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Okay, so Lindsay Lohan's first fashion collection with Ungaro bombed, to the surprise of no one. But her mom, Dina, still says her eldest daughter is "brilliant."

What are parents for if they can't vie for attention and pimp you out your entire life, turning you into an absolute train wreck provide unconditional support?

"The critics can say whatever they want. Lindsay is a genius," Dina told the New York Post, adding that all the haters should "leave Lindsay Lohan alone."

"Let her be a real 23-year-old. Let her grow, and let her artistic abilities flourish," she says. "Stop judging the Britney Spears and the Lindsay Lohans. They are very creative girls. That is a gift from a higher power of God."

The true face of genius.

Dina also slams her estranged husband, Michael Lohan, for claiming that he was planning an intervention for Lindsay, who's already been to rehab three times.

"I don't go - like my ex - on national television and make things up," Dina said (to the New York Post, one of the most widely-circulated papers in the world).

She adds, "He's estranged from Lindsay; he doesn't know what's going on in her life. Michael doesn't talk to her. I have had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time."

"Whatever is going on in Lindsay's personal life is our business. Him getting paid to say things about her when he's months behind in child support is wrong."

Hey, at least he's befriended Jon Gosselin recently. Some people like him!

When asked if Lindsay Lohan still has addiction problems as Michael has repeatedly alleged, Dina dodged the Post's question, saying: "I have no idea what he is talking about ... I can't comment on everything my ex says."

Addiction woes or not, those hacked voicemails prove she's got issues.

Dina Lohan is a bit insane, but sure keeps things interesting.

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As an “artistic advisor” at Emanuel Ungaro’s runway show, Lindsay Lohan made quite an impression, and showed off maturity few knew she possessed.

Sure, the models wore Lindsay Lohan-inspired short Hollywood tramp chic pink dresses, but their blazers had heart-shaped pasties covering up nipples.

Eilat Anschel and Lindsay Lohan

Okay, so the spandex tops made the models look more like they were ready to get wild and dance on the table at a seedy club than walk the runway.

But everything was covered. Technically.

Lindsay told TheFABlife, “It’s not good to show your nipples so they should be covered.” Heart-shaped pasties are totally the best way to do it, too!

“I really appreciate everything that goes into, like, any article of clothing. I think it’s fantastic. I think it’s expressive in many ways,” Lindsay added.

Expressive indeed! When Lindsay Lohan walked hand in hand with Ungaro’s designer Estrella Archs at the end of the show, tears filled her eyes.

She was either deeply moved, or the withdrawal symptoms are really kicking in. Either way, we're glad her latest fashion foray was such a hit.

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As you may have heard via Hollywood blogs or her Twitter page, Lindsay Lohan was paid to host the F1 Rocks concert event in Singapore last weekend.

Well, it turns out Singapore must read plenty of celebrity gossip, because her presence wasn't exactly warmly received by the citizens of that nation.

Apparently they aren't fans of the ugly clothing line model and alleged actress in Southeast Asia. We can't see why, she brings to much to the table!

Check out Lindsay getting booed as her introduction is made ...

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Lindsay Lohan still can't find work on the big screen or in the recording studio.

It's shocking that no studio wants a drugged out, temperamental, attention-starved quasi lesbian to anchor any of its movies.

But this isn't the case in the fashion world, apparently, where the trainwreck is in high demand.

Earlier this month, Lohan was named "Artistic Advisor" for French designer Emanuel Ungaro. It's unclear what this means, but if the company needs advisement as to which drugs to mix with which, Lindsay is its woman!

Meanwhile, the former tabloid fixture is the face of a spring campaign for 6126 clothing line. She's seen below, modeling some strange ensemble for the brand:

Would you ever wear these leggings?

 

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The moron arrested for recently ransacking Lindsay Lohan's house may not have been a total stranger to the train wreck actress, according to reports.

Several people who worked with her on Labor Pains, filmed last year, say they actually saw Nicholas Prugo hanging out on the set with Lindsay Lohan.

One person estimates she saw them together "at least 10 times."

Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested for cocaine possession in February. He was placed in a drug rehab program. He was also arrested last month for DUI.

Whether Prugo had been to Lohan's house prior to the break-in is not known. Nor is his possible connection to the similar robbery of Audrina Patridge.

  • Partied Out
  • Nicholas Prugo Mug Shot

Lindsay Lohan and Nicholas Prugo may have at least been acquaintances.

Nicholas' father is Frank Prugo, former vice president of First Look Studios, the organization responsible for releasing the celluloid disaster that is Labor Pains.

The movie was released in May, while her home was robbed August when she was New York. The timeline for Nick's involvement would seem to make sense.

Frank Prugo no longer works with the studio, but the few degrees of separation is hard to ignore, and could explain Nick getting a job on the movie's set.

Either way, we're sure Lindsay is taking it all in stride. She's admitted that she brings these things upon herself to a point - and loves the publicity anyway.

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It looks as though the 18-year-old loser arrested this week for breaking into Lindsay Lohan's home is somewhat similar to the train wreck starlet he ransacked.

He too has a cocaine problem and a mug shot!

Nicholas Prugo was busted for possession of the drug in L.A. in February.

This is the troubled youngster's Carlisle Cullen-esque mug shot resulting from that arrest (and one of Lindsay's mug shots alongside him, just for fun) ...

  • Nicholas Prugo Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot: Reloaded!

These two should really date when Nick gets out of jail.

Nicholas Prugo pleaded guilty and entered an 18-month drug program, but may have violated the terms of that program, law enforcement sources say.

Interestingly, however, that violation looks like it was for something unrelated to the burglary, as he was already due back in court for it in November.

Prugo was also arrested last month in Beverly Hills for unknown reasons.

Dude was arrested yesterday on suspicion of the Lindsay Lohan looting. He is also a suspect in the break-in at the home of Audrina Patridge this year.

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The same loser is suspected of robbing both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge this year. Not great for Nicholas Prugo if he hoped to get away with it.

Prugo, who was arrested on suspicion of breaking into Lindsay Lohan's house, is also suspected of hitting Audrina Patridge's pad too, according to TMZ.

Lindsay Picture

Cops believe Nicholas Prugo, 18, broke into Audrina's L.A. home in February, then ransacked Lohan's pad in August (not the first break-in at her home).

The crimes were similar, although Lohan reported a lot of expensive things stolen, whereas Audrina Patridge was mostly just shaken up emotionally.

This drunk moron's security code was probably 1234. Or 696969.

Weeks before an arrest, authorities investigating surveillance tapes of both crimes noted similarities and believed the same person(s) were involved.

In both robberies, security cameras captured several people entering the celebs' homes - one was a young male wearing a baseball cap and a t-shirt.

Prugo was arrested Thursday on suspicion of burglary, a felony offense. He's currently being held on $20,000 bail and remains in police custody.

No word on whether any of the fancy jewels Lindsay had "stolen" have been recovered. Or if she just left them in a nightclub bathroom somewhere.

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This just in: Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model.

We know, that's as shocking a statement as saying that Jon Gosselin is a man whore.

Urban Shooper

But the latest issue of Life & Style delves into Lindsay's latest escapades and the effect they have on little sister Ali Lohan. For example, the siblings were spotted at Hollywood's Crown Bar on September 4.

"I couldn't believe Ali was there," a witness said. "They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there. She loved being out on the scene with her sister. It was as if she knew she belonged there."

Going back to last year, Ali said she wanted to be like Lindsay. It's hard to determine which aspect of her sister's life Ali wants to follow: The arrests? The time spent in rehab? The months of employment?

A family friend says "anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do," while terrible father Michael Lohan simply states:

"I'm glad Lindsay and Ali remain so close. However, they're independent people and are capable of making their own decisions."

Thanks for chiming in, dad! Isn't there a television camera you should be crying into right about now?

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"I always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school." - Lindsay Lohan in an interview with Access Hollywood

Rarely can one quote say so much about a person, but at least Lindsay Lohan has a realistic view of living life in the celebrity gossip cross hairs.

And seeking it out, actively. Michael and Dina did a stellar job. Then again, what do you expect from a loser who's become friends with Jon Gosselin.

“It’s kind of something you sign up for," Lindsay Lohan said of the constant tabloid attention she generates. “I admit, at times it does affect me."

"When I’m having a bad day or dealing with something personal that is no one business but they’re going to spin it however they want anyway."

Asked if she has regrets, Lindsay Lohan basically no, and that all of her very public meltdowns, dalliances and missteps are just "part of the process." Totally.

“I know I’m a target and I know I’ve given people a lot of reason to kind of run with things. I no longer intend on doing that, but I’m not perfect.”

“There are definitely things that I would like to take back and I always say that, but there aren’t that many things that I truly regret doing."

"I wouldn’t have learned from them, and wouldn’t be where I am today,” she noted, seemingly without irony, as where she is today is going downhill fast.

Chances are, what few regrets she has include making her voicemail password 1234, having her Twitter page "hacked" and her house broken into every other week.

Sweet mother of God, what a moron this train wreck is.

But hey, as long as she learns from it, it will make her stronger ... or at least more likely to put on some pants and change the default password.

Lindsay probably believes hackers look like this ...

Cyber Threat

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Lindsay Lohan is either a buffoon or on drugs. Possibly both.

Two pieces of advice to all the anorexic coke heads out there:

  1. Don't put your cellphone number online
  2. If you do, don't make the password 1234

This may seem like common sense, but we are talking about Lindsay Lohan. This is a girl who posts nonsensical, strung-out rants at her lesbian lover on Twitter.

This is also a girl who gets robbed routinely. Her alarm system code is probably 1234 too, or it's written down on post-its all over the house so she won't forget.

She'll never be accused of being smart.

In any case, her voicemails were obtained, then posted online. Most are from drunk morons squandering the prank call opportunity of a lifetime, or people trying to get Samantha Ronson to DJ (really) or just have coffee with Linds.

But the most desperate comes from her father Michael Lohan, who cries about how he wants to see LiLo's sis Ali Lohan, but she doesn't want him to.

In a second message, Michael tells Lindsay that he bought her CD at 7-11 and thinks it's "so beautiful." It's hard to say if he's more sleazy or pathetic.

Listen to the compilation of Lindsay Lohan voicemail below:

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

Lindsay Lohan
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