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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those scantily-clad lovers of old men, The Girls Next Door. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #7 … Pretend lesbians!

Remember the days where a woman simply had to be railed on tape by her boyfriend in order to achieve fame and fortune? That notion is so 2007, as the past calendar year proved that the public is almost immune to simple heterosexual sex, no matter how explicit.

As a result, aspiring celebrities had to go the extra mile in 2008... by grabbing the extra breast!

Indeed, faux lesbianism has been all the rage, highlighted by off-and-on pretend couple Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel. As soon as one of these unattractive specimens go a month without making headlines, you can be sure to catch them groping one another in public, eyes searching for the nearest photographer.

Look, there's a camera! Grab my ass!

Other celebs that supposedly traded in penis for vagina - at least for the duration of a headline being written about the switch - in 2008 included Aubrey O'Day, Brittny Gastineau and, of course, Lindsay Lohan.

The outbreak of temporary carpet munching has grown so severe that MTV has created a reality series out of it. The Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki, wouldn't have jobs at the moment if they didn't consider women among potential suitors on A Double Shot at Love.

Will this trend continue in 2009? Millions of guys certainly hope so!

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 59th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

This photo of a very bad Santa, Lindsay Lohan, was guaranteed to get good responses. We chose Frank as the winner. Congrats and thanks to all for playing!

Now which one of you girls wants to be the first to sit on Santa's face?

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After a long night of performing at Tenjune in Manhattan, Samantha Ronson and platonic lover Lindsay Lohan decided on a quiet nightcap at Beatrice Inn.

The semi-private club, known for its living room-type atmosphere, was the perfect place for the two to cozy up together.

The date night comes just days after Lohan insisted in her blog that the two "are not breaking up" and last night they proved it...

Lohan and Ronson Nightcap

If you're looking for proof that these two are as close as ever, click below to see more of Lohan and Ronson at Beatrice Inn:

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Apparently it's true that couples eventually start to dress alike. [Photo Credit: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan has never exactly admitted to a relationship with Samantha Ronson.

Still, the actress is now speaking out against rumors that the pair has broken up.

Lindsay Lohan Smiling

On her most recent MySpace blog, Lohan responds to gossip that her and the British DJ are no longer a couple:

Oy vey! Rumors. Just to clear this up, because I have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question: Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan (me) are NOT breaking up.

Raise your hand if you're involved in a surprisingly stable relationship, same sex relationship!

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One of these celebrities was the most-searched person, and overall term, in 2008, according to some site called Yahoo! Who do you think it was?

All were in the news a fair amount, but the answer may surprise you. Find out who was #1 - and how the year's top 10 shaped up - by following the jump ...

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Losing your d-list star status and the perks that go with it? There's nothing like a little girl-on-girl action to get you back on celebrity gossip sites.

Tila Tequila and her "girlfriend" Courtenay Semel whored it up nice at the after-party for the American Music Awards at Social in L.A. Get a room!

Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel

Both skanks brought their A-game - Tila Tequila looks ready to straight up maul Courtenay Semel, the epitome of class in a circa 2001 sparkly, backless dress.

The expression on Court's face says it all. Even in the process of getting to second base with her alleged lover, she's focused instead on who's taking pictures.

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Last week, Lindsay Lohan was accosted by an anti-fur activist in Paris, getting doused with a bag of flour as she walked the red carpet before a party at the VIP Room.

There were no pictures of the incident, at the time, which was disappointing to those of us in the celebrity gossip industry. But good things come to those who wait!

This video of the attack has since surfaced, and it's pretty good!

Not only is there a solid action sequence where LiLo gets doused, but as she and SamRo react in utter shock, you can hear her say "oh... my ... Goddddd." Awesome.

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According to a cliche-ridden source at The New York Post, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson "are fighting like cats and dogs."

However, the pair is handling its problems in a mature fashion, reportedly seeking guidance from a couple's counselor. The main basis for contention, the newspaper writes, is Ronson's issue with Lohan being Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Naked

"Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it," said an insider. "She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?'"

So far, it appears to be. After all, another source states:

"No matter what happens, at the end of the day, they are always fine."

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Awful pun alert: For Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night, it wasn't the Calum Best of times.

According to Great Britain's The Sun, the most famous pair of partying lesbians on the planet got into a fight because Lohan was dancing with her ex-boyfriend.

A source said Lindsay "had tears in her eyes as she left" London club Boujis on her own.

Lohan and Best - who once described the Firecrotch Queen as being "dynamite" in bed - dated for several weeks last year. Soon after, Lindsay entered rehab and started having sex with women.

Tough break, Calum.

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Hayden Panettiere was apparently P-I-S-S-E-D when a pair of squealing fans mistook her for Lindsay Lohan at a boutique on Melrose Ave. in Hollywood last week.

The Heroes actress was happy to have their attention, according to reports, until one of the fans called her “Lindsay” and asked when she'd be back on Ugly Betty.

Hayden's response: "Don’t EVER call me that again! You have NO idea what an insult that is!” Ouch. Hayden better watch out or she'll incur the wrath of SamRo.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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