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Lindsay Lohan and her kid sister Ali Lohan arrived at The Ivy at midnight last night, which is a totally appropriate activity for a girl who's 15 years old.

You have to wonder how Ali Lohan has even made it this far in life with the worst role models in the world - Lindsay, Dina and Michael - guiding her.

The influence of Lindsay Lohan is the most palpable.

Check out Ali looking like a 37-year-old, twice-divorced barfly on the prowl for some young action. Way to stay buttoned up and classy there, Al ...

Poor Ali Lohan

Later, Lindsay and Ali Lohan turned up at LiLo's gal pal Samantha Ronson's house with groceries and bags of goodies. You know it. Slumber party time.

Ali's black bag below appeared to contain alcohol, of course. We give it a couple of months before she's in rehab. Just in time for her Sweet 16 ...

  • Anorexic, Coked-Up Chick
  • 15 Going on 30
  • Out to Da Club
  • Just Grocery Shopping
  • Awake at Ivy

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Wow. It takes serious talent for someone with money and fame to wear three different horrendous outfits in a single day. Lindsay Lohan, everybody!

A brief rundown of the three fashion disasters in question:

  1. Making her exit from girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house, the train wreck wears a bra-free shirt. Sadly, her style day went downhill from here.
  2. Needing a mid-day pick-me-up, Lindsay eschewed the usual crack and opted for Starbucks, sporting a heinous, midriff-baring top, circa 1982.
  3. Not to be outdone by her own ineptness, the supposed actress headed out to the airport with l'il sis Ali Lohan while trying to "hide from the cameras." By looking like a hobo in desperate need of food and shelter.

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  • Dressing in the Dark
  • Ugly Clothes
  • Bad Dresser

Lindsay Lohan's style goes from bad to worse. [Photos: Fame]

Perhaps she stood stick to getting naked. Seriously, clothing fads come and go, but Lindsay Lohan nude never goes out of style. It's also free, which is critical when you can't hold down a job, and it's conveniently low-maintenance!

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The last time Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan hung out, the former was just starting to go bat$h!t insane, and was likely wearing no pants, while the latter was still interested in male anatomy, and none other than Paris Hilton was riding shotgun.

Paris was nowhere to be found Sunday night, but Lindsay, Britney and their matching blonde weaves met up at Full Frontal Disco (really) in L.A.'s Chinatown.

The last time these two went full frontal? Well, to be honest, it's been a good while for Britney. But Lindsay Lohan nude is sort of becoming a frequent thing.

Anyway, here are the two recovering train wrecks at the club ...

Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears

Two-thirds of the Ho Train reunites as Britney and Lindsay par-tay!

It looks like they were having a good time. We can only pray this night did not end with the second worst car ride ever. And that it wasn't a precursor to Britney being placed under a 5150 hold and Lindsay passing out face down on Samantha's lawn.

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Back in June, Lindsay Lohan did a photo spread with Elle UK.

This was when she was accused of stealing at least $45,000 worth of jewelry from the shoot and was being investigated by British police for the incident.

Now, the September issue of Elle UK is out with Lohan on the cover - and a commentary by Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy in her letter from the editor.

Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot," she writes.

"It read, ‘Let’s do this again some time.’ I’ve put it up on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I ever could. This was the most unpredictable, and the most confusing cover shoot in my magazine career.

"First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there. And what we got was amazing."

"This shoot is truly original, just like Lindsay Lohan herself. In the end, she did her job brilliantly and, I hope you will agree, so did we.”

About sums it up, right? No wonder this girl can't hold down a job (or a partner). Follow the jump for a look behind the scenes of her Elle UK shoot  ...

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According to her Twitter, Lindsay Lohan got herself a job. That pays money!

It doesn't involve Fornarina or spray tanner, either. LiLo actually landed a role in Robert Rodriguez's next movie Machete. It begins filming in two weeks.

If she can go that long without another epic meltdown, she might actually get a film credit. It may go straight to DVD, but still. The plot, according to IMDB:

"Federale Machete is hired to assassinate a senator. Just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up."

"He barely survives, and is soon out for revenge against his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend, who has become a priest. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!"

Workin' It So Hard

Lindsay Lohan has gotten a paying job! On a movie set! The over-under on the time it takes her to get fired from it is currently six weeks. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Sounds like an instant classic. Then again, better than being forced to mock yourself with the Sanjayas of the world who sleep outside on I'm a Celebrity.

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Former actress and Hollywood's #1 train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, is rumored to be on the wish list of the producers of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Sounds like a good casting fit, only I'm a Celebrity would have a pretty hard time manufacturing the kind of drama she ends up causing nightly in real life.

She of the fiery crotch was caught on video having another epic meltdown on the steps of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at 5 a.m. over the weekend.

From what we can gather amid the screaming and sobbing, Lindsay Lohan apparently had been waiting there for hours. When Sam finally gets home, she cries, freaks and starts accusing her of lying about her whereabouts. It only got uglier.

This would almost be sad and depressing if it weren't so darn funny. Can it be both at the same time? Follow the jump to watch Lindsay losing it again ...

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We have no idea if this will actually happen, or even if it's a real rumor or just some magazine editor making it up for that matter. But even if the latter is the case, it's a terrific indicator of Lindsay Lohan's career trajectory.

The former movie star was once pretty big, and you don't see big film stars appearing on reality shows like I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. No, no.

Lock Up the Booze

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? Perfect casting. Sanjaya Malakar? He was already sleeping outside, he might as well get paid for it. But Lindsay Lohan?

Eh, she just might fit the bill. Five years ago, this would have seemed absurd. But nowadays she stars in Labor Pains and Fornarina ads. Case rested.

Lindsay Lohan on reality TV? Not that big a stretch!

British celebrity news magazine New is claiming that TV bosses are hoping to sign the fiery crotched spray-tan entrepreneur up for I’m A Celebrity.

The biggest snag in signing the pants-less wonder? Lindsay Lohan's fee, which is still considerable enough to potentially torpedo the series' costs.

“If we sign her, we’ll have blown the budget. The other celebrities will have to go whistle,” the magazine reports, whatever that last part means.

We doubt this will come to fruition, but a celebrity gossip site can hope.

She'd be a great contestant, eschewing food anyway, and think of the hookup potential! On a desert island, even Lindsay Lohan might seem appealing.

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We feel like we've seen this before. Only hotter.

The last time she posed like her idol Marilyn Monroe, we were treated to various Lindsay Lohan nude pics paying homage to "The Last Sitting."

On this occasion, Lohan takes over the August cover of Vogue Spain to reinterpret the look of her hero, who died of an overdose at age 36 ...

Lindsay Lohan fashions herself a modern-day Marilyn Monroe.

The alleged actress and workaholic certainly is everywhere these days.

From Fornarina ads to ABC Family movies to magazine spreads like this one to celebrity gossip sites to Twitter, where she posts topless pics of herself, you cannot get away from her even if you want to. What a mogul.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pics from the magazine ...

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Lindsay Lohan's career has taken as many twists and turns as her love life (and you could argue has followed a similarly negative trajectory).

Fresh off the release of her new movie Labor Pains, LiLo is back as the face of Fornaria. Oh yes. That classic video was not nearly enough ...

Fornaria Foto

An an overwhelmingly clothed Lindsay Lohan gets into a familiar position in a sexy, heavily photoshopped, and somewhat strange ad for Fornarina.

Flash! Bang! Wow! If these ads don't make you want to shell out money on the same clothes Lindsay Lohan wears, you probably want to check your pulse.

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures for the ad campaign:

  • Fornariacation
  • Ready to Get ...
  • Rock Out with Your ...
  • Rocker Chick Look
  • Hornaria
  • Hot Lohan Pic
  • Fornaria Babe
  • Bad Ass Bitch
  • On the Bed and Waiting
  • Fornaria Pose
  • Lindsay Lohan Fornaria Ad

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We've previously taken a look back at the love lives of two of our favorite celebrities, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. When it comes to turbulent and often wild romantic retrospectives, these two have few, if any rivals.

Lindsay Lohan is one of those rivals.

Below, The Hollywood Gossip reflects on the men (and women!) who have seen Lindsay Lohan nude. The list is not short, nor filled with people you have heard of. What a long, strange, drug and girl-on-girl action-fueled trip it's been ...

2001-2002: Aaron Carter. If it seems like forever ago, that's because it was. This is before A-Cart dumped Lindsay Lohan and started not nailing Hilary Duff.

2003-2004: Wilmer Valderamma. No idea how this guy used to get laid so much, but the proof is in the pudding, just as Valderamma was in Lindsay Lohan.

2005: Courtneay Semel. Supposedly, Court introduced Lindsay to the ways of the vagina. This has not been confirmed, but we wouldn't be too shocked either.

2006: Harry Morton. The handsome CEO of the Pink Taco restaurant chain lent himself to many jokes about pink tacos that just never get old. Unfortunately, their relationship did. Probably because Morton doesn't drink or do drugs.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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