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On True Tori Season 3 Episode 1 tonight, viewers will watch in horror as Tori Spelling cries multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two, considering the latter has admitted to an affair and the former is, well, Tori Spelling? We doubt it.

What happened to the once-happy couple? To bubbly parents of four? Two simple words: Greed. Infidelity. Desperation. Annoyance. Reality. Television.

Jon and Kate Gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin spent years opening up about their problems in front of the camera. Hmmm... how did that go for them?

Granted, Spelling and McDermott are still technically married. But come on. They're totally doomed.

But at least they aren't alone. It's rare for couples who appear on a reality TV show together to actually stay together, as divorces have befallen everyone from a Teen Mom to a sex tape star to... whatever the heck Jon Gosselin does with his life.

So as you watch Kendra on Top online and as you wonder how such mighty pairings have fallen, hold your significant other tightly and be glad you aren't doing it with a camera in your face.

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Linda Hogan is steaming mad over a seven-figure lawsuit filed by ex-boyfriend Charlie Hill, who alleges he was mistreated and paid like her personal man-servant.

Hulk's ex-wife counters that he lived the high life during their four-year relationship, and the freeloading ingrate has some kind of nerve to ask for more compensation.

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Linda, then 48, began dating 19-year-old Charlie a few years ago; she says she paid for her boy toy's clothes, food, vacations and more. He even got an allowance.

Hill, though, has a different story, saying he now wants money for the chores SHE MADE HIM PERFORM, including fertilizing her trees (seriously).

Fortunately, he never fertilized ... never mind.

While Charlie Hill claims he was mistreated by having to wax her yacht and not just her booty, Hogan says Hill never had a real job during their relationship.

The yacht waxing is a specific thing he's bitching about, and one that has her particularly pissed, since she says he wanted to be a boat captain.

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Jon and Kate Gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin spent years opening up about their problems in front of the camera. Hmmm... how did that go for them?

Linda Hogan Biography

Charlie Hill and Linda Hogan Linda Hogan is now the EX-wife of Hulk Hogan. This comes after 24 years of marriage. It's sad, really. Following her marriage's end,... More »
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