Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a penis inside of her for months, we can rule out the possibility that she's pregnant.

But the actress will star in the 2009 comedy, Labor Pains, which is focused on a woman that pretends to be knocked up in order to avoid being fired.

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Congratulations, universe. You win.

After reading how Lindsay Lohan is "really happy," in the latest issue of Marie Claire, we find ourselves glad this former loose celebrity has settled down.

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Michael Lohan has said he's engaged to Erin Muller, but the arrangement won't be made official until certain family issues are resolved.

If the ex-convict is waiting for daughter Lindsay to forgive him, well, he'll never be officially engaged.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan