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We've been on Lindsay Lohan's side for the last few months.

The actress' relationship with Samantha Ronson appears sincere and affection; it's grounded Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan Wearing Stripes

But we can't support a single item in the following ensemble. It seems like a cruel joke that the photo below was taken from Lindsay's premiere of her legging collection in New York City yesterday.

“I love to wear leggings, so it should come as no surprise that my first venture into the world of fashion design is with leggings!” Lohan said of the fashion line known as "6126." “Our holiday collection is pretty eclectic from gold zippers to leather detailing, to buttery soft cashmere. I hope you enjoy the collection as much as I enjoyed making it.”

We don't.

Which is the ugliest part of this ensemble?

 

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Sorry Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Jude Law, AJ Lamas, Calum Best and numerous other men.

But OK! reports that Lindsay Lohan has finally found stability and happiness with Samantha Ronson.

“This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a true friend of Lindsay's told the tabloid. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan = Rohan!

Another source says this couple, which is yet to officially announce itself to the world, has told a few loved ones about their relationship.

Meanwhile, Lohan and Ronson were spotted together at Disneyland in late September. Said a witness to their canoodling:

"They had a blast, taking photos of each other, going on all the rides, like Space Mountain and the Pirates of the Caribbean. They spent about four hours in the park. Before they left, they bought each other candy.”

That's a sign of true love if we ever heard one.

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Sorry, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

We know you were just looking for a quiet retreat to Mexico this week - but it's our duty to pit these girlfriends against one another in a battle of bikini bodies.

Linds Pic

Take a look at the (somewhat grainy) photo of Lohan and Ronson below. Then, answer the following question:

Who looks hotter?

 

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Just as Lindsay Lohan appears back on track - happy and healthy in a relationship with Samanta Ronson - a celebrity gossip tabloid is intent on bring the actress down.

According to Star, the formerly promiscuous skank is heading toward another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown.

"Lindsay's been drinking, doing cocaine and causing all-around mayhem for the past few months," an source told the magazine. "She quit going to Alcoholics Anonymous and has absolutely never taken recovery seriously. She's gotten progressively worse, and everyone in her life is really scared."

Lohan and a Pal

Lohan didn't take this affront lying down.

On her personal MySpace page, Lindsay called the allegations "ridiculous," adding: "According to [Star], I am one busy girl."

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Lehman Brothers, Sheman Brothers.

The John McCain campaign has found an issue on which it can release a definitive, meaningful statement: Lindsay Lohan!

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It all started when The Chicago Sun-Times quoted an unnamed high-level Barack Obama insider this morning,  who said that camp turned down Lohan's offer to host an event because she "is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us."

In response, McCain blowhard spokesman Tucker Bounds told TMZ: "So let me get this straight -- they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama."

Yes, it really does appear that Bounds referred to Lohan as "LiLo."

We can imagine the eyes rolling on Tommy Vietor, an Obama spokesperson, when he replied: "Glad to see they're focused on the important issues over in McCain HQ."

Lohan, it should be noted, is on record as having serious issues with Sarah Palin. See how intelligent one can be when one isn't on drugs all the time?

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It's safe to assume Lindsay Lohan and Pink were big fans of Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression. Who wouldn't be?

But count these two celebrities as the latest stars to come out against the Republican nominee for Vice President. Lohan, sounding more grounded by the day, said about Palin:

No Effing Way

"I feel it's necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.... I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the 'lipstick on a pig' comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president..."

Lohan, who is in a same-sex relationship with Samantha Ronson, went on to question Palin's views on homosexuality:

"Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?"

Pink, meanwhile, was more biting and direct in her Sarah Palin commentary:

"She is not the woman that's going to come behind Hillary Clinton and do anything that Hillary Clinton would've been capable of … I can't imagine overturning Roe vs. Wade. She's not of this time. The woman terrifies me."

Do celebrities' voices carry more weight than the average citizen? Of course not. But it's nice to hear that this election has inspired so many to take a look at the issues involved.

We'd love to hear from readers on this topic. Who are you supporting and why?

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Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a penis inside of her for months, we can rule out the possibility that she's pregnant.

But the actress will star in the 2009 comedy, Labor Pains, which is focused on a woman that pretends to be knocked up in order to avoid being fired.

Here's that film's official poster:

As long as she continues to have sex with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan needn't worry about a real-life pregnancy.

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Congratulations, universe. You win.

After reading how Lindsay Lohan is "really happy," in the latest issue of Marie Claire, we find ourselves glad this former loose celebrity has settled down.

She's seemed legitimately stable since she began dating Samantha Ronson, who Lindsay described to the magazine as follows:

"She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that's changed [in] my life is because of me. I've gone through it, and I've learned to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward."

It certainly isn't because of your awful mother, Dina Lohan, that much is clear.

Marie Claire Cover Gal

Lindsay Lohan is happy in her relationship with Samantha Ronson. We can't help but wish these two the very best.

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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