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This has truly been a memorable week for Lindsay Lohan for several reasons:

  • She did not die (not to be taken for granted with her).
  • She stayed out of jail (also never to be underestimated).
  • She praised the maturity of sister and fellow club-goer Ali Lohan.
  • She's officially allowed back in one of her fave clubs. Go Lindsay!

According to the New York Post, HoHan is no longer persona non grata at Avenue, the hotspot that banned her ass earlier this year following her Tweeting about Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel by dancing with another woman.

She later claimed her Twitter was hacked. As if that happens. Then again, most people don't make their voicemail password 1234, so who knows with her.

Healthy Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan is free to go clubbing at Avenue again. This is a momentous event in the increasingly unstable life of Lindsay Lohan. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In any case, the alleged actress "besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior."

They capitulated, and this past week, she's already hit Avenue twice.

God help us all.

We plead with those close to her again: Save Lindsay Lohan!

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Ali Lohan is 15. She's too young to drive, vote, purchase tobacco products and fight in a war.

But, relax, people. Lindsay Lohan says her sister is perfecetly capable of partying late into the night. This is coming from someone who certainly knows what it takes to do that.

"She's tougher than I am," Lindsay told Life & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn't know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn't have a big sister."

That's true. Fortunately for Ali, she has a big sister that can teach her exactly how to snort cocaine, vomit from drinking and get behind the wheel of a car when it's wholly illegal and dangerous to try.

  • Old Lohan
  • Young and Stupid

Lindsay added that Ali will "go home early" if her sister wants to stay out late.

It's a good thing, too. Ali Lohan is home-schooled. She can't sleep in and miss out on lessons from mother Dina that include: How to Pose for Tabloid Covers and Crotch Shots 101.

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The LAPD has arrested at least four women in connection with the burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge, a source close to the case has confirmed.

The crazy part? On top of Lindsay and Audzo, they may also be responsible for hitting the homes of Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson and other stars.

Blonde Lohan

One of the suspected criminals, Rachel J. Lee, 19, is also under investigation for being involved in the $2 million jewelry heist at Paris Hilton's home in 2008.

She is suspected of being the crew's ringleader of sorts.

An LAPD spokesman had no confirmation of the arrests.

Lindsay absolutely can't believe the news.

TMZ reports that Courtney Ames, 18, and Diana Tamayo, 19, were both arrested today for felony burglary. A fourth woman arrested has not been identified.

Patridge's home was broken into on February 23, and more than $43,000 in jewelry and designer clothes were taken. Lohan's home was robbed August 23 and an estimated $128,000 in jewelry, designer clothes and accessories ganked.

Thursday's crackdown follows the arrest last month of Nicholas Prugo, 18, who has already been formally charged with the Lohan and Patridge burglaries.

All appear to have been inside jobs, or at least showed signs of them. No connection has been made to last weekend's Kourtney Kardashian burglary.

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Someone really needs to pin Lindsay Lohan down, strap her to a gurney and put her on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center before it's too late.

The following Lindsay Lohan pictures are from this October only. They show a troubled girl whose downward spiral is escalating rapidly and tragically.

Everyone looks bad in photos sometimes. The problem for LiLo? She no longer looks good in any. Her abject misery is starting to show, inside and out.

Below you will see Lindsay at the Whitney Museum Gala, in court, at Paris fashion week, and out partying. You will probably notice a familiar theme:

She looks strung out, frail, feeble and weak.

We disagree with the way he's going about it, but her father, Michael Lohan, is right: Lindsay is a hollow shell of her past self, and she is going to die.

That is, unless we SAVE LINDSAY! If you see her on the street, get her into rehab ASAP. Click to enlarge these pics to see the severity of the situation:

  • Smokin' Hot Bitch!
  • Walking Fashion Disaster
  • Feeble Thing
  • Frailty
  • Train Wreckalicious!
  • Partied Out
  • Got a Crack Pipe Handy?
  • Lindsay Lohan Track Marks?
  • Back in Court
  • What a Frickin' Mess
  • Fire Crotch Pic
  • Rock Bottom?
  • Lindsay the Designer

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Lindsay Lohan may be a train wreck, but she's got a point here.

The alleged actress says she's tired of her dad, Michael Lohan, relentlessly slamming her in the press and using her for attention "as she tries to heal."

Okay, she's got half a point. Trying to heal? Not very hard, LL.

"I'm so hurt that this person who calls himself my father, needs to use the press to communicate with me," Lohan said in response to Michael's desired plan for a conservatorship over his daughter to protect her from destruction.

In an interview with Maury Povich that aired last Friday, the actress' father reached out to his daughter, claiming her health is rapidly deteriorating.

"There's nothing left of her," he said, noting that he "can't even look at her ... I just cry. When I hugged her, it's just this hollow, hollow person."

Lindsay Lohan says she's cut off all ties with her dad.

"I have not spoken to my father, nor have I responded to his threatening and erratic messages over the last several months," she tells Us Weekly.

"It's so sad that he needs to stay in the media spotlight by using my name and making up excessive lies. He should instead trying be a real father."

This concludes our latest installment of the Lohan family drama. We know where we stand at this point, but a couple of pressing questions linger:

Stay tuned.

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The year 2009 is pretty much synonymous with celebrity deaths. Okay, that's not true in the least. But you have to admit, there have been a surprising number.

The way Lindsay Lohan is acting lately, one has to wonder if she's trying to become the latest casualty. If Michael Lohan is clued in, it's gotta be getting bad.

You know you have a drinking problem when the only events interrupting your raging partying schedule are court dates for your past DUI infractions. Yeesh.

We've seen this before with Britney Spears, who made a miraculous comeback after spiraling out of control in 2007. Now Lindsay has taken Britney's #2 spot.

The spot behind Amy Winehouse in The Hollywood Gossip's death pool, that is. A-Dubs remains the odds-on favorite, but LiLo's coming on fast and furious!

Given their lifestyles and frail states, Lindsay and Amy are both strong candidates to leave us at any moment. Who do you think will last longer? Vote below!

Rehab Regular

Lindsay is just 23 and Amy only 26. Both look like they're pushing 45.

Who will live longer?

 

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Recent Brothers & Sisters spoilers have suggested that Balthazar Getty may briefly reprise his role as Tommy Walker, a major character on the first two years.

But recent reports from the Hollywood club scene have shed light on the type of behavior that led to his virtual dismissal from the ABC series last season.

As we reported earlier, Lindsay Lohan has been on an epic bender lately, and over the weekend at Voyeur, she and Balthazar Getty were pawing each other.

Sneaking in through the back door (literally), the pair were all over one another at a table in the front of the room, according to a fellow club goer.

Balthazar Getty's taste in women is dropping faster than Lindsay's skirt.

The duo stayed for less than half an hour before leaving the hip night club, where Whitney Port, Ryan Phillippe and Matthew Perry were also partying.

Ah, true love. These two are definitely made for each other.

Balthazar made headlines last year when the home wrecker Sienna Miller had an affair with him. He then separated from his wife and their four kids.

Lindsay makes headlines every hour of the day recently.

Not in a good way, either. The girl is a train wreck, and getting worse. Michael and Dina Lohan need to quick trading barbs and get their girl into rehab.

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Hello? Pot? Oh, hey! This is Kettle. Just wanted to let you know you're black.

This is basically what Dina Lohan, very likely the worst mother in human history, is saying in her recent message for her ex Michael about his recent interviews.

Michael has said that their troubled daughter Lindsay is abusing prescription pills and is a shell of a person. Dina says Mike should zip it and focus on himself.

Using a celebrity gossip mag as her personal voicemail, Dina lashed back at People Michael: "Michael Lohan needs to focus on paying child support, of which he is six months behind, and making up for all the years he was an absentee dad."

Moreover, the miserable excuse for a human being and parent says her counterpart "needs to stop going national television talking about his children publicly."

Right, because that's not what Dina's entire life is based on.

On Saturday, Michael told celebrity photo agency X17 that he is angling for a Britney Spears-style arrangement in which he can administer Lindsay's affairs.

  • Dumbass Dina
  • Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?
  • Mike Lohan

What a mess. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"I'm going to see the judge this week... If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged [with] kidnapping," the absolute moron said.

During a taping of The Maury Povich Show last week, Michael looked into the camera and relayed this message to Lindsay: "I’m gonna do anything, everything I have to save your life, whether mom likes it, the public likes it, or anyone."

In response to Dina's comment, Michael tells People: "She says I'm not focusing on being a good parent, but is [Dina] focusing on being a good parent?"

You tell her, Mike.

Insisting he is only going public for the sake of Lindsay, he says, "Look, I know sometimes I've said things I shouldnt have, but I have to help my child."

Good luck with that. Lindsay, who got plastered twice over the weekend, plans to turn to the courts and seek a restraining order against her father.

"Lindsay is actively getting a restraining order, her lawyer have already been contacted," says a Lindsay source. "She's scared. This is really serious."

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Sometimes a court date really puts a damper on your party schedule - but not for long. Or at all. These things happen when you're Lindsay Lohan.

Not only was the "actress" out at Voyeur until 1:30 a.m. the night before her court date, which she was late for, but she hit the town after it, too.

Cute Lindsay Lohan Photo

Hey, why let a hearing in which you have to report on the status of your probation after being arrested for DUI come between you and alcoholism?

Her club destination of choice Saturday was Teddy's, a regular spot for Lindsay Lohan debauchery. Apparently she looked like an absolute wreck.

"Her hair was greasy and not brushed, she wasn't wearing makeup, she was smoking cigarettes inside the club every 5-10 minutes," a witness said.

That wasn't the only notable moment of the night, either.

DOWNWARD SPIRAL: Lindsay Lohan is running out of time with us.

At closing time, a waitress went over to her table to pick up the drinks, at which point Hohan said she "not leaving yet" and would "finish her drink when she was ready."

The manager of the club went over to try to intervene, Lohan lashed out again, then "sucked down the remainder of her drink as fast as she could and left immediately."

Always a class act, this one. Isn't she supposed to be clean?

No wonder people close to her say she has hit rock bottom and is an obituary waiting to happen. It's sad when Michael Lohan calls you a sad, hollow and empty person.

Meanwhile, also at the club was a baseball cap-wearing Leonardo DiCaprio. The actor was spotted on the dance floor with Melrose Place hottie Katie Cassidy. HOT!

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Today on the Maury Povich Show, which is apparently still on the air, Michael Lohan reached out to his daughter Lindsay, a.k.a. the walking obituary.

M-Lo, who like his BFF Jon Gosselin is a candidate for Worst Parent of the Year, says Lindsay is deteriorating rapidly due to prescription drug abuse.

"There's nothing left of her," he said. "I was out in L.A. with her about three weeks ago when her house got robbed. She called me up at 3:30 a.m."

"She said, 'Daddy, come out here.' I flew out and couldn't even look at her. I had to go outside and cry. I hugged her. it's just a hollow, hollow person."

He then looked at the camera and said: "Lindsay, I love you with all my heart. I am not going to bury you. You're going to bury me before this is over."

Just what everyone wants to envision. Their dad's death. Moving.

M-Lo Blows

Michael Lohan just wants the best for Lindsay. Yeah, right.

"I will do anything and everything I have to to save your life. Whether mom likes it, or the public likes it, I am going to take all the steps I can to help you because I want you to have your life back. You're not in the right state of mind."

"You're my daughter, honey, and I can do this anymore."

The rumors and evidence of LiLo's slow, painful and inevitable demise have been rampant these days. We certainly know she sucks at fashion and life.

But on Thursday, Lindsay said that "Everything is good. I am in a really good place. I've been working a lot. I literally slept the entire day yesterday. I woke up, and it was like 10 o'clock at night. I was like, 'I have stuff to do!'"

Asked about her father, Lindsay said: "I just wish he would shut up."

Classic. Here's Michael Lohan on Maury Povich today ...

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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