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Bored senseless with no career to speak of, Lindsay Lohan posts a lot of inane things on Twitter, including pictures of herself in various stages of undress.

But she did not Tweet judgment on Justin Timberlake, she claims.

Earlier this week, a Justin-related Tweet on Lindsay's page read "where's jb cheater" also had a so-dark-you-can't-see-anything picture attached to it.

That photo purportedly showed the pop-R&B star living it up on the dance floor at an NYC hot spot. Not that you can tell what's going on at all in it.

Lohan Twitter

HOW TWEET IT IS: The message in question, from "sevinnyne6126" to Justin Timberlake. Of course, "jb" refers to Timberlake's girlfriend Jessica Biel.

In any case, Lindsay Lohan says she didn't do it, and claims that the accusatory Tweet was authored by an impostor who somehow hacked her account.

"I don't Twitter about my personal life," the former actress wrote on (obviously) Twitter. "Let alone someone else's life! I learned my lesson some time ago."

"Stop trying to get onto my Twitter page whoever you are! Its extremely creepy!!!" the ex-girlfriend of Samantha Ronson pleaded, followed moments later by, "Just trying to clear the air! I'm tired of changing my password every other day!"

Just STFU and stick to posting topless pics of yourself on there, Linds. Go with what you're good at, and most familiar with. That way you'll never go wrong.

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Despite her best stalking efforts, Lindsay Lohan's turbulent relationship with Samantha Ronson has now hit the final dead end, according to sources.

As she again makes headlines for dubious reasons – this time over a Scotland Yard investigation into a $400,000 jewel heist - LiLo and SamRo are dunzo.

The two never officially got back together after their recent split, inside sources say. Now, after Lohan's latest "manic" antics, they aren't even friends.

"[Sam] let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible," says a source close to Samantha Ronson.

"No matter how many times she promises to change her behavior, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac."

Where would she ever get that crazy idea?

Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pic

Amazingly, Sam does not want to take this back.

The recent antics included the Lindsay Lohan topless pic she posted on her Twitter and her long hours of partying in Los Angeles and New York.

"She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together," according to the Sam source.

While the couple had been repeatedly photographed together, sources sany any reunion was strictly based on friendship, not romance: "Sam is a nice person and wouldn't throw anyone out of her life, but it was no more than that."

Guess the reports that she had successfully stalked and retained her girl-on-girl action partner were premature, or based on pure conjecture.

Oh well. Click to enlarge some Lindsay and Samantha Ronson images below, showing the strange couple's most touching moments together...

  • Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
  • Peeved Lindsay

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Hey, at least a police investigation would give her something to do.

Lindsay Lohan's latest headline-grabbing exploit involves the disappearance of roughly $410,000 worth of jewelry, which went missing earlier this month after a London photo shoot featuring the "star," according to news reports.

Anorexic Waste

Scotland Yard was quick to deny that Lohan was a suspect, but confirmed that everyone present for the shoot, held June 6 for Elle UK, will be questioned.

A necklace and diamond earrings loaned to the mag by Dior were reported AWOL two days after the shoot, just as Lohan made her way back to the U.S.

"The allegation of theft was reported to us on June 8, after earrings and a necklace believed to be worth in the region of [$410,000] were found to be missing approximately two days earlier," a Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed."

"Enquiries are continuing and no arrest has been made at this stage."

If nothing else, this oughta help her kill time by giving her some rumors to shoot down. Awesome as that Lindsay Lohan topless photo was, we don't need her combing through the archives and playing around with her iPhone naked every day.

While it's been reported that up to a dozen people may be questioned, the coked-up wannabe lesbian is not believed to be one of them. Yet.

"We haven't been contacted yet by anyone," the 22-year-old's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said. "Lindsay hopes they find the missing items."

For images of this nut job from the photo shoot in question and throughout the years, click to view our full gallery Lindsay Lohan pictures!

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Speidi, take notice. Lilo is taking desperation and attention-grabbing to new lows.

Not to mention boredom. Crazy girl really must not have much in the way of work.

As if the Lindsay Lohan crotch shot (fear the firecrotch!) while exiting a London cab two weeks ago wasn't enough, the star (term used loosely) was apparently pretty bored yesterday and posted a topless photo of herself on Twitter.

Topless Lindsay Lohan: Hot? Not? Coked up and slutty? All of the above?

This wasn't even a spontaneous thing, in which she was walking around with no shirt and decided to share it with the world. We could easily see Lindsay doing this.

No, this is an old school Lindsay Lohan topless picture, meaning she was REAL bored and scrolling through old topless pics of herself, looking to post one online.

Samantha Ronson needs to smack some sense into her wife.

In case you were wondering, this gem was taken on the set of one of the "actress'" greatest career milestones - remember the Fornarina commercial?

If you don't, boy are you in luck. We've posted it for you below. And while we still can't tell you what the hell Fornaria even is, this speaks for itself ...

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Has Lindsay Lohan successfully stalked Samantha Ronson?

As reported earlier, the nightmare of an actress followed her ex-girlfriend to London and pretty much wouldn't leave her alone.

Sober Shine Award

Now, based on a couple of recent Tweets, it appears as though Lohan may have worn down the British DJ.

Don't turn around, Samantha Ronson. There's a Crotch of Fire behind you.

"Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!" Lindsay wrote on her Twitter page yesterday, as she and Ronson were photographed at a London airport terminal together awaiting a flight to Los Angeles.

This Twitter message was soon followed by: "Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)"

Wow. The smiley faced wink of an emoticon?!? They are totally back together.

That's what a source confirms to People, as well, saying:

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

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When it comes to Kate Gosseln vs. Octomom, everyone loses. Badly.

While it's not as embarrassing for society, it's almost as difficult to choose a side in the new feud between Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Drew Pinsky.

First, the world's most attention-starved doctor spoke to Parade magazine about the trainwreck of an actress. He said:

"I'm convinced that she'll get sober one day. But I'm afraid that between now and then, she may get a nearly mortal wound of some type. I'm really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety. She needs to give it up. And it's going to be a while before she does. I have this image that she's going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me."

Can you even choose a side in the growing rivalry between Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Drew?

Lohan's response to this supposedly helpful advice? It arrived courtesy of Twitter:

"I thought REAL doctors talked to patients in offices behind closed doors. Am I wrong? Hmmmmm. I think NOT. Yay!"

You're right, Lindsay. Pinsky is a fame-mongering hack. But you're Lindsay Lohan. You both lose.

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Chin up, LeAnn Rimes. You aren't the only famous, alleged stalker out there these days.

According to reports out of England, Lindsay Lohan figures the best way to reconcile with Samantha Ronson is to follow her around. Everywhere.

The Daily Mail states that Lohan learned of a series of DJ gigs Ronson had lined up around Great Britain. As a result, Lindsay organized a handful of photo shoots and club appearances to coincide with her ex-girlfriend's plans.

Lindsay the Loser

Sources claim the troubled actress checked into the Blakes on Tuesday, a luxury hotel just down the road from where Ronson is staying.

From there, Lohan spent most of Wednesday evening inside Bungalow 8, where her former flame just happened to be serving as DJ. Ronson, supposedly, left soon after Lindsay's arrival, but Lohan booked down the street after her.

"Lindsay has been quite crafty and has arranged it so she comes to London a few days before Sam and establishes herself as a force here," a source told the newspaper, detailing how Lohan is attempting to make a home for herself on Ronson's turf.

In a clear attempt to show the world what her ex was missing, Lohan also flashed her crotch to reporters this week.

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What's old is new again for Lindsay Lohan.

The troubled actress was spotted with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at Bungalow 8 nightclub in London last night. The pair allegedly left within minutes of each other.

We can't confirm what took place back at Ronson's apartment; but we can, unfortunately, report that Lohan may have given onlookers a preview earlier in the night.

Upon exiting a car - oops! - Lohan exposed her crotch of fire to anyone with a camera. That's one disgusting way for this out-of-work actress to make headlines again...

Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot

Lindsay Lohan nude, emulating Marilyn Monroe? Sort of hot. Lindsay Lohan flashing her shaven vagina for all to see? In need of censorship.

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According to a story in The National Enquirer, Lindsay Lohan has proposed to Samantha Ronson and is set to convert to Judaism in order to make the union work.

In related news, Carrie Prejean just had a heart attack.

White Powder

Sources tell the unreliable newspaper that Ronson's Jewish family wasn't happy when Lindsay asked for Samantha's hand in marriage; in response, Lohan has offered to convert from Catholicism.

And in response to that, Catholics everywhere cried: good riddance!

"Lindsay says Sam's promised she'll persuade her family to accept this, and they won't wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do's," an insider told the tabloid.

We know it's hard to believe everything/anything The National Enquirer writes, but remember: this is the same publication that broke the Rielle Hunter and Oksana Grigorieva pregnancy stories!

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Thank goodness. Our national nightmare is over.

Lindsay Lohan has landed a job, meaning she won't need to refinance her mortgage into an unappealing adjustable rate home loan whose interest rate sky-rockets after a few years.

Lindsay Lohan, Blue Bikini

A couple months after complaining about the toll this recession is taking on her bank account, Lohan has snagged a new acting gig.

Look for her to appear - alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. - in The Other Side, an independent fantasy comedy.

"It's a wonderful cast and it's shooting on the East Coast, which we are excited about," Lohan's manager/terrible mother, Dina, told People about the film.

According to Variety, the movie centers on "a grad student [Lohan] who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before."

Speaking of secret tragedies... are you really pregnant, Lindsay?

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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