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Might Lindsay Lohan be taking Eminem's advice?

In his latest single, the rapper urges Lohan to "come back to semen." According to a report in OK!, the troubled star is really trying to... if a guy will have her!

Lindsay on the Roof

Sources say Dina Lohan did her admirable duty as a mother by dropping Lindsay outside Hollywood bar Bardot on Monday night. She stayed there until 2 a.m.

“She was drinking Jack and Cokes,” witnesses at Bardot told OK!, adding that Linsday spent most of the night sitting on the dance floor, texting on her BlackBerry.

Another insider at the club claims Lohan was flirting with a male member of the Bardot staff, the same dude she had batted her eyelashes at a few weeks ago.

“Lindsay was flirting with this guy and then had her friend ask him for his number. The guy wasn’t interested at all," said the witness.

Be patient, Linds. Penises need to re-adjust to your presence in their lives again.

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We gotta hand it to Lindsay Lohan for the video below: it's nothing short of hilarious.

Granted, the actress didn't write the script; nor is she responsible for its perfect filming.

Still, posting a fake personal ad for eHarmony, one that mocks her sordid past and website popularity, is a far better way to handle her break-up with Samantha Ronson that dyeing her hair, getting a tattoo and drinking heavily.

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The latest Lindsay Lohan makeover was not complete when the broken-hearted star dyed her hair a dark shade of red.

As previously reported, the average actress got a new tattoo last week. According to a source that has seen the ink, Lohan went with a Marilyn Monroe quote, written in cursive on her inner-wrist.

It reads: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle."

Reportedly, the wording is surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.

Lindsay Lohan Naked Photo

Dedicated Lohan followers will remember she recreated Monroe's famous nude shoot for New York Magazine last year, pictured above. Lindsay told the publication at the time that Monroe's short life could serve as a "prime example of what this industry can do to someone."

Does that mean Lohan is headed down a similarly destructive path? Not according to one friend, who said:

"She's being painted as this victim, but she's not. She's a strong girl."

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Breaking news, celebrity gossip followers: Lindsay Lohan was spotted this weekend partying!

No, really. It's true.

Lindsay Lookin' ROUGH

The troubled star continued her Samantha Ronson-inspired, post break-up downward spiral by hitting a party in the Hollywood Hills at 1:45 a.m. Saturday morning

Lindsay was accompanied to the shindog by five guys, including her longtime friend - and possible rebound? - Patrick Aufdenkamp.

According to one witness at the party:

"People were pouring vodka into her red party cup all night. She was way beyond incoherent. She was totally smashed and couldn't even form a sentence. She looked so lonely and lost."

According to OK!, Lohan remained at the event until just before 3 a.m. She then moved on to her next pre-dawn party.

** Update: Lindsay told E! News that she was not downing alcohol. "I was drinking something called Neuro Bliss," she said, referring to a health drink whose website says it's "proven to relax neural tissues, and to enhance brain activity, focus and provide a sense of well-being."

Turning to a special substance for a sense of well-being? Sounds right up Lindsay's alley!

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Surprisingly, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have remained broken up for days now.

Unsurprisingly, the pair is reacting to the relationship's demise in different ways.

Ronson is laying low, as a source close to the DJ told People: "She is over Lindsay and over all the drama, but still, she refuses to trash talk her. She just wants to walk away gracefully."

Lohan, conversely, just wants to walk everywhere drunkenly.

Witnesses spotted the troubled actress at three clubs last night, making her Wednesday activities seem like a day at the park.

Depressed Lindsay

Lindsay started the evening at the Byron and Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills, where she exited with considerably redder hair.

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Lindsay Lohan's heart might be broken, following her public feud with Samantha Ronson, but the actress was focused on other body parts during a whirlwind Wednesday that resulted in a new tattoo and an old hair color.

Here's a recap of Lohan's day:

Crotch o' Fire!
  • Lindsay popped into the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor at midnight and waited in line with her sister before getting her wrist inked. She left around 3 a.m.
  • Later, during daylight hours, Lohan debuted darker red hair after a visit to the Byron & Tracey Salon.
  • Last night, she ran into Rumer Willis at the restaurant Nobu, where she ate with mother Dina and sister Ali. She also was approached by annoying reality TV star Frankie Delgado, who tried to give Lindsay a kiss on the cheek. She moved. He smooched her hair instead.
  • Just after 12:15 a.m., Dina paid the bill and the family left.

A typical weeknight out for the Lohans - one of whom is 15 years old - involves dinner at a crowded, famous West Hollywood restaurant until the early morning. Great parenting, Dina!

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The paternal grandmother of Lindsay Lohan has a message for her broken-hearted relative:

I'm so glad this happened because now I can get paid to give an interview!

No, wait. This is it:

"We'd all like to reach out to her," Marilyn told People. "We're all here for her and we'd love to see her. Me, as a grandmother, I'd like to try and help her out, but she's not here, she's in L.A."

The woman who gave birth to the demonic Michael Lohan blames the night life - that was clearly forced upon Lindsay - for her woes.

"What happened is that it was too much too fast. And she was on her own too early. She was too young," Marilyn  said. "And they get into that party scene. It's very hard for them.

In conclusion, what's Marilyn's message for her granddaughter?

 "I love her, call me, I'm here for her, and anything I can do, please get in touch."

Lindsay Lohan, Breasts

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Lindsay Lohan often craves attention.

But, even for this troubled actress, the kind she has received as a result of her break-up with Samantha Ronson can't be what she had in mind.

Lohan graces the cover of the latest Us Weekly, but she does so below a headline that describes her as "humiliated, broke and crying."

"It's absolute hell," Lohan told the tabloid this week, as she participated in a detailed interview over a few lengthy phone calls and emails, during which the magazine describes her as "crying and baffled by the turn of events."

Sad Cover Girl

Do you feel badly for Lindsay Lohan?

Ronson ended things with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday; she proceeded to hire a slew of security guards to prevent Lohan from attending a party for her sister, Charlotte, at the Chateau Marmont.

According to Lindsay, this was "the worst night of my life." And not simply due to Ronson's actions.

"Everyone's turned on me," said the star, adding that, on the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by and said "Uck," while Drea De Matteo said, "Come at me, bitch."

"I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love," said Lohan. "I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.... I'm just really hurt! The whole situation is sick."

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The Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson break-up is great for at least one individual:

Michael Lohan.

The end of his daughter's relationship has given this crazy father an opportunity to jump into the spotlight.

"Breakups are never pretty and they're never easy. I'm here for Lindsay any time," Michael told Extra. "I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A."

He's also made time to bash Lindsay's mother again.

"I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It's about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It's time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career."

Don't worry, Mike. Lindsay is way ahead of you. That self-tanner will totally turn her career around!

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The latest on the break up between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan is far from pretty.

According to Us Weekly, the British DJ's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could file for a retraining order three days after Lohan was barred from a Ronson family event.

"They were directed to the court to get a restraining order," Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall said.

Was the request focused on Lohan? That's unclear... but quite likely.

Samantha Smokes

On Friday night, at an event honoring Charlotte Ronson, security were told not to open the doors for Lindsay. Following the snub, Lohan Twittered insults directed at the Ronsons; she then attempted to barge into Samantha's brother's hotel room.

Following that ugly incident, the locks on Samantha’s house were changed yesterday.

Meanwhile, Lohan has not owned up to her actions - but she has admitted to the break up. She told E! News:

"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."

Is Lindsay implying that she does not focus on herself every second of every day? That's funny.

Click on the images below to relive this up-and-down relationship:

  • Peeved Lindsay
  • Whoa! Boobs!
  • Lohan and Ronson Nightcap

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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