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Lindsay Lohan really needs to get a job.

With all this free time on her hands, the celebrity clearly can't steer clear of trouble. Case in point #145? The one-time actress stands accused of swiping the formula of 11 herbs and spices used for her Sevin Nyne spray tan line.

Jennifer Sunday is suing the "workaholic" and entrepreneur Lorit Simon in federal court for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

She wants some serious payback.

Sunday says she had a deal with Simon's company for a tan line but balked at Simon and Lindsay's request to buy the formula. Sunday says she was shocked to discover her "sunless secret" ingredients used in the $35 Lohan-branded Sevin Nyne.

"It was initially envisioned [Sunday] would manufacture the product and ship out the spray to Ms. Simon's company," plaintiff attorney Marcia Cohen tells E!.

"Now we see Ms. Lohan taking credit for having created Ms. Sunday's formula."

No comment from the skank or her reps. Click to enlarge some recent Lindsay Lohan pics showing the struggling star leaving Samantha Ronson's house ...

  • The Skankiest
  • Sam's Bitch
  • Lohan Bolts
  • A Crotch Made of Fire
  • Skinny Legs
  • Coke Head
  • Anorexic Waste

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Looking fairly lucid and sober (well, at least for her) and dressing fairly conservatively (well, at least for her), Lindsay Lohan went shopping with friends (which apparently she has) in Brentwood and Malibu, Calif., over the holiday weekend.

As she stepped out of a car, the one-time actress looked kind of rough, although she did stun celebrity gossip sites by covering up her genitals for once in her life.

Isn't it so wonderful to watch children learning?

Fire Crotch Shot?!

NO (FIRE) CROTCH SHOT HERE: Just give it until Thursday.

Lindsay, who got back together with Samantha Ronson for the 142nd time last week, also marked her 23rd birthday on July 2. The train wreck hasn't had many notable achievements in ... well, as long as we can remember. But she's still around!

Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pictures from her shopping trip ...

  • Skinny Beeyotch
  • The Fiery Crotch
  • Strangely Covered Up
  • Ho-han Pic
  • Stocked Up
  • Hohan Shops

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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You know what they say. The 36th time is the charm.

Like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, these two have broken up and gotten back together so many times that we can't even keep track anymore. And also like the aforementioned couple, one of them is much hotter than the other!

Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday - which she already did a week ago - by advertising that she is totes back together with Samantha Ronson.

The manly DJ and the Crotch of Fire were seen toting pizza below ...

LiLo and SamRo: Every day is an adventure.

The on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off pair had a very civilized date for them, having lunch in Malibu with no cops called even once!

Hey, it's progress, right?

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America's favorite workaholic firecrotch turns 23 today. Congratulations, Lindsay Lohan, on actually making it another entire year without dying! Not a small feat!

Also celebrating a birthday today? Another young and beautiful, though thankfully less controversial actress. You know her as Ashley Tisdale. Happy b-day girl!

In honor of this special second day of July, and the two starlets who share this day of birth, here are 23 Lindsay Lohan pictures and 24 Ashley Tisdale photos.

Enjoy! Click to enlarge these Lindsay Lohan photos ...

  • Lindsay Lohan: GQ
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Naked
  • Nude Lindsay Lohan
  • Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini
  • Boo-tay

Click to enlarge these Ashley Tisdale pics ...

  • A Guilty Pleasure
  • For The Record Scott Speer
  • Ashley Tisdale Photo

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God, Lindsay Lohan is pathetically in need of attention.

The out-of-work actress exploited Michael Jackson's death this week in an attempt to make headlines and seem like she was one of the millions of people affected by the passing of the King of Pop.

Lohan Tweeted a poolside picture of herself posing like Jackson. But she isn't self-involved, of course, because "M.J. was playing when this was taken, I'm not that much of narcissist," as she told her Twitter follwers.

In related news, if you follow Lindsay Lohan on Twitter, you really need to get a life.

Lindsay Lohan, who was barely alive when Michael Jackson had his last hit, poses like the King of Pop. Is nothing sacred anymore?!?

Meanwhile, Lindsay also gave an interview to Britain’s OK! Magazine prior to her 23rd birthday last week.

In the conversation, Lohan - forgive us as we stifle fits of laughter - focused on her dedication to, and obsession with, work.

“It’s not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents. I’m a workaholic," she said. "I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated. I am the hardest-working person I know."

Note to Lindsay: working some random dude's pole every Saturday night does not qualify you as a workaholic.

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Lindsay Lohan rocked out in a sexy Herve Leger bandage bikini an early 23rd birthday party for herself held at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Resort Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas on Saturday. We have to say, she looked pretty decent.

Until we remember that it's Lindsay Lohan, of course.

Such Trash

The Mean Girls actress hung out with her friends (including Brittny Gastineau) in the VIP cabana. Check out her red number below and tell us what you think ...

Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 23rd birthday in style.

To be honest, we are a little surprised, and certainly glad, that Lindsay appears poised to survive until her actual birthday on Thursday. Doing all that coke and eschewing food is truly an impressive feat. Way to go, girl! Time to party!

Click to enlarge lots more Lindsay Lohan pictures from the event ...

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Stop the presses. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are back together.

At least for the next couple of hours, at least. Check back after lunch.

Despite her manly ex-girlfriend's assertion that the two are not even friends, Lindsay Lohan was spotted last night by TMZ with SamRo like old times.

The girl-on-girl action partners left a hot spot after midnight and drove off together in the same car. Friends? More than that? Who can say for sure.

But it looks like the crotch of fire is a hard habit to quit.

Samantha and Lindsay are supposedly broken up, but broken up non-friends don't go clubbing together, and leave holding hands, in the wee hours do they?

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We've often wished Lindsay Lohan would shut the eff up.

Last night, Los Angeles' finest shared in that sentiment.

The venerable crotch of fire, who's just endured a week for the ages, was issued a citation last night (this morning) for being just too frickin' loud.

Neighbors unlucky enough to live near her in the Hollywood Hills called the LAPD in the wee hours of the morning due to loud music at Lohan's pad.

At 4:20 a.m., appropriately, cops came and took care of it by giving LiLo a ticket for excessive noise. Hopefully this makes the new reality show.

Just another day in the life of a train wreck.

Fire Crotch

This is our reaction to most Lindsay Lohan news and photos.

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Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan were spotted together Thursday night.

Our imaginations ran wild with that run-in, but it turns out their meeting was strictly business - Ryan wants to create a Lindsay Lohan reality show.

"Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her ... it helps people and gives others a second shot!" Ryan wrote on his Twitter page.

"Still putting it all together."

The American Idol host is no stranger to producing. In addition to his radio hosting gig, the star has lent his TV production talents to E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Denise Richards' It's Complicated and Brody Jenner's Bromance.

Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot

Ryan Seacrest's eyes are on this future reality TV firecrotch prize.

Lindsay Lohan - who in the past week alone was investigated in a $400K jewel heist, was dumped for good by Samantha Ronson, posted topless pictures of herself online and had her Twitter account "hacked," also mentioned details of the project.

"Working on a really great project for television - I am excited!" she Twatted. "Something meaningful like Extreme Home Makeover on ABC ... :)"

The premise of the series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen.

Lohan would serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants' stories.

Because that's the kind of "panelist" who needs to oversee people and their problems: A coked-up, slutty, Twitter-obsessed, wannabe lesbian attention whore who can't hold down a job to save her life. Sounds like a winner, Ryan!

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Putting on a happy face after their final breakup, Lindsay Lohan kept it together remarkably well as she left the home of Samantha Ronson Thursday.

A source close to Sam recently stated that the two never got back together after their recent breakup, and that she is "not even friends" with Linds.

That hurts. But Lindsay's not showing it ...

What a 'Lo' Life

Lindsay Lohan also spent some quality time with her family in New York this week, and tried to shop away the heartbreak with a friend yesterday.

Click to enlarge more photos of the star, who's had a rough week - she also had her Twitter account hacked, or so she claims. We sorta doubt it.

It's a tough life for a firecrotching, manic Twitterer ...

  • Leaving 4 Good?
  • L. Lohan Pic
  • Ho-han
  • Waste

[Photos: Fame Pictures]