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It's been a month since she split from Samantha Ronson, which Lindsay Lohan admits was "a hard month," but the coked-up skank is doing her best to move on personally and professionally, and tells E! that she and Ronson remain "in touch."

"We're friends," the one-time actress said at the launch of her Sevin Nyne spray-tanning line in Santa Monica, Calif. "I'm doing great. I'm very happy."

The Sevin Nyne line, named after the anorexic waif's approximate weight Lohan and Ronson's lucky numbers, is currently available at Sephora.

LiLo added that the two "briefly reunited" in person last week. A return to nuclear domestic fights and routine police visits can't be too far behind!

As for how she's getting her life back in order, LiLo says that her family, particularly cleavage-baring 15-year-old Ali Lohan, have been helpful.

"We're a tight family," said Lindsay, who has recently been romantically linked to Ben Holz. "We've been through a lot. We take care of each other."

Lindsay Lohan at the launch of her signature spray-tanner line. Really.

The struggling Crotch of Fire has also faced scrutiny over her weight lately, as she's been setting almost daily records for amount of rib cage exposed.

While the recent onslaught of Lindsay Lohan bikini photos has given way to yet another round of concerned critics and celeb gossip blogs slamming her for being too skinny, the star defended her body, saying, "I like the way I look."

As for her "day job," Lohan says she is in negotiations for a film that is scheduled to start shooting in October. She would not divulge any details about the project, however, because it does not exist it has yet to be a done deal.

In other Lohan news, her ex Harry Morton gave a rare interview today, calling their relationship the worst thing of all time. Tell us how your really feel, H!

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Sorry, Swine Flu.

Move over, Iraq War.

Take a backseat, Holocaust.

Turns out there's something a lot worse than any of you: dating Lindsay Lohan.

Featured in Inked Magazine, Harry Morton says he couldn't be more ashamed about his relationship with the troubled train wreck. He doesn't ever wanna be in the media spotlight again.

"It is the worst thing of all time... I'll be happy if it never happens again," Morton said, likely not helping his goal of avoidng publicity by giving an interview. "There are people out there who just love it. Not me."

Of course, the owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain claims he was never really Lohan's boyfriend in the first place.

"I didn't really date her," Morton said. "This is one of those things where people will say, 'Yes, you did.' But I really didn't."

Trust us, Harry, you really did.

It may be shameful, but the photos above prove that Harry Morton was very familar with a certain Crotch of Fire for a few months.

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Is Ben Holz dating Lindsay Lohan?

The 36-year old computer geek isn't shooting down this latest rumor. Here's how it got started:

Holz, as pictured below, was spotted splashing around with Lindsay during her vacation in Hawaii this week. When Radar Online asked the entrepreneur - who runs a Web-based tech company called PeekEez.com - if he was dabbling in the Firecrotch, he laughed and replied:

“I’d prefer not to say anything about the situation."

That's far from a denial!

Ben Holz Photo

In this photo, Ben Holz is all wet and staring at Lindsay Lohan. According to reports, behind closed doors, she's the one that becomes all wet when staring at Holz... if you know what we mean!

Holz is a Carnegie Mellon alum. He resides in Seattle and has owned a couple of internet cafes in Hawaii.

He was also spotted alongside Ali Lohan during the family's trip to the tropics. We can only pray he didn't make a move on her, too. We know she looks old, Ben, but the girl is only 15!

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As she said herself in her hilarious personal ad for Funny or Die, Lindsay Lohan is a fun-loving redhead with a little bit of sass. In other words, she's insane.

LiLo has also gotten pretty skinny in the last couple of years, to put it mildly. Maybe some guys (and Samantha Ronson) are into the whole skeletal thing.

She's a cute girl, but with the mental instability, substance abuse problems, extreme weight loss and possible ankle monitor presence ... would you go there?

Tell us in the survey below ...

Would you hit it?

 

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Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan said she's still in love with Samantha Ronson.

Earlier today, Sam changed her Facebook status from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated" - a devastating blow in the land of Internet age love.

After Class

And now, in the latest installment of the girl-on-girl action saga that is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, the troubled actress is said to have logged some quality time over at her manly DJ lover's Hollywood home yesterday afternoon.

Then, Ronson was seen driving away from Lindsay Lohan's home at 6 a.m. Friday, E! confirms - and the police were not even called to the scene once!

The visits, captured by celebrity gossip photographers, immediately followed Ronson's return from a vacation in Oahu with a (gay) male friend.

(RIB) CAGE MATCH: Lindsay Lohan may be back together with her sparring partner and lover Samantha Ronson, but she is definitely in need of a cheeseburger or two.

In the past week, the tumultuous tandem has spoken over the phone. In fact, a source says, "Sam texted Lindsay from Hawaii and said she missed her."

On the Ellen DeGeneres Show episode yesterday, Lohan admitted to the host that she is in touch with Samantha Ronson, if only via text message.

Lohan said she wasn't "looking to be with anyone right now" and needed to focus on her career. She also said, though, that "I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place..."

What do you think? Should Lindsay and Sam get back together?

 

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Facebook.

It's like a window into one's soul, especially when that individual is a quasi-celebrity that continues to make news for ending her relationship with one of Hollywood's most attention-starved train wrecks.

Shoppin' with Sam

Following a well-publicized fight with Lindsay Lohan on April 4, Samantha Ronson signed online and removed her "In a Relationship" status on the social networking website. This week, however, she changed her relationship message to "It's Complicated."

This big step took place comes hours after Lohan, on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, said that the two "are talking."

Of course, even if Ronson does wanna give Lindsay another chance, there's no guarantee the out-of-work actress will take it.

"I'm not looking to be with anyone right now," Lohan told Ellen on Thursday. "I don't need to deal with that. It gets too distracting from everything that I need to focus on. Leaving town, you miss someone too much and you don't want to go sometimes, but I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens."

Remember, Sam: if you really want Lindsay back, the way to her heart is through her nostrils and her liver.

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In 2000, Ellen DeGeneres was involved in a very public break-up with Anne Heche, the circumstances of which dominated entertainment news headlines for weeks.

Therefore, the talk show host can actually relate to her guest on today's show, Lindsay Lohan.

During the taped interview between the pair earlier this week, Lindsay didn't hold anything back when it came to her relationship with Samantha Ronson. A few excerpts:

On the break-up: I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn't seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared.

On fidelity: I don't believe in cheating on someone.

On bouncing back: You know when people are together so much it gets really difficult and you forget who you are because you're more concerned about being with the other person,. I think it's been really good for me. I thought it would be so much harder and it hasn't been. My sister's been here with me.

On reconciliation with Ronson: I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens. Maybe when we're fully in the right place. And I love her.

As she tries to move on from Samantha Ronson, rumors say Lindsay Lohan is having bathroom sex with British club manager Chris Jepson.

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According to rumors, Chris Jepson represents the official return to semen for Lindsay Lohan.

Sources have told Life & Style that Lohan met the random British dude at a recent L.A. house party.

“His name is Chris Jepson, and he’s British,” an insider said. “Lindsay’s mom, Dina, has even met him. He seems like a good guy. Lindsay’s family is very happy she’s moved on from Samantha Ronson.”

Old Lohan

At the gathering, Lohan reportedly "took Chris' hand and disappeared into the bathroom with him for 45 minutes. People were knocking on the door, but she wouldn't come out."

Give the girl a break, people! It's gonna take her awhile to remember how a penis works.

Jepson works as a manager at Bungalow 8 in London.

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Lindsay Lohan is unemployed and desperate for cash.

Combine those facts with Lohan's penchant for nudity, and it seems very likely she'll soon star alongside Melanie Brown in a topless show in Las Vegas.

Failing to Hide

Over the weekend, Lohan flew to Sin City to meet with Jerry Mitchell, the director of PEEPSHOW, a stage production that features a scantily-clad Brown and Kelly Monaco.

According to the fair and balanced reporting of Fox News, the show is designed to have rotating leads; which would back up the rumor that Lohan is in negotiations to take over from Monaco when she returns to work on General Hospital.


Lindsay Lohan and Melanie Brown hang out in Las Vegas, fully clothed... for now.

"I think she would be great in the show," said Mitchell. "I would need to meet with her and dance a bit as I would with anyone who would love to be a part of Peepshow."

What is Lindsay's supposed response to the offer?

"If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it."

Man. How many pizza delivery boys do you think have heard those words?

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Might Lindsay Lohan be taking Eminem's advice?

In his latest single, the rapper urges Lohan to "come back to semen." According to a report in OK!, the troubled star is really trying to... if a guy will have her!

Lindsay on the Roof

Sources say Dina Lohan did her admirable duty as a mother by dropping Lindsay outside Hollywood bar Bardot on Monday night. She stayed there until 2 a.m.

“She was drinking Jack and Cokes,” witnesses at Bardot told OK!, adding that Linsday spent most of the night sitting on the dance floor, texting on her BlackBerry.

Another insider at the club claims Lohan was flirting with a male member of the Bardot staff, the same dude she had batted her eyelashes at a few weeks ago.

“Lindsay was flirting with this guy and then had her friend ask him for his number. The guy wasn’t interested at all," said the witness.

Be patient, Linds. Penises need to re-adjust to your presence in their lives again.

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