Harry Morton would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

We give Lindsay Lohan credit for being up front, though. She's not pulling any punches when it comes to being The Hollywood Harlot. If you're going to do everything in sight, you might as well make a little cash off it - and when you've resigned yourself to a life of prostitution, you might as well treat it like the business it is. Plus, she loves her boobs. Why not share?

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What does a fiery crotch do when it's used up every guy on the planet? Turn to the fairer gender, of course.

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan realized she could lock lips - and other body part - with women. Run and hide now, ladies - there's no way fashion designer Donna Karan is the final female to experience Lindsay's skanky wrath.

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The wonderful train wreck Lindsay Lohan and her sister, Aliana Lohan (who goes by Ali) are collaborating to bring you a white trash Christmas album, Lohan Holiday.

It features original songs like the title track and "I Like Christmas," as well as classic tunes like "Winter Wonderland" and "Jingle Bells" and a collaboration with Amy Grant for the song "Santa's Reindeer."

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Dear God, Maybe Ashton Kutcher is being a good stepfather, not an overprotective S.O.B., by cautioning Rumer to stay away from this train wreck.

We're talking about Rumer Willis, of course, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and current stepdaughter of Ashton. She's reportedly the personal assistant to Hollywood's biggest walking disaster, and if this Lindsay Lohan picture doesn't showcase what we've been talking about for months, we don't know what will.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan