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Lindsay Lohan's turbulent personal life is ridiculed here almost daily.

It's little surprise, then, that it is now being spoofed in a new adult film starring lookalikes of the former actress and her gal pal Samantha Ronson.

Livin' La Vida Lindsay

The X-rated documentary-style comedy follows "Lindsay" - played by redhead Scarlett Fay in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan - as she struggles with her on-off romance with Samantha, goes in and out of rehab, etc.

Suffice it to say, there are wardrobe malfunctions involved. And then some.

The faux firecrotch also gets advice from fake, filthy knockoffs of Paris Hilton (though the real one would have worked fine) and Scarlett Johansson (for reasons unknown, maybe they had a bored adult star who looks kinda like her).

In the film, nude Lindsay Lohan repeats her real-life Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in a blonde wig - and later hooks up with Ron Jeremy, obviously.

Talk about a must-see ... well, not really. You could a lot of the same kind of things by following the real Lohan around, but whatever. Follow the jump to see the probably unsafe for work, but amusing cover of the video ...

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Reports have surfaced today that Lindsay Lohan is somehow launching a new company with partner Kristi Kaylor. Skinny Bitch Unforgettable Productions will develop and produce a slate of TV series, films, documentaries and online content.

No, it will not produce adult films. That was our first question too!

Kristi Kaylor oversees Lohan's 6126 fashion line. Ryan Seacrest is said to be a major part of the newly founded organization as well. Hey, at least they won't have a big food budget. Gotta keep overhead down in these tough times.

Last month, the American Idol host Tweeted about a "reality show idea" he had for Lohan, 23, after the two went clubbing at Hollywood hot spot H. Wood.

Now, the alleged workaholic taking the first step in that direction.

LoHo

Bored senseless, Lindsay Lohan is starting a company. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"I have created some projects that I am very excited to bring to television, both on the scripted and non-scripted side," said the one-time movie star.

"I have a few scripts and books that I have kept my eyes on [which] I feel very fortunate to develop and package them under my new company."

Among the shows Lindsay Lohan - with Seacrest's assistance - is reportedly working on are Faux Real, touted as an Entourage for the fashion world; and a dating-themed game show called That's What Friends Are For. Yes, really.

Oh, and we can't possibly forget their planned documentary series focusing on a specific cause in conjunction with a charitable organization. Zzzzzz.

Congrats to the accused spray tan thief on her new venture. We're sure it will be wildly successful, given her recent track record and work ethic.

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Lindsay Lohan really needs to get a job.

With all this free time on her hands, the celebrity clearly can't steer clear of trouble. Case in point #145? The one-time actress stands accused of swiping the formula of 11 herbs and spices used for her Sevin Nyne spray tan line.

Jennifer Sunday is suing the "workaholic" and entrepreneur Lorit Simon in federal court for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

She wants some serious payback.

Sunday says she had a deal with Simon's company for a tan line but balked at Simon and Lindsay's request to buy the formula. Sunday says she was shocked to discover her "sunless secret" ingredients used in the $35 Lohan-branded Sevin Nyne.

"It was initially envisioned [Sunday] would manufacture the product and ship out the spray to Ms. Simon's company," plaintiff attorney Marcia Cohen tells E!.

"Now we see Ms. Lohan taking credit for having created Ms. Sunday's formula."

No comment from the skank or her reps. Click to enlarge some recent Lindsay Lohan pics showing the struggling star leaving Samantha Ronson's house ...

  • The Skankiest
  • Sam's Bitch
  • Lohan Bolts
  • A Crotch Made of Fire
  • Skinny Legs
  • Coke Head
  • Anorexic Waste

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Looking fairly lucid and sober (well, at least for her) and dressing fairly conservatively (well, at least for her), Lindsay Lohan went shopping with friends (which apparently she has) in Brentwood and Malibu, Calif., over the holiday weekend.

As she stepped out of a car, the one-time actress looked kind of rough, although she did stun celebrity gossip sites by covering up her genitals for once in her life.

Isn't it so wonderful to watch children learning?

Fire Crotch Shot?!

NO (FIRE) CROTCH SHOT HERE: Just give it until Thursday.

Lindsay, who got back together with Samantha Ronson for the 142nd time last week, also marked her 23rd birthday on July 2. The train wreck hasn't had many notable achievements in ... well, as long as we can remember. But she's still around!

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures from her shopping trip ...

  • Skinny Beeyotch
  • The Fiery Crotch
  • Strangely Covered Up
  • Ho-han Pic
  • Stocked Up
  • Hohan Shops

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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You know what they say. The 36th time is the charm.

Like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, these two have broken up and gotten back together so many times that we can't even keep track anymore. And also like the aforementioned couple, one of them is much hotter than the other!

Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday - which she already did a week ago - by advertising that she is totes back together with Samantha Ronson.

The manly DJ and the Crotch of Fire were seen toting pizza below ...

LiLo and SamRo: Every day is an adventure.

The on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off pair had a very civilized date for them, having lunch in Malibu with no cops called even once!

Hey, it's progress, right?

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America's favorite workaholic firecrotch turns 23 today. Congratulations, Lindsay Lohan, on actually making it another entire year without dying! Not a small feat!

Also celebrating a birthday today? Another young and beautiful, though thankfully less controversial actress. You know her as Ashley Tisdale. Happy b-day girl!

In honor of this special second day of July, and the two starlets who share this day of birth, here are 23 Lindsay Lohan pictures and 24 Ashley Tisdale photos.

Enjoy! Click to enlarge these Lindsay Lohan photos ...

  • Lindsay Lohan: GQ
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Naked
  • Nude Lindsay Lohan
  • Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini
  • Boo-tay

Click to enlarge these Ashley Tisdale pics ...

  • A Guilty Pleasure
  • For The Record Scott Speer
  • Ashley Tisdale Photo

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God, Lindsay Lohan is pathetically in need of attention.

The out-of-work actress exploited Michael Jackson's death this week in an attempt to make headlines and seem like she was one of the millions of people affected by the passing of the King of Pop.

Lohan Tweeted a poolside picture of herself posing like Jackson. But she isn't self-involved, of course, because "M.J. was playing when this was taken, I'm not that much of narcissist," as she told her Twitter follwers.

In related news, if you follow Lindsay Lohan on Twitter, you really need to get a life.

Lindsay Lohan, who was barely alive when Michael Jackson had his last hit, poses like the King of Pop. Is nothing sacred anymore?!?

Meanwhile, Lindsay also gave an interview to Britain’s OK! Magazine prior to her 23rd birthday last week.

In the conversation, Lohan - forgive us as we stifle fits of laughter - focused on her dedication to, and obsession with, work.

“It’s not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents. I’m a workaholic," she said. "I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated. I am the hardest-working person I know."

Note to Lindsay: working some random dude's pole every Saturday night does not qualify you as a workaholic.

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Lindsay Lohan rocked out in a sexy Herve Leger bandage bikini an early 23rd birthday party for herself held at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Resort Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. We have to say, she looked pretty decent.

Until we remember that it's Lindsay Lohan, of course.

Such Trash

The Mean Girls actress hung out with her friends (including Brittny Gastineau) in the VIP cabana. Check out her red number below and tell us what you think ...

Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 23rd birthday in style.

To be honest, we are a little surprised, and certainly glad, that Lindsay appears poised to survive until her actual birthday on Thursday. Doing all that coke and eschewing food is truly an impressive feat. Way to go, girl! Time to party!

Click to enlarge lots more Lindsay Lohan pictures from the event ...

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Stop the presses. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are back together.

At least for the next couple of hours, at least. Check back after lunch.

Despite her manly ex-girlfriend's assertion that the two are not even friends, Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night by TMZ with SamRo like old times.

The girl-on-girl action partners left a hot spot after midnight and drove off together in the same car. Friends? More than that? Who can say for sure.

But it looks like the crotch of fire is a hard habit to quit.

Samantha and Lindsay are supposedly broken up, but broken up non-friends don't go clubbing together, and leave holding hands, in the wee hours do they?

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We've often wished Lindsay Lohan would shut the eff up.

Last night, Los Angeles' finest shared in that sentiment.

The venerable crotch of fire, who's just endured a week for the ages, was issued a citation last night (this morning) for being just too frickin' loud.

Neighbors unlucky enough to live near her in the Hollywood Hills called the LAPD in the wee hours of the morning due to loud music at Lohan's pad.

At 4:20 a.m., appropriately, cops came and took care of it by giving LiLo a ticket for excessive noise. Hopefully this makes the new reality show.

Just another day in the life of a train wreck.

Fire Crotch

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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