Sorry Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Jude Law, AJ Lamas, Calum Best and numerous other men.

But OK! reports that Lindsay Lohan has finally found stability and happiness with Samantha Ronson.“This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a true friend of Lindsay's told the tabloid. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

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Just as Lindsay Lohan appears back on track - happy and healthy in a relationship with Samanta Ronson - a celebrity gossip tabloid is intent on bring the actress down.

According to Star, the formerly promiscuous skank is heading toward another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown. "Lindsay's been drinking, doing cocaine and causing all-around mayhem for the past few months," an source told the magazine. "She quit going to Alcoholics Anonymous and has absolutely never taken recovery seriously. She's gotten progressively worse, and everyone in her life is really scared."

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Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a penis inside of her for months, we can rule out the possibility that she's pregnant.

But the actress will star in the 2009 comedy, Labor Pains, which is focused on a woman that pretends to be knocked up in order to avoid being fired.

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Congratulations, universe. You win.

After reading how Lindsay Lohan is "really happy," in the latest issue of Marie Claire, we find ourselves glad this former loose celebrity has settled down.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan