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Will the dysfunctional Hogan family ever resolve its differences?

Maybe someday. In an ideal world. But that sure isn't right now.

Totally Untalented

Brooke Hogan is still pretty sure she knows best, or at least better than her dumbass mom Linda, who's been trashing her in the media of late.

"I'm the only one with my head on straight," she says. "I don't know what's wrong with mom. Dad and brother are doing good. I'm straightforward."

In another interview with E! News, Brooke explains that it's Linda Hogan's tendency to talk about her publicly that has made her distrust her.

"The things she's said about me, and I'm like, how could I ever trust her again?" she explains, referring to Linda calling her out on her fake boobs.

"How could I ever look at her and be like, 'You kind of threw me in front of the bus in front of the whole world... Who does that to their kid?"

Brooke's been sticking to her father, Hulk Hogan's side in all the drama with Linda, despite his dating Jennifer McDaniel, who creepily looks just like her.

"I'm just looking at how my dad's treating me and how my mom's treating me, and my mom has kind of backstabbed me a couple times. I feel betrayed."

As for her mom's current boytoy, Charlie Hill, a former schoolmate of Brooke and brother Nick Hogan, Brooke doesn't have a lot to say that's positive.

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We're really sorry, Dina Lohan.

For years, we've labeled you as the Worst Mother in the World. But you may need to pimp out your daughters and toot your own supposedly hard-working horn a lot louder in order to overtake Linda Hogan now.

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Last week, daughter Brooke Hogan accused her mother of doing drugs, while also taking her to task yet again for dating 19-year old Charlie Hill.

In response, Linda (hiding behind representative Gary Smith) has written a statement to Perez Hilton in which she accuses her own child of:

  • Having fake breasts;
  • "Banging the crap" out of boyfriend Stack$ for three years;
  • And scarcely selling any albums.

Linda also says ex-husband Hulk Hogan is "no different" from OJ Simpson and that young Charlie is really good at diving into a swimming pool.

Linda Hogan has set the awful mothering bar incredibly high. Will anyone be able to raise it?

You've gotta read this hilarious, rambling, grammatically-reprehensible statement to believe it:

If Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.

If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart).

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Following Hulk Hogan's comments that he can "understand" why O.J. Simpson brutally murdered his ex-wife and her lover, Linda Hogan is more scared than ever of the former wrestler. That's understandable.

But asking for ridiculous amounts of money from him, under the guise of protecting herself? Not as understandable.

Better Times

According to TMZ, Linda has asked a Florida court to make Hulk fork over an additional $8,200 a month so she can move to California. She claims she's in “imminent danger of becoming a victim," and, as a result, also wants $24,000 for "advanced rent and security deposits."

Hmmm, has Linda really thought this through? Will asking for $100,000 a year out of her ex-husband's bank account really make Hulk Hogan less inclined to carve her up?

This is one divorce battle that has already resulted in two losers.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

A role model, she is not.

It's bad enough that Linda Hogan is dating 19-year old Charlie Hill - a former classmate of her son, Nick - but now Hulk's ex-wife is flaunting the relationship as though she and her young boy toy were Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

Below, the couple plays around for the camera, pretending to be oblivious to the celebrity gossip photographers around them. The former career of Linda's ex-husband was more real than this staged photo...

Charlie Hill and Linda Hogan

Do you think it's inappropriate for Linda Hogan to be dating Charlie Hill?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Forget Andre the Giant.

Move over, The Ultimate Warrior.

Tough break, Macho Man Randy Savage.

Of all the opponents Hulk Hogan has squared off against over the years, he says ex-wife Linda Hogan is the most challenging.

“Without a doubt, this one is the most formidable opponent I’ve ever run into," Hulk told Us Weekly. "You talk about dirty tricks: Brass knuckles, steel knuckles, cheap shots, tripping people up. I’ve never seen anybody in the wrestling business that has more dirty tricks than she does!"

Are you on Team Hulk or Team Linda?

After 23 years of marriage, Linda filed for divorce from Hogan a few months ago.

Since then, she's been spotted dating a 19-year old former classmate of daughter Brooke Hogan, while he's been spotted dating a Brooke look-alike, Jennifer McDaniel.

It's pretty much status quo for any family that appeared on a reality TV show.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Any any loyal fan of the WWE knows, Hulk Hogan is the owner of 22-inch pythons (i.e. biceps) that can inflict some serious damage.

Based on a motion ex-wife Linda Hogan filed this week, it sounds as though she's certainly aware of how dangerous the former wrestler can be.

Hulk and Brooke

Linda is claiming she's in "constant fear of her life" because Hulk sits outside their properties and "relentlessly and methodically follows her."

In audio clips obtained by TMZ, Hulk responded to such accusations on Bubba the Love Sponge's radio show yesterday. Listen to the tape now - and then take pity on children Nick and Brooke Hogan.

Linda Hogan and Hulk Hogan were happy and in love until reality television camera invaded their lives.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Hulk Hogan made his career inside a wrestling ring.

Now, he tells People Magazine that he still loves the woman to whom he gave a wedding ring years ago.

"I unconditionally love my wife, even though we're not together anymore," Hogan said. "The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person."

As celebrity gossip followers know, the Hogan have been through more than your average family:

  • Nick Bollea was jailed for reckless driving;
  • Hulk cheated on Linda with Christiane Plante, a friend of his daughter;
  • Linda reacted to the above situation by filing for divorce - and then publicly dating a 19-year that went to school with Nick and Brooke Hogan;

Hulk Hogan actually admits that the family's participation on the VH1 reality show, Hogan Knows Best, may have been a mistake (are you listening, Denise Richards?):

"I just think the reality show amplified the problems that were already there."

After having a strained relationship for awhile with Brooke Hogan, Hulk says things are okay now. As long as he stops sleeping with her friends.

"Brooke has gone through a range of emotions," he said. "She was a little confused about who everybody was, and maybe had misinformation, but right now Brooke understands who I am, and who her mom is, and what's real and not real. She's doing real well now."

Having her issues openly discussed in a major magazine can only help in that recovery.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Hulk Hogan won't let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple's divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he's filed a counter-petition to Linda's divorce suit, stating that she's able to support herself.

Hulk Hogan, Jennifer McDaniel Pic

Linda Bollea is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support, in addition to custody of their son car-crashing son, Nick. She would allow "liberal visitation" with his father.

However, Hogan claims Linda is capable of supporting herself, while also believing their son is old enough to decide with whom to live.

"It would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility," read Hogan's filing.

This is all well and good, but it doesn't answer the pressing question: Which parent will help Brooke Hogan dress herself in the morning? The untalented singer needs endless wardrobe assistance.

by Mischalova at . Comments

To quote Eddie Murphy's classic stand up routine, Raw: Linda Hogan wants half!

In her divorce settlement with former WWE superstar Hulk Hogan, Linda is reportedly seeking half of the couple's more than $9.5 million in assets, including a share of the value of their Bel Air mansion.

Hulk Hogan's Girlfriend

According to People magazine, Linda Bollea (Hulk's real name is Terry Bollea) refers to the 24-year marriage "irretrievably broken."

Citing the divorce petition filed in Florida's Pinellas Pasco Circuit Court, Linda wants to share parental responsibility for their son Nick with whom she hopes with live while her husband has "liberal" visitation rights.

The couple's eldest child, Brooke Hogan, 19, is not legally subject to child support requirements. She's also a terrible singer.

Linda also seeks an unspecified amount in alimony and child support from The Hulkster, as well as health insurance for Nick Bollea, who has been charged with reckless driving after a car crash in August.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Reportedly, the shock that Hulk Hogan expressed upon hearing that his longtime wife had filed for divorce was a fake as the blood he used to spew inside a wrestling ring.

TMZ has learned that Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been fighting since June; the divorce filing were far from a surprise to anyone that knew the couple. In fact, sources say the pair even filmed part of their reality TV show while they were separated.

A Classic Pose

All for the camera: Looks like the love between Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan was as fake as Gemma Atkinson's boobs.

Does this mean Hogan Knows Best was as realistic as The Hills? We wonder if that could mean Brad Womack made the right decision, being fully aware any love formed on reality TV can never last.

Linda Hogan filed for divorce on Wednesday, but the papers don't give any specific reason for the filing.

Linda Hogan Biography

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