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Lindsay Lohan is about to die.

On screen, at least.

The promiscuous actress has been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street.

“We were lucky to receive a call from Jason Weinberg, Lindsay’s manager,” producer Andrew Form told JustJared. “He called us to tell us that Lindsay was very interested in the film and wanted to be a part of it. We called Jason back after Wesley Strick finished the script and asked if Lindsay wanted to look at the first draft. She looked it over and loved it. She thought this was the perfect vehicle for her."

Considering the fate of most individuals that come into contact with the movie's iconic villain, Freddie Krueger, it's the perfect vehicle for anyone that's been hoping Lohan's head gets chopped off as well.

"I couldn’t imagine having a better actress for the part," Form said.

Sounds about right to us. Lindsay has been acting like a lesbian with Samantha Ronson for months now.

** Update: Lindsay will never die! "It's not true," Lohan's rep said. "We don't know where this all came from, but there's nothing there."

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They've been through a hell of a lot in recent months - including several raging fights that sparked rumors that there is trouble in girl-on-girl paradise.

But Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have not only stayed together through it all - they look happier than ever! Here's Lindsay (in vintage black Alaia) and Samantha Ronson (in a black leather jacket) hanging out Thursday night ...

The smiling lesbians attended an opening bash for hairstylist Andy LeCompte's West Hollywood salon. Lindsay Lohan even filled in briefly for Samantha Ronson behind the turntables – and played her own song, "Bossy," for the crowd.

It was a bit of an ironic choice, as Sam clearly wears the pants in this relationship, but hey, whatever works and makes LiLo happy is all good by us.

In recent weeks, Lindsay spoke out against the constant criticism and rumors surrounding the couple. But a simple smile may be the best defense of all.

Click to enlarge more recent pics of this (literally) smokin' couple ...

  • Samantha Smokes
  • The Lovely Samantha Ronson
  • Lindsay Lohan Blows Hard
  • LiLo and SamRo
  • Sam and Lindsay Smokin'
  • Linds

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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As rumors swirl regarding problems between Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson, everyone's favorite, occasional lesbian took a break from her relationship to hang out with sister Ali.

The siblings went shopping together in Malibu this week, barely exchanging glances and not looking nearly as excited as they should have considering how many photographers were following them around.

Such apparent disdain for attention is likely to lead to a butt-whipping from mother Dina Lohan when these two get home...

Lindsay and Ali

In the following images, Lindsay Lohan looks baffled about what to buy. She hasn't had to make this difficult a decision since choosing between which gender to date.

Click to enlarge each photo:

  • Lousy Lohans
  • Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo
  • In Deep Thought
  • Lindsay Shops
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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For the first time in a long time, Lindsay Lohan has something to say that isn't simply a denial of her and Samantha Ronson breaking up.

The troubled actress - who has remained relatively quiet and headline-free since she became a lesbian - gave an in-depth interview recently to Interview Magazine. Here are excerpts from it:

On movie stars: When I was a kid, I thought movie stars were women and men who were in these great films that we still look at now. But I don’t think there are too many films coming out these days that we’re going to look at in the future and say, ‘This is one of the great ones.’

On the public perception of her: In terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn’t know how to focus, doesn’t know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. I just feel as though it’s become a situation where people have manifested this caricature of who I am, and they act as if there’s no real person inside of it.

On professional opportunities: what hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don’t get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. But that doesn’t mean it’s going to last forever.

Click on the Lindsay Lohan photos above to enlarge them.

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Lindsay Lohan has a message for various celebrity gossip outlets around the world: zip it!

The actress has posted a new entry on her MySpace page, once again denying rumors that she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have called it quits. The blog reads:

My, What a Skank

Little piece of TRUE information: We did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE.

Alright, alright. We believe you, Lindsay. Now go make a sex tape or something to shift the media attention elsewhere.

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Need proof that 2008 was a good year for Lindsay Lohan?

The actress/singer/part-time lesbian spent the holidays in Miami, strolling along the beach - and looking relatively normal while doing so!

Whatever Samantha Ronson is feeding her girlfriend, it's working...

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photo

Here are a few more shots of Lohan on the beach. Click on each for an enlarged version of this occasional bisexual...

  • A Lohan New Year
  • Beach Chillin
  • Wedgie Fix
  • Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan didn't have a great Christmas.

On her latest MySpace blog, the actress went off on father Michael for his alleged affair years ago, one that produced likely daughter Ashley Kaufman.

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future," Lohan wrote, adding:

My father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Lindsay Lohan hates her crazy father, whose affair produced Ashley Kaufman. What a family.

Michael Lohan's classy response?

"What real work has Lindsay done since [Samantha Ronson]? Maybe she should follow Britney or Drew's paths and get rid of the darkness and come into the light."

If Michael Lohan thinks Britney Spears has seen the light, then this guy is crazier than we thought.

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Exhaustion? B!tch, please.

As usual, the catch-all explanation for celebrities' mysterious trips to the hospital has been debunked - this time in the case of Samantha Ronson.

Apparently, Sam and Lindsay Lohan were involved in a "nuclear screaming match" at their Hollywood Hills home before Ronson was hospitalized.

Neighbors say they the best friends-turned-lovers were going at it at a fever pitch for quite a long time, but the feud reached a crescendo at around 4:00 a.m. after one of them screamed, "You never say you love me."

The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break.

It was at that point in which Sam was heard screaming at the actress, "If you're gonna break things, get out of my house." Sounds like a fair request.

One neighbor described the conversation as "wailing, with lots of obscenities."

A short time later Sam went to the hospital - her rep says for exhaustion.

Samantha Ronson joined Lindsay for a shopping trip on Tuesday and nothing seemed amiss. But is there trouble in this girl-on-girl paradise? Stay tuned ...

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Since she started dating Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has been nearly unrecognizable.

She doesn't fall down drunk, she doesn't make outlandish statements and she almost always wears underwear. It's a totally different Lindsay than the Firecrotch Queen celebrity gossip tabloids fell in love with.

All Smiles Entering the Courtroom

Fortunately, while walking the streets of L.A. over the weekend, the old Lohan flashed a bit of her former self... by flashing her nipples.

Indeed, a see-through shirt + no bra = the Lindsay Lohan we know and love!

Click on the pictures below for more Lindsay and her giant boobs attracting attention...

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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those scantily-clad lovers of old men, The Girls Next Door. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #7 … Pretend lesbians!

Remember the days where a woman simply had to be railed on tape by her boyfriend in order to achieve fame and fortune? That notion is so 2007, as the past calendar year proved that the public is almost immune to simple heterosexual sex, no matter how explicit.

As a result, aspiring celebrities had to go the extra mile in 2008... by grabbing the extra breast!

Indeed, faux lesbianism has been all the rage, highlighted by off-and-on pretend couple Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel. As soon as one of these unattractive specimens go a month without making headlines, you can be sure to catch them groping one another in public, eyes searching for the nearest photographer.

Look, there's a camera! Grab my ass!

Other celebs that supposedly traded in penis for vagina - at least for the duration of a headline being written about the switch - in 2008 included Aubrey O'Day, Brittny Gastineau and, of course, Lindsay Lohan.

The outbreak of temporary carpet munching has grown so severe that MTV has created a reality series out of it. The Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki, wouldn't have jobs at the moment if they didn't consider women among potential suitors on A Double Shot at Love.

Will this trend continue in 2009? Millions of guys certainly hope so!