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The Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson break-up is great for at least one individual:

Michael Lohan.

The end of his daughter's relationship has given this crazy father an opportunity to jump into the spotlight.

"Breakups are never pretty and they're never easy. I'm here for Lindsay any time," Michael told Extra. "I've cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A."

He's also made time to bash Lindsay's mother again.

"I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It's about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It's time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career."

Don't worry, Mike. Lindsay is way ahead of you. That self-tanner will totally turn her career around!

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The latest on the break up between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan is far from pretty.

According to Us Weekly, the British DJ's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could file for a retraining order three days after Lohan was barred from a Ronson family event.

"They were directed to the court to get a restraining order," Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall said.

Was the request focused on Lohan? That's unclear... but quite likely.

Samantha Smokes

On Friday night, at an event honoring Charlotte Ronson, security were told not to open the doors for Lindsay. Following the snub, Lohan Twittered insults directed at the Ronsons; she then attempted to barge into Samantha's brother's hotel room.

Following that ugly incident, the locks on Samantha’s house were changed yesterday.

Meanwhile, Lohan has not owned up to her actions - but she has admitted to the break up. She told E! News:

"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."

Is Lindsay implying that she does not focus on herself every second of every day? That's funny.

Click on the images below to relive this up-and-down relationship:

  • Peeved Lindsay
  • Whoa! Boobs!
  • Lohan and Ronson Nightcap
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by Hilton Hater at

Following months of flirting, dating, denying that they were dating, fighting and denying that they were fighting, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have finally broken up.

And, "this time, Sam means it," a source told Us Weekly.

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The couple got into a fight over the weekend at a party Ronson hosted for her fashion-designer sister, Charlotte Ronson, at West Hollywood's Bar Marmont.

If Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan cannot make it as a couple, what hope is there for anyone?

How did Samantha break the news to her lover that their relationship was over? In the most mature of ways, reportedly.

"[Sam] told security to look out for Lindsay and block her from getting in," said an insider. "Lindsay, of course... booked a room at [the hotel] Chateau and fully intended to crash the party and make a scene."

However, security kept the troubled actress from entering the shindig.

"She was heartbroken, but Sam did not want Lindsay entering and causing a scene and ruining Charlotte's night," said a witness.

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Poor Lindsay Lohan.

During the same two-week span that saw Tyson Beckford crush her modeling dreams, and Lohan complain that the public is to blame for her failing career, the mediocre actress has received more bad news.

Her latest movie, Labor Pains, is headed straight to cable.

The unfunny comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009.

In the movie, Lohan portrays a woman that fakes a pregnancy in order to save her job. She must then keep the lie going for nine months.

Not really sure if this fits Lohan's description of desired roles. Earlier this week, she said "I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."

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Over the last few days, Lindsay Lohan has expressed her desire to make a career out of modeling, while also claiming to be a good person and blaming celebrity gossip tabloids for her unemployment.

According to Tyson Beckford, though, Lohan's personal life has nothing to do with why she'd fail miserably on the catwalk.

Another Lohan Pic

"She has the partying part down right. But I don't think she’s got the focus," Beckford told Us Weekly when asked about Lindsay's modeling prospects. "I mean, it requires a lot of focus and a lot of people think they can do it, but they really find that it's a lot harder."

In Lohan's defense, she is an expert at working with hard things. (Think about it).

"Ask anyone - it's a lot harder than it looks. I guess that's why they call us supermodels - we make it look easy. But it’s not as easy as it looks, so I wish her all the best," Beckford said.

Tyson Beckford recently called out Lindsay Lohan... we think. We were too busy staring at his abs to pay attention.

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Last week, Lindsay Lohan lamented the fact that top directors in Hollywood didn't wanna work with her, while also whining about how the recession has affected her mortgage payments.

But the unemployed actress wants the celebrity gossip world to a) understand that she's not spoiled; and b) leave her the heck alone.

Stripped and Bloody

In a wide-ranging, self-serving interview with E! Online, Lohan complained about the attention given to her personal life. She also insisted that she's a good person. You have to read these quotes to believe them...

On what kind of human being she is: I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work.

On her passions in life: I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it. *

* THG Note: In the 2007 film, I Know Who Killed Me, Lohan portrayed a stripper.

On moving on: My past is my past and it's been a long one, but I'm growing more and learning more day by day. I'm not the same person and I don't make the same mistakes... I move forward and I change... If people would just leave my personal life alone - because it's really not that interesting - then I could land a great role.

On her goals: I'd like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It's all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.

On learning from mistakes
: You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself. It would be really nice if people would believe in me.

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It's hard being unemployed. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

The actress, who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me - tells the new issue of Nylon magazine that she's looking for a job.

"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. I have a house to pay for now, and there's been some things I've really wanted to do."

"Like the one movie I've wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton], but, um, that didn't work out ... it is what it is."

The 22-year-old, who at least got a gig as the face of Fornaria, whatever the hell that is, continued, "[Producers said] 'You're not right for the part, and that's it.' That's how I like to hear it, honestly... I can take it, I'm a big girl."

"Obviously, you don't want me," lamented Lohan, who passes her time getting served with arrest warrants and engaging in huge fights with Samantha Ronson. I don't want to do something that somebody doesn't want me to be involved in."

Just call her the face of the recession, much like Aubrey O'Day.

In her interview with the magazine, Lohan also takes a dig at Britney Spears, who's currently touring the country promoting her No. 1 album, Circus.

"She's marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn't want to pretend."

Okay then. Lindsay is also willing to accept work as a model, if anyone is interested: "I love photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… that’s fun for me. That’s not work."

Well consider yourself up to date on the thoughts of one of America's unemployed talents. Click to enlarge more Lindsay Lohan pics from Nylon ...

  • Backless, Baby
  • The Crotch of Fire
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Lindsay Lohan enjoys fornicating like a madwoman. It's only fitting, then, that she has become the new spokesperson for a fashion line called Fornarina.

Okay, that was probably the worst intro in the history of this site (a bold statement), but seriously, Lindsay is featured in a funny new ad for the brand's Spring / Summer 2009 campaign for Fornarina (clever tagline: celebrity fashion style).

In the ad campaign written and directed by Marco Bragaglia, Lohan is a modern “Alice in Wonderland” who explores three metaphysical settings characterized by fluctuating geometrical shapes with neon colors. Or something. Check it out:

Good stuff. Apparently in between arrest warrants and nuclear fights with Samantha Ronson, LiLo finds the time to do some actual work. Bravo, girl!

In other news, Lindsay went shopping at Urban Outfitters yesterday, sans Ronson. Good to see that her husband lets her out of the house to do her own thing sometimes. Click to enlarge some photos of the Lohan at the store:

  • The Lohan Shops
  • Feeling a Little Lo-Han
  • Walking Train Wreck
  • Shopping Until She Drops
  • Urban Shooper
  • Urban Outfitter
  • One Skinny Bitch
  • 2-Dimensional
  • Outta My Way!

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Amid speculation that Lindsay Lohan's life is spiraling out of control – yet again - the troubled star can at least point to one reliable star in her korner:

Kim Kardashian.

Kardashian's koncern follows a weekend for Lohan in which she was issued an arrest warrant (later thrown out) and saw the arrival of the police at girlfriend Samantha Ronson's home Saturday after a epic fight led to a broken window.

"It's so sad that there's such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home," Kardashian said in an interview.

"I mean, when have you not thrown something when you're mad? Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they've gotten so mad that they've thrown something, but maybe not necessarily breaking a window."

"Can't people have an argument without everyone watching?"

Boo-tay

This Lindsay Lohan photo has nothing at all to do with Kim Kardashian, or this article. Sorry for the confusion. But you've got to admit, it's pretty stellar.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star also scoffs at buzz that Lohan, who has had previous stints in rehab, is presently spiraling out of control.

"Just because she had an argument, I don't think it means she's off track and that everything is crazy. It's really just messed up that everyone blames her."

The Kim Kardashian mantra for koping with the scrutiny?

"Focus on living your life and not the watchful eye everyone has on her. I think everyone needs to let her breathe. [Lindsay]'s got an amazing mom, a beautiful sister and brothers, so just stay close to your family anytime."

NOTE: This may apply better to people with sane families.

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The warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan's arrest has been recalled.

Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, made quick work of it in a hearing that lasted just minutes, offering proof of the actress' compliance with her alcohol education program, and that was that. She is officially off the hook.

Lindsay Lohan didn't show in court.

The wreck will enroll in a new alcohol education program - she had "personality conflicts" with her old one - and will be back in court to prove it April 3.

The reason the arrest warrant was issued is that her alcohol ed program director told the court Lindsay missed three days of class in a 21-day period.

The program director sounded the alarm last week to the court, and that's when the judge in Beverly Hills issued a warrant for cops to arrest Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan in her drug- and booze-addled daze. And days.

Lindsay has been in an alcohol ed program for more than a year as part of her probation. As far as we know, there were no prior absences reported.

Of the three no-shows in 21 days, two if then were excused, Holley argued, and the third was blamed on paparazzi making it impossible for her.

Glad to hear she's off the hook and may now resume starting epic fights with Samantha Ronson that result in the police being called at her leisure.

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