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This is one of the most challenging celebrity fashion face-offs we've ever posed to readers.

Not because selecting a winner between Eva Longoria and Lindsay Lohan will be especially difficult; but because simply locating the anorexic Lohan in the photo below won't be easy.

Lindsay Lohan, Fake Lips

But we think you're up to it!

Before a strong wind blows and knocks Lindsay over, hurry up and compare the stars below. Then, vote in our poll:

Who wears this dress better?

 

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A recent debate took place in The Hollywood Gossip offices. Our staff argued about just how thin Lindsay Lohan has become.

  • According to one writer, Lohan is so thin, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
  • A programmer countered that Lohan is so thin, she could use a Cheerio as a life-preserver!
  • An accountant proceeded to chime in, stating that Lohan is so thin, she makes Shenae Grimes look overweight!

At that, we all realized what sort of dire situation Lindsay had gotten herself into. Fortunately, the actress is aware of her skeletal-like issues and swears that she isn't anorexic.

"I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's," she told Us Weekly over the weekend. "I eat just as much as I always have."

Lohan says she's lost weight because she's been "working a lot," while she blames "stress ... and lack of sleep when I travel" for her frail condition. But she doesn't care if people compare her to Kate Bosworth, Mischa Barton and other miniscule stars.

"They've already said everything about me that they can say. And I've never really cared then. I'm my own person, and people can say whatever they want. I'm still going to be the person that I am."

Here's a look at Lohan through the years. Click on each photo to see how her body has changed:

  • Lindsay Lohan Naked
  • Nude Lindsay Lohan
  • Everyone, Look!
  • Wedgie Fix

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Wait, hasn't Samantha Ronson seen Lindsay Lohan nude?

Even more often than the average Internet user or random pizza delivery boy?

Despite the usual bedroom shenanigans with Lohan, the British DJ looks fascinated by her girlfriend's boobs in this photo. Yes, they are huge, Sam.

But they've also been touched more often than little boys at Michael Jackson's house.

Whoa! Boobs!

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

Click on the following photos for more shots of Samantha and Lindsay during New York Fashion Week:

  • Texting 4 Help
  • Peeved Lindsay
  • Lindsay, Up Close
  • Fashin Week Photo

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We've brought you our Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame. Now we present to you our Celebrity Weight Loss Hall of Fame ... or Shame, as it is in many cases.

For every celebrity weight loss success, there is an equal and opposite celebrity weight gain... or celebrity weight loss gone horribly, horribly overboard.

Sometimes stars mean well, but fall off the boat and pack the pounds back on. Other times, they end up trying TOO hard and skipping a meal or 30.

The technical term for the latter is Mischa Barton Syndrome (MBS). Here's a look at the former OC star looking healthy last year and emaciated now ...

Mischa Barton Then and Now

Wow. Looking good, Mischa. When was your last meal, Thanksgiving?

Follow the jump for many more examples of celebrity weight loss winners and losers - those who have either tried way too hard or not hard enough.

NOTE: In the interest of mixing it up a bit, we didn't even include Jessica Simpson - though you can find many, many photos of her on our site!

Now, on to the Hall of Fame and Shamers ...

Continue Reading...

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Lindsay Lohan is about to die.

On screen, at least.

The promiscuous actress has been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street.

“We were lucky to receive a call from Jason Weinberg, Lindsay’s manager,” producer Andrew Form told JustJared. “He called us to tell us that Lindsay was very interested in the film and wanted to be a part of it. We called Jason back after Wesley Strick finished the script and asked if Lindsay wanted to look at the first draft. She looked it over and loved it. She thought this was the perfect vehicle for her."

Considering the fate of most individuals that come into contact with the movie's iconic villain, Freddie Krueger, it's the perfect vehicle for anyone that's been hoping Lohan's head gets chopped off as well.

"I couldn’t imagine having a better actress for the part," Form said.

Sounds about right to us. Lindsay has been acting like a lesbian with Samantha Ronson for months now.

** Update: Lindsay will never die! "It's not true," Lohan's rep said. "We don't know where this all came from, but there's nothing there."

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They've been through a hell of a lot in recent months - including several raging fights that sparked rumors that there is trouble in girl-on-girl paradise.

But Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have not only stayed together through it all - they look happier than ever! Here's Lindsay (in vintage black Alaia) and Samantha Ronson (in a black leather jacket) hanging out Thursday night ...

The smiling lesbians attended an opening bash for hairstylist Andy LeCompte's West Hollywood salon. Lindsay Lohan even filled in briefly for Samantha Ronson behind the turntables – and played her own song, "Bossy," for the crowd.

It was a bit of an ironic choice, as Sam clearly wears the pants in this relationship, but hey, whatever works and makes LiLo happy is all good by us.

In recent weeks, Lindsay spoke out against the constant criticism and rumors surrounding the couple. But a simple smile may be the best defense of all.

Click to enlarge more recent pics of this (literally) smokin' couple ...

  • Samantha Smokes
  • The Lovely Samantha Ronson
  • Lindsay Lohan Blows Hard
  • LiLo and SamRo
  • Sam and Lindsay Smokin'
  • Linds

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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As rumors swirl regarding problems between Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson, everyone's favorite, occasional lesbian took a break from her relationship to hang out with sister Ali.

The siblings went shopping together in Malibu this week, barely exchanging glances and not looking nearly as excited as they should have considering how many photographers were following them around.

Such apparent disdain for attention is likely to lead to a butt-whipping from mother Dina Lohan when these two get home...

Lindsay and Ali

In the following images, Lindsay Lohan looks baffled about what to buy. She hasn't had to make this difficult a decision since choosing between which gender to date.

Click to enlarge each photo:

  • Lousy Lohans
  • Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo
  • In Deep Thought
  • Lindsay Shops
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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For the first time in a long time, Lindsay Lohan has something to say that isn't simply a denial of her and Samantha Ronson breaking up.

The troubled actress - who has remained relatively quiet and headline-free since she became a lesbian - gave an in-depth interview recently to Interview Magazine. Here are excerpts from it:

On movie stars: When I was a kid, I thought movie stars were women and men who were in these great films that we still look at now. But I don’t think there are too many films coming out these days that we’re going to look at in the future and say, ‘This is one of the great ones.’

On the public perception of her: In terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn’t know how to focus, doesn’t know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. I just feel as though it’s become a situation where people have manifested this caricature of who I am, and they act as if there’s no real person inside of it.

On professional opportunities: what hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don’t get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. But that doesn’t mean it’s going to last forever.

Click on the Lindsay Lohan photos above to enlarge them.

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Lindsay Lohan has a message for various celebrity gossip outlets around the world: zip it!

The actress has posted a new entry on her MySpace page, once again denying rumors that she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have called it quits. The blog reads:

My, What a Skank

Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE.

Alright, alright. We believe you, Lindsay. Now go make a sex tape or something to shift the media attention elsewhere.

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Need proof that 2008 was a good year for Lindsay Lohan?

The actress/singer/part-time lesbian spent the holidays in Miami, strolling along the beach - and looking relatively normal while doing so!

Whatever Samantha Ronson is feeding her girlfriend, it's working...

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photo

Here are a few more shots of Lohan on the beach. Click on each for an enlarged version of this occasional bisexual...

  • A Lohan New Year
  • Beach Chillin
  • Wedgie Fix
  • Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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