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Over the last few days, Lindsay Lohan has expressed her desire to make a career out of modeling, while also claiming to be a good person and blaming celebrity gossip tabloids for her unemployment.

According to Tyson Beckford, though, Lohan's personal life has nothing to do with why she'd fail miserably on the catwalk.

Another Lohan Pic

"She has the partying part down right. But I don't think she’s got the focus," Beckford told Us Weekly when asked about Lindsay's modeling prospects. "I mean, it requires a lot of focus and a lot of people think they can do it, but they really find that it's a lot harder."

In Lohan's defense, she is an expert at working with hard things. (Think about it).

"Ask anyone - it's a lot harder than it looks. I guess that's why they call us supermodels - we make it look easy. But it’s not as easy as it looks, so I wish her all the best," Beckford said.

Tyson Beckford recently called out Lindsay Lohan... we think. We were too busy staring at his abs to pay attention.

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Last week, Lindsay Lohan lamented the fact that top directors in Hollywood didn't wanna work with her, while also whining about how the recession has affected her mortgage payments.

But the unemployed actress wants the celebrity gossip world to a) understand that she's not spoiled; and b) leave her the heck alone.

Stripped and Bloody

In a wide-ranging, self-serving interview with E! Online, Lohan complained about the attention given to her personal life. She also insisted that she's a good person. You have to read these quotes to believe them...

On what kind of human being she is: I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work.

On her passions in life: I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it. *

* THG Note: In the 2007 film, I Know Who Killed Me, Lohan portrayed a stripper.

On moving on: My past is my past and it's been a long one, but I'm growing more and learning more day by day. I'm not the same person and I don't make the same mistakes... I move forward and I change... If people would just leave my personal life alone - because it's really not that interesting - then I could land a great role.

On her goals: I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.

On learning from mistakes
: You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself. It would be really nice if people would believe in me.

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It's hard being unemployed. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

The actress, who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me - tells the new issue of Nylon magazine that she's looking for a job.

"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. I have a house to pay for now, and there's been some things I've really wanted to do."

"Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton], but, um, that didn't work out ... it is what it is."

The 22-year-old, who at least got a gig as the face of Fornaria, whatever the hell that is, continued, "[Producers said] 'You're not right for the part, and that's it.' That's how I like to hear it, honestly... I can take it, I'm a big girl."

"Obviously, you don't want me," lamented Lohan, who passes her time getting served with arrest warrants and engaging in huge fights with Samantha Ronson. I don't want to do something that somebody doesn't want me to be involved in."

Just call her the face of the recession, much like Aubrey O'Day.

In her interview with the magazine, Lohan also takes a dig at Britney Spears, who's currently touring the country promoting her No. 1 album, Circus.

"She's marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn't want to pretend."

Okay then. Lindsay is also willing to accept work as a model, if anyone is interested: "I love photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… that’s fun for me. That’s not work."

Well consider yourself up to date on the thoughts of one of America's unemployed talents. Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pics from Nylon ...

  • Backless, Baby
  • The Crotch of Fire

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Lindsay Lohan enjoys fornicating like a madwoman. It's only fitting, then, that she has become the new spokesperson for a fashion line called Fornarina.

Okay, that was probably the worst intro in the history of this site (a bold statement), but seriously, Lindsay is featured in a funny new ad for the brand's Spring / Summer 2009 campaign for Fornarina (clever tagline: celebrity fashion style).

In the ad campaign written and directed by Marco Bragaglia, Lohan is a modern “Alice in Wonderland” who explores three metaphysical settings characterized by fluctuating geometrical shapes with neon colors. Or something. Check it out:

Good stuff. Apparently in between arrest warrants and nuclear fights with Samantha Ronson, LiLo finds the time to do some actual work. Bravo, girl!

In other news, Lindsay went shopping at Urban Outfitters yesterday, sans Ronson. Good to see that her husband lets her out of the house to do her own thing sometimes. Click to enlarge some photos of the Lohan at the store:

  • The Lohan Shops
  • Feeling a Little Lo-Han
  • Walking Train Wreck
  • Shopping Until She Drops
  • Urban Shooper
  • Urban Outfitter
  • One Skinny Bitch
  • 2-Dimensional
  • Outta My Way!

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Amid speculation that Lindsay Lohan's life is spiraling out of control – yet again - the troubled star can at least point to one reliable star in her korner:

Kim Kardashian.

Kardashian's koncern follows a weekend for Lohan in which she was issued an arrest warrant (later thrown out) and saw the arrival of the police at girlfriend Samantha Ronson's home Saturday after a epic fight led to a broken window.

"It's so sad that there's such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home," Kardashian said in an interview.

"I mean, when have you not thrown something when you're mad? Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they've gotten so mad that they've thrown something, but maybe not necessarily breaking a window."

"Can't people have an argument without everyone watching?"

Boo-tay

This Lindsay Lohan photo has nothing at all to do with Kim Kardashian, or this article. Sorry for the confusion. But you've got to admit, it's pretty stellar.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star also scoffs at buzz that Lohan, who has had previous stints in rehab, is presently spiraling out of control.

"Just because she had an argument, I don't think it means she's off track and that everything is crazy. It's really just messed up that everyone blames her."

The Kim Kardashian mantra for koping with the scrutiny?

"Focus on living your life and not the watchful eye everyone has on her. I think everyone needs to let her breathe. [Lindsay]'s got an amazing mom, a beautiful sister and brothers, so just stay close to your family anytime."

NOTE: This may apply better to people with sane families.

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The warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan's arrest has been recalled.

Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, made quick work of it in a hearing that lasted just minutes, offering proof of the actress' compliance with her alcohol education program, and that was that. She is officially off the hook.

Lindsay Lohan didn't show in court.

The wreck will enroll in a new alcohol education program - she had "personality conflicts" with her old one - and will be back in court to prove it April 3.

The reason the arrest warrant was issued is that her alcohol ed program director told the court Lindsay missed three days of class in a 21-day period.

The program director sounded the alarm last week to the court, and that's when the judge in Beverly Hills issued a warrant for cops to arrest Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan in her drug- and booze-addled daze. And days.

Lindsay has been in an alcohol ed program for more than a year as part of her probation. As far as we know, there were no prior absences reported.

Of the three no-shows in 21 days, two if then were excused, Holley argued, and the third was blamed on paparazzi making it impossible for her.

Glad to hear she's off the hook and may now resume starting epic fights with Samantha Ronson that result in the police being called at her leisure.

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More information has come to light regarding the warrant out for Lindsay Lohan's arrest - and wild events that went down yesterday involving both police and counselors after yet another "nuclear" fight between her and SamRo.

The alcohol education program in which Lindsay is enrolled had notified the court Friday because she was not complying with the terms of her probation.

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pic

The violation does not involve an alcohol test, but enrollment in the program. LiLo's lawyer will fight the warrant, arguing Lindsay has not violated anything.

That's where the arrest warrant came from. But at 3:40 p.m., cops were called after an unrelated disturbance at Samantha Ronson's house. Police were at their front door trying to talk to Lindsay and Samantha but they would not open the door.

At first, speculation was that the cops were there to bust Lindsay, however, they were LAPD officers, not the Beverly Hills PD, which issued the warrant.

Frequent meltdowns are just part of what makes these two great.

Ten minutes later, at 3:50, three LAPD cops were still knocking at the door, trying to get Lindsay and Samantha Ronson to open it but they would not. One of the cops was pacing the property. Police then left but stayed in the area.

At 4:30, all police units left Sam's house, with her car is still in the driveway, with with Lindsay having thrown something and broken a window during the fight.

Then, hours later, with a squadron of police cars keeping celeb gossip media at bay, a trio of women came in for an apparent counseling session with the pair.

The threesome arrived around 7:15 and left an hour later. Asked how their meeting with Lohan went, one of the women, who identified herself as a longtime friend, replied, "Good." Asked how Lohan was doing, the woman repeated, "Good."

We look forward to their next screaming match.

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An arrest warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan and we've got the deets. The Beverly Hills Police Department released the following statement Friday:

"In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today [March 13] for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan."

"The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner."

In August 2007, the troubled singer and actress pleaded guilty to two counts of being under the influence of cocaine and pleaded no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher and reckless driving.

She served 84 minutes in jail in November 2007 (see mug shots below), was placed on three years probation and placed in an 18-month alcohol education program.

More updates on this as the story develops ...

  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot: Reloaded!
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot

A new addition to our Lindsay Lohan mug shot gallery is likely!

On a side note, her deadbeat father, Michael Lohan, says he's worried for his daughter's well-being, telling Us Weekly, "I'm always worried about Lindsay as long as she's involved in relationships that are harmful to her."

Lohan calls his daughter's "toxic" girl-on-girl relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson a "powder keg... You never know when it's going to blow up."

If only he would blow up.

Mike had no comment on whether Lindsay Lohan was drinking or on drugs.

"I feel like when you're around the right people, you do the right thing," he said. "But when you're around the wrong people, you do the wrong thing. She'll deal with [the warrant] like she has to. She's not going to ignore it. Mark my words, as long as Samantha Ronson is in Lindsay's life, nothing is going to go right!"

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How far has Lindsay Lohan fallen?

I Know Who Killed Me might not even be her lamest career decision!

The actress - who makes more headlines these days for fights with Samantha Ronson than for any album or movie role - is so desperate for money and attention that she's releasing her own line of spray tan. Yes, spray tan.

Why the motivation to market something even faker than her boobs?

“As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved," Lohan said, proceeding to extoll the virtues of spray tanner Lorit Simon. “She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect."

So that's what Lindsay has been doing with so many men this whole time! She's just been testing the reaction of various spray tans to different tongues and penises.

The $35 product will be available exclusively in Sephora stores on May 1.

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Lindsay Lohan has taken a break from fighting with Samantha Ronson to pose for a series of supposedly sexy pictures.

Of course, Lohan's recent photo shoot might lead to another incident between herself and Sam, as the mediocre actress stripped down and posed seductively for photographer Hedi Slimane.

2-Dimensional

Or at least she tried to. Does this shot do anything for you?

At least these pictures answer a pressing question: what is black, white and goes to bed all over town? Lindsay Lohan!

Click on the following images for many more shots of the half-naked star...

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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