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Before we reveal the latest Lindsay Lohan nude photos, a history lesson:

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as "The Last Sitting."

These shots are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America's most famous actress. Six weeks after she posed, Marilyn Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose. She was only 36.

Fast forward 46 years and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan as the centerpiece. Why is the publication comparing the Firecrotch Queen to the iconic actress? It's unclear. Each celebrity is known for sleeping around, of course. And each has dabbled in the occasional drug.

Okay, we take it back: Lindsay Lohan is quite similar to Marilyn Monroe. Check out the photo comparison below and follow the jump for more:

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Reportedly, Patrick Aufdenkamp isn't just a bad influence on kindergarten students learning to spell.

Those close to Lindsay Lohan claim this old friend is endangering her sobriety, often putting the Firecrotch Queen in situations that involve alcohol and drugs.

Packing

TMZ reports that Aufdenkamp is somehow not sleeping with Lohan, but he may be putting the progress she's made in serious jeopardy.

"He has nothing to offer her," a source said, "and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket."

Patrick Aufdenkamp: Weird name, dangerous companion of Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay's rep had no comment on the matter, but Lohan has supposedly been warned numerous times about Patrick Aufdenkamp. But she was probably too busy straddling random Italian dudes to listen.

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Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Glamour. Let's see what this train wreck of a promiscuous celebrity has to say on a number of topics:

On avoiding the temptations of Hollywood:
"I don't think it's just young Hollywood - it's the process of growing up. I've learned the hard way but, all in all, you learn and you grow and you become a stronger person."

Glamour Shot

On meeting three different men in Capri:
"If I'd been with every man I've been linked with I'd probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse - I'm the goody-goody one by comparison. I've had to grow up fast. I've had a lot of responsibility from a young age."

On Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse:
"I think lots of people go through dark times, but it's even harder with everyone watching. It's a lot of pressure and I really feel for them, but I can't compare myself to them. Everyone is their own person and they will overcome it in their own ways."

On misconceptions about her:
"The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I'm not a good person. That makes me sad, because actually I am."

Oops. Our bad, Lindsay!

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Well, maybe not you personally. Unless you've sold Lindsay Lohan drugs, that is.

But Michael Lohan - the Firecrotch Queen's father, who makes Joe Simpson appear relatively sane - is taking the law into his own hands:

Before Getting Hammered

"I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives."

Hear that, Peter Doherty?

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What will Cora Skinner think about this!?

Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside, the two young hotties got pretty cozy, sources tell People magazine.

Lindsay Lohan Hangs Out

The pair was spotted "all over each other" at Beatrice Inn and stayed about 30 minutes, then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box.

We're refraining from making obvious jokes about Lohan's promiscuity here. The pair stayed there, along with Brody's pal Frankie Delgado, until 3:30 a.m.

Lindsay Lohan? Say it ain't so, Brody Jenner.

"She likes [Brody Jenner]. It's early, but they are more than friends," a source says of Lindsay Lohan. "He seems to like her back. They're actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around."

On the other hand, Brody recently said that his "new girlfriend" Cora Skinner had already "met the parents" and is "part of the family."

Lauren Conrad had no comment.

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Forget Six Feet Under.

This is an example of two giant boobs under.

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As part of her community service for drunk driving, Lindsay Lohan will spend two, four-hour days inside a morgue. From there, she'll try not to spread any STDs by working in an emergency room.

The idea is to show people the dangers of drinking and driving. Which we think Roger Avary has already done, to tragic consequences.

Lohan reached a plea agreement in August based on charges from two separate DUI incidents, one in May in Beverly Hills and one in July in Santa Monica.

She has sex with many men.

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Lindsay Lohan has returned to America.

And she's brought her sexual appetite from Italy with her.

Skinny Beeyotch

Having left Alessandro Di Nunzio, Dario Faiella and many others behind overseas, the Firecrotch Queen is now working it in the States. First stop?

The bedroom of Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

"They're talking," a source close to the pair told Perez Hilton, hinting that a great deal of penetration is involved in these supposed talks.

Sources also state that Lindsay and Adrian went out on a romantic date to the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night.

"No paparazzi," said the insider of the secret meeting. "Since they're relationship is new, they wanna keep things as private as possible."

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In between sexual conquests of random men in Italy, Lindsay Lohan might wanna place a call to her lawyer.

After all, the woman who was allegedly chased by Lohan during her well-publicized DUI arrest last July claims she's racked up a big shrink bill to recover from the situation.

Tracie Rice has sued Lohan, claiming the actress terrorized her in a wild chase in Santa Monica.

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Put on some clothes, Lindsay Lohan, you've got a lawsuit to fight.

The victim, who called 911 during the pursuit, has filed legal papers alleging she's already spent $3,500 in therapist bills, $400 on a medical doctor and two grand in miscellaneous expenses.

Rice also says she's lost her job as a result of the incident.

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Alessandro Di Nunzio has gone all Riley Giles on us. And thank goodness for that.

The first of Lindsay Lohan's numerous conquests during a slutty passionate week in Italy during the Capri Film Festival, Di Nunzio opened up to News of the World about his meeting Ms. Firecrotch, her seduction of him and her supposedly perfect body.

Skinny Beeyotch

There's little else to comment on, so let's just hear from Alessandro:

"I spotted her in a bar with two friends and she beckoned me to come over," he said. "She introduced herself as Lindsay. It was only at the end of our conversation I suddenly clicked I was talking to Lindsay Lohan. I almost collapsed."

After the film festival somehow gave Lohan an award for her contributions to (awful?) cinema, Di Nunzio said:

"I couldn't believe it when she asked if I could come to the dinner afterwards. I was proud to accompany her... then she invited me to a couple of clubs with her two friends. Despite her recent troubles she was downing alcohol: vodka cranberry and vodka soda."

Now a drunken mess, Lindsay made her move:

"All of a sudden, she pressed up close, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me. It was a strange role-reversal and it took me aback.

But I came to my senses and kissed her. We did nothing but kiss in the club after that. She didn't care who was watching."

The pair then went back to her hotel at 2:30 a.m...

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