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Need more proof that the economy is turning around? Lindsay Lohan has found a job!

The struggling actress and overall disaster of a human being has been named “artistic advisor” for Paris designer Emanuel Ungaro. Your guess is pretty much as good as ours as to what that actually means.

But Ungaro CEO and president Mounir Moufarrige sounded excited over the decision. Sort of.

Lindsay Picture

Got a clothing line coming out for anorexic drug addicts? Lindsay Lohan is your advisor!

“A designer only-led fashion house isn’t enough, so we’re adding a super consumer who gives us a direct channel to consumers,” he said. “Odds are it could work. I think the noise level around Lindsay will be very, very big.”

That's true. The sound of a train wrecking is typically quite loud.

As for Lohan, she's just psyched she'll be able to pay her mortgage finally.

“When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it,” she said. “I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”

If past Lindsay Lohan fashion is any indication, that is not a good thing.

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It's nice to see that anorexic waif and sometime actress Lindsay Lohan is already displaying the natural maternal instincts passed down to her from mom Dina.

Lindsay brought her sister Ali Lohan, 16, into L.A. clubs this weekend, for the second time in a week. This time, the skank and skank-in-training hit up Teddy's.

How a 16-year-old gets into a club is beyond comprehension, but then again, this one dresses like a 40-year-old divorcee, so the bouncers were likely fooled.

Both Lindsay and her sis were dressed for attention, with Lindsay wearing a tight jumper and lots of makeup. Jailbait wore a vest as a shirt and booty shorts.

When the wild child and her sis came off the dance floor, Linds was chain smoking in the club, setting a bad example and breaking the law at the same time.

Way to go, LiLo.

  • Waif Photo
  • Poor Ali Lohan

MASTER AND APPRENTICE: Lindsay Lohan is the epitome of a Hollywood train wreck, but she's seeing to it that little sister Ali, 16, follows in her troubled footsteps.

The highlight of the night for Lindsay and Ali? Bumping into actor Jason Segel of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You, Man and How I Met Your Mother fame.

Jason seemed a little embarrassed by the encounter but was gracious as the Lohans fawned all over him. So gracious that they left the club together after.

Reportedly, Linds and Ali partied at Adam Levine's until nearly 6 a.m. when they were spotted at the Chateau Marmont, with Jason getting out of the car.

No word on whether Lindsay's pad got robbed again while she was out all night, but since it's pretty much guaranteed she will be most nights, who knowd!

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Lindsay Lohan could face legal action following claims she lost $2 million worth of borrowed jewels, according to a report today in The Sun (UK).

The supposed actress, 23, was loaned the bling by swanky Beverly Hills store XIV Karats two months ago. Then they recently wanted them back.

That's when Lohan said they had been stolen from her. Of course.

Lindsay's Hollywood Hills home was burglarized last weekend, with thieves making off with a safe as well as some handbags, photos and videos.

Yes, videos. A Lindsay Lohan sex tape should be leaked imminently.

Maybe it's a good thing she's changing addresses, as she seems to be robbed by miscreants or have the police called on her drunk ass about once every month.

Probed

A brittle Lindsay Lohan shivers from a rogue breeze in L.A.

While the burglars were caught on tape, they have yet to be brought to justice. Not that this will stop the jewels' owners from coming after Firecrotch.

"Lindsay claimed they had been stolen. They disappeared. XIV are not happy about it," a source said. "The jewels were in Lindsay's care and they were only on loan. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken."

Lindsay's rep denied the report, which is not the first of its kind.

Christian Dior jewels worth around $400,000 vanished at a photo shoot with Lindsay in London. Her morals and values were ransacked long before that.

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Lindsay Lohan wants a change of address.

No, really, she's moving. Apparently her current house being broken into twice and constantly surrounded by paparazzi lessened the appeal a bit.

At the same time, Samantha Ronson happens to be moving, sick of constant celebrity gossip photographer presence outside her L.A. residence.

Could they be moving to a new place together?

Not likely. But they both are after more privacy and security. Lohan has movers coming today to transport all her stuff from her rented Hollywood Hills home to a more secure high-rise, which she planned even before her recent burglary.

Early on August 23, Lindsay Lohan came home to find a door off its hinges and a safe ripped out of the wall. The police are still trying to identify three suspects who were caught on tape by surveillance cameras ransacking the property.

Lindsay and Sam Picture

Both halves of this troubled, quasi-lesbian couple are seeking new pads.

"I'm sorry i haven't been on in a bit," she Twittered on Wednesday. "My life has been kind of in shambles considering my house was broken into. i feel violated."

She's been violated quite a lot in recent years.

As for Samantha Ronson, she hasn't been robbed, but having to face a bunch of flashbulbs whenever she walks outside hasn't been particularly fun for her.

So she's moving out of her rented Hollywood Hills abode, which currently has a "for lease" sign hanging out front, and is headed for ... an L.A. high-rise!

Hmm ...

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There has never been a Lindsay Lohan sex tape. That we know of.

But there is a tape of people violating her ... home security system.

The LAPD has released some photos of these three people captured on surveillance tape breaking into her house - entering, they believe, through an unlocked door and taking personal items belonging to the alleged star.

All the suspects are described by the LAPD as being between ages 18-25 - a white male and two white females. The women are estimated around 120 lbs.

Lindsay Tweeted of the break-in: "i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

Hmm. Wonder who that old friend is. Samantha Ronson, is that you?

Lohan Robbers

This implies that if she does not know who ransacked her, LiLo is more or less convinced that the person or persons responsible are familiar with the place.

Meanwhile, law enforcement is looking at the possibility the burglar(s) who raided her pad also broke into Audrina Patridge's L.A. home a few months back.

Police note "striking similarities" between the male burglar in both break-ins and are looking into the possibility that the robbers are one and the same.

Their M.O. is also strikingly similar - entering through unlocked doors.

The Audrina Patridge break-in occurred in the early morning hours of Sunday, February 22, while the Lindsay ransacking took this past Sunday morning.

Here's a video of Lindsay Lohan getting robbed ...

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Perennial Father of the Year candidate and new Jon Gosselin BFF Michael Lohan called the LAPD early this morning to report a break-in at Lindsay's house.

Michael claims a safe was ripped off the wall and a couple of watches were taken from Lindsay Lohan. Michael also believes it's "an inside job" since the people that work for his anorexic waif daughter "failed to turn the alarm on."

Lindsay Lohan Clubbing

"I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family," Michael said, ironically since he spent several years in prison for fraud, was estranged from his own kids for some time, and is generally one of the shadier characters around.

"Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives," he continued, also ironically since we all know what Lindsay gives with astounding frequency.

"This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."

LIL-OH-NO: People keep ransacking the crap out of Lindsay Lohan.

A source on scene says that three men were captured by surveillance video breaking into Lindsay's house in the Hollywood Hills. Lindsay came home early this morning (3 a.m., natch), discovered the break-in and called ... Michael.

LAPD officers are currently on the scene investigating. Michael says that in addition to the safe being ripped out of the wall, bags, shoes and jewelry were taken as well.

The police have yet to officially confirm these or any details.

Lindsay Lohan's house was also broken into in May. The suspects were captured on surveillance video and left after presumably being scared by the alarm.

Mom Dina Lohan said Lindsay was planning to move even before last night's break-in occurred: "[sister Ali Lohan] and Linds just left me in New York, and left people in charge to pack, as we are moving her to a safer place."

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Note to Lindsay Lohan:

Stop munching carpet and start chowing down on actual food.

While the occasional actress is supposedly back together with Samantha Ronson, it appears as though the pair never dine together. The next time Lindsay opens her mouth to yell, Samantha should just stick a cheeseburger in there.

Take a look at the following photo of Lohan, taken yesterday at a screening of Inglourious Basterds. Someone needs to tell her that eating out is okay, as long as the act involves meals at a restuarant...

Too Anorexic

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Stop us if you've heard this before: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together!

On August 7, Star Magazine reports that the roller coaster couple celebrated Ronson's birthday in Chicago. They were joined by Ali Lohan, Sam's half-sister Annabelle Dexter-Jones, and four friends for dinner at Hub 51.

"They kept smiling at each other and holding hands," a witness told the tabloid. "It was very sweet. Not only did Lindsay make a toast to Sam, but because Lindsay was so caught up in the moment, she Twittered a special message to Sam to let her know how happy she was."

  • A Gross Kiss
  • Simmer Down

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The group then headed to Crimson Lounge, where Ronson had a three-hour deejay gig.

Lohan, reportedly relaxed and sober, watched her girlfriend spin records from a nearby booth.

“Whatever happened during their separation did wonders because Sam and Lindsay were completely different people,” the source added. “Not only were they totally at ease with one another, but this was the first time Lindsay wasn’t constantly clinging to Sam while Sam was working... It was like Lindsay felt secure with their relationship, so she let Sam do her thing.”

So, what's changed for the pair? The anonymous friend said:

“Lindsay is totally abiding to Sam’s rules. Before they got back together, Sam laid down the law to Lindsay and explained the way things were going to be going forward. It appears Lindsay is listening.”

And putting out a lot, that's for sure.

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Lindsay Lohan and her kid sister Ali Lohan arrived at The Ivy at midnight last night, which is a totally appropriate activity for a girl who's 15 years old.

You have to wonder how Ali Lohan has even made it this far in life with the worst role models in the world - Lindsay, Dina and Michael - guiding her.

The influence of Lindsay Lohan is the most palpable.

Check out Ali looking like a 37-year-old, twice-divorced barfly on the prowl for some young action. Way to stay buttoned up and classy there, Al ...

Poor Ali Lohan

Later, Lindsay and Ali Lohan turned up at LiLo's gal pal Samantha Ronson's house with groceries and bags of goodies. You know it. Slumber party time.

Ali's black bag below appeared to contain alcohol, of course. We give it a couple of months before she's in rehab. Just in time for her Sweet 16 ...

  • Anorexic, Coked-Up Chick
  • 15 Going on 30
  • Out to Da Club
  • Just Grocery Shopping
  • Awake at Ivy

[Photo Credits: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Wow. It takes serious talent for someone with money and fame to wear three different horrendous outfits in a single day. Lindsay Lohan, everybody!

A brief rundown of the three fashion disasters in question:

  1. Making her exit from girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house, the train wreck wears a bra-free shirt. Sadly, her style day went downhill from here.
  2. Needing a mid-day pick-me-up, Lindsay eschewed the usual crack and opted for Starbucks, sporting a heinous, midriff-baring top, circa 1982.
  3. Not to be outdone by her own ineptness, the supposed actress headed out to the airport with l'il sis Ali Lohan while trying to "hide from the cameras." By looking like a hobo in desperate need of food and shelter.

Click to enlarge the corresponding images below, if you dare ...

  • Dressing in the Dark
  • Ugly Clothes
  • Bad Dresser

Lindsay Lohan's style goes from bad to worse. [Photos: Fame]

Perhaps she stood stick to getting naked. Seriously, clothing fads come and go, but Lindsay Lohan nude never goes out of style. It's also free, which is critical when you can't hold down a job, and it's conveniently low-maintenance!

Lindsay Lohan Biography

Lindsay Lohan Photo Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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