went wrong.

"It was fine when they were in Utah, just the two of them," the source told E! Online, pointing to Riley's frustration with Lohan's fame. "But then they returned to L.A. and Lindsay was shooting a movie, photographers followed them everyone, she had meetings with this agent, that publicist, this director. His ego couldn't take it."

His wallet was just fine, though, Lindsay's pals claim:

"He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while! Pay for a round of Cokes. I mean, they weren't even drinking alcohol, so how much could a round of Cokes be?"

Not more than Riley's dignity, that's for sure. And he already sold that out by dating Lohan in the first place.

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Lindsay Lohan was behind bars for 84 minutes Thursday, beating Nicole Richie's mark by two minutes and becoming the latest star to serve under a day for DUI.

Lohan turned herself in to the good ol' Los Angeles County women's detention center in Lynwood at 10:30 a.m. She was searched, fingerprinted and placed in a holding cell in the inmate reception area but got to keep her street clothes on.

That's a welcome change of pace for our girl.

Lohan was released quietly at 11:54 a.m. All in a day's work for LiLo! Her original sentence was reduced because she met certain criteria that took into account overcrowding at the lockup and the fact that her crime was nonviolent.

  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot: Reloaded!
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot

A Lindsay Lohan mug shot breakdown: November 2007 (left, at yesterday's booking) and back in July 2007 (right, taken just after her second ridiculous DUI arrest).

Do celebrities like Lohan receive special treatment?

"Absolutely not," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said adamantly. "This is what we do for most everybody in this position. In fact, 30 to 50 women are granted early releases from the facility every day."

Back in May, the train wreck was arrested after crashing her Mercedes into a tree in Beverly Hills. She was arrested in July again after the mother of Lindsay's former personal assistant called 911 to report her car being chased by an SUV. The chase ended in Santa Monica, where police arrested Lohan.

In both cases, Lindsay Lohan was found in possession of cocaine.

In August, she reached a plea on misdemeanor DUI and cocaine charges from the arrests. The judge sentenced her to four days in jail - the mandatory minimum for a second DUI offense - but gave her credit for 24 hours served. Lohan then elected to complete 10 days' community service instead of 48 hours in jail.

The total deal called for her to enter rehab (which she has done, and Riley Giles has subsequently entered her many times), spend one day in jail and her perform community service. Lohan had until January 18 to serve jail time.

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What happened to the Firecrotch?!?

We assume it's still there someplace, but Lindsay Lohan has apparently taken to wearing underwear when she flashes celebrity gossip photographers. That makes our job far less fun.

Lohan Bolts

Ryan Giles must be behind this change, as he wants to be the only person to see Lindsay Lohan nude. But if this is the case, we've got some news for that loser:

You are way too late. Way, way, way, way too late.

Just ask Calum Best, Harry Morton, Criss Angel, Jude Law, AJ Lamas...

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Riley Giles isn't perfect.

Sorry to break the news, Lindsay Lohan, but you should know about the guy you're infesting with all sorts of sexually transmitted diseases.

Lohan and Behold

Us Weekly has learned tha Giles â€" a snowboarder Lohan met during her two-month stay at the Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah â€" has a messy past.

In fact, he was engaged to Bree Tierney and simply "stopped calling [her] and never told her about Lindsay," Bree's mom, Tess, said. "She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her."

Adds a second source: "Lindsay may be in danger with Riley."

Which relationship will end first: Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles? Or Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Of course, Giles disputes this account. He told In Touch Weekly: "I broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay. We had dated for almost two years, but it's not like we were engaged or anything."

So, who do you believe: A guy willing to have sex with Lindsay Lohan? Or an innocent girl from Utah who just wants to be loved?

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